Hippodameia8527🪷
@hippodameia8527.bsky.social
Mildly Grouchy Dog Loving Accountant she/her
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December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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I believe this is solidly true for many pundits and cosplay progressives.🍸
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I believe this is solidly true for many pundits and cosplay progressives.🍸
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Thinking about people struggling month to month, and if there are service members in your life who are under water financially, make sure they know about things like Fleet & Family Services and the Navy & Marine Corps Relief Society. They do small, interest free loans among other things
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Thinking about people struggling month to month, and if there are service members in your life who are under water financially, make sure they know about things like Fleet & Family Services and the Navy & Marine Corps Relief Society. They do small, interest free loans among other things
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Hanukkah begins next Sunday, December 14th at sundown. Please support your Jewish friends and neighbors.
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hanukkah begins next Sunday, December 14th at sundown. Please support your Jewish friends and neighbors.
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this is a fundamental principle of self-governance, in the end. the constitution is not in heaven. the constitution is not hidden away in some vault somewhere and tended to by nine priests in black robes. the constitution is in all of us, or it is nowhere.
It's largely lost today because we've allowed constitutional law to become the exclusive preserve of lawyers, but the original idea of written constitutionalism was partly one of public education, publicity, & (proto-)democracy—people should be able to read & come to know the law which binds them
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
this is a fundamental principle of self-governance, in the end. the constitution is not in heaven. the constitution is not hidden away in some vault somewhere and tended to by nine priests in black robes. the constitution is in all of us, or it is nowhere.
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This week on my patreon I wrote about a map of a special place in Florida. Yes, really!
Meant to have a 100 Acre Woods feel, it was a project for a client moving away from a beloved spot, and hoping to take it with her in spirit.
The post is free, so give it a read!
www.patreon.com/posts/put-po...
Meant to have a 100 Acre Woods feel, it was a project for a client moving away from a beloved spot, and hoping to take it with her in spirit.
The post is free, so give it a read!
www.patreon.com/posts/put-po...
Put a Possum On It! The Hideout | Surprised Eel Maps
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December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This week on my patreon I wrote about a map of a special place in Florida. Yes, really!
Meant to have a 100 Acre Woods feel, it was a project for a client moving away from a beloved spot, and hoping to take it with her in spirit.
The post is free, so give it a read!
www.patreon.com/posts/put-po...
Meant to have a 100 Acre Woods feel, it was a project for a client moving away from a beloved spot, and hoping to take it with her in spirit.
The post is free, so give it a read!
www.patreon.com/posts/put-po...
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i say this as a person who expects literally nothing from my job around the holidays, but also as a jewish person:
i would be more angry about receiving a “christmas” HAM than i think i would be about receiving nothing at all. 😅
i would be more angry about receiving a “christmas” HAM than i think i would be about receiving nothing at all. 😅
Our hospital system gifts all employees a Christmas ham instead of a bonus, which is way better, because it is ham
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i say this as a person who expects literally nothing from my job around the holidays, but also as a jewish person:
i would be more angry about receiving a “christmas” HAM than i think i would be about receiving nothing at all. 😅
i would be more angry about receiving a “christmas” HAM than i think i would be about receiving nothing at all. 😅
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he's sending me DMs with links to his etsy store
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
he's sending me DMs with links to his etsy store
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Trump pardoned a Honduran drug lord who helped move TONS of cocaine into the U.S.
Trump does not care about being tough on crime, stopping drug trafficking, or keeping Americans safe.
This is corrupt beyond belief, and EVERYONE should call it out.
Trump does not care about being tough on crime, stopping drug trafficking, or keeping Americans safe.
This is corrupt beyond belief, and EVERYONE should call it out.
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Trump pardoned a Honduran drug lord who helped move TONS of cocaine into the U.S.
Trump does not care about being tough on crime, stopping drug trafficking, or keeping Americans safe.
This is corrupt beyond belief, and EVERYONE should call it out.
Trump does not care about being tough on crime, stopping drug trafficking, or keeping Americans safe.
This is corrupt beyond belief, and EVERYONE should call it out.
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Do Not Mess With Mama.
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Do Not Mess With Mama.
How about instead we throw you in prison for being too stupid to get the joke, you asshat?
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How about instead we throw you in prison for being too stupid to get the joke, you asshat?
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Okay, this is a fascinating case of social media priming.
So, this creator, Sarah Velush, basically has a channel devoted to deadpan lifestyle humour (a la Chef Tova).
But because a progressive account takes it literally and says... this? Hundreds of comments assuming she's an evil tradwife.
So, this creator, Sarah Velush, basically has a channel devoted to deadpan lifestyle humour (a la Chef Tova).
But because a progressive account takes it literally and says... this? Hundreds of comments assuming she's an evil tradwife.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Okay, this is a fascinating case of social media priming.
So, this creator, Sarah Velush, basically has a channel devoted to deadpan lifestyle humour (a la Chef Tova).
But because a progressive account takes it literally and says... this? Hundreds of comments assuming she's an evil tradwife.
So, this creator, Sarah Velush, basically has a channel devoted to deadpan lifestyle humour (a la Chef Tova).
But because a progressive account takes it literally and says... this? Hundreds of comments assuming she's an evil tradwife.
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National Geographic presents:
When Goldendoodles attack.
When Goldendoodles attack.
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
National Geographic presents:
When Goldendoodles attack.
When Goldendoodles attack.
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
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One of my classics
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One of my classics
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genuinely think the number of leftists who will not under any circumstances vote for the party is very small, it's just that every single one of them has a bluesky account
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
genuinely think the number of leftists who will not under any circumstances vote for the party is very small, it's just that every single one of them has a bluesky account
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I hate the stupid girls vs boys memes, especially the time travel related ones... so I LOVE this one :)
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I hate the stupid girls vs boys memes, especially the time travel related ones... so I LOVE this one :)
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It remains weird to me that even in NYC there are people who cannot comprehend that not everyone sees Christmas as a neutral, secular, and universal holiday.
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It remains weird to me that even in NYC there are people who cannot comprehend that not everyone sees Christmas as a neutral, secular, and universal holiday.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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“I am disappointed to discover that my work is unsatisfactory to the man who threw Harvey Weinstein a bachelor party in 2007, a decade after his then-girlfriend Mira Sorvino told him about Weinstein’s multiple incidents of sexual harassment of her.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
“I am disappointed to discover that my work is unsatisfactory to the man who threw Harvey Weinstein a bachelor party in 2007, a decade after his then-girlfriend Mira Sorvino told him about Weinstein’s multiple incidents of sexual harassment of her.”
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Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me.
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me.
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
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Btw, over Thanksgiving DOJ got the charges against the senior UAE spook accused of handling current US Ambassador to Türkiye dismissed.
This was in the Mueller-derived case that alleged coward Merrick Garland's DOJ charged in July 2021.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
This was in the Mueller-derived case that alleged coward Merrick Garland's DOJ charged in July 2021.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Btw, over Thanksgiving DOJ got the charges against the senior UAE spook accused of handling current US Ambassador to Türkiye dismissed.
This was in the Mueller-derived case that alleged coward Merrick Garland's DOJ charged in July 2021.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
This was in the Mueller-derived case that alleged coward Merrick Garland's DOJ charged in July 2021.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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The most powerful man in the world doing the grab-the-crown-from-the-box meme to self-award his medal, complete with IV bandages. Absolutely incredible photo by the AFP.
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The most powerful man in the world doing the grab-the-crown-from-the-box meme to self-award his medal, complete with IV bandages. Absolutely incredible photo by the AFP.