hiroshima carl jr.
@heighhotheholly.bsky.social
baseball and communism, mostly, with a dash of orthodox freudianism
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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It's not Thanksgiving until the Egg Bowl has a fight
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's not Thanksgiving until the Egg Bowl has a fight
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
- Jon Batiste
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Geese
- Jon Batiste
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Geese
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
- Waxahatchee / Rilo Kiley
- hemlocke springs / Chappell Roan
- Jane Revolver / Speed / Amyl and the Sniffers / Turnstile
- Ekko Astral / Jeff Rosenstock / PUP
- Jay Som / Lucy Dacus
*these are my last 5 shows minus festivals / R&R HOF
- Waxahatchee / Rilo Kiley
- hemlocke springs / Chappell Roan
- Jane Revolver / Speed / Amyl and the Sniffers / Turnstile
- Ekko Astral / Jeff Rosenstock / PUP
- Jay Som / Lucy Dacus
*these are my last 5 shows minus festivals / R&R HOF
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
-American Idol Live
-Lil Xan
-AJR
-Post Malone
-Dragonforce
-American Idol Live
-Lil Xan
-AJR
-Post Malone
-Dragonforce
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
- Jon Batiste
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Geese
- Jon Batiste
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Shakey Graves
- Geese
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As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
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if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
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European political scientists are blue in the face from constantly pointing out that accommodating the far right does not help centre-left parties win, and contributes to the rise of far-right parties. There's a mountain of data to support that.
But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
European political scientists are blue in the face from constantly pointing out that accommodating the far right does not help centre-left parties win, and contributes to the rise of far-right parties. There's a mountain of data to support that.
But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
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SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
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Pilsen Community Arts has downloadable whistlezine here static1.squarespace.com/static/65826...
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pilsen Community Arts has downloadable whistlezine here static1.squarespace.com/static/65826...
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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A fun thing about the Biblical flood story is that most every culture that lived anywhere near an ocean 10,000 years ago has a flood story; they're clearly all cultural memories of sea level rise in the wake of the melting of the Wisconsin glaciation; and credulous rubes ignore how cool that is.
The Today Show is currently giving a credulous report on researchers maybe "discovering" Noah's Ark. Like, the one from the Bible. A breathless, big-if-true report in which the principle "researcher" is quoting Genesis and the reporter is acting like the biblical flood story is a factual account.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A fun thing about the Biblical flood story is that most every culture that lived anywhere near an ocean 10,000 years ago has a flood story; they're clearly all cultural memories of sea level rise in the wake of the melting of the Wisconsin glaciation; and credulous rubes ignore how cool that is.
did bear bachmeier just jump up into a powerbomb lmao
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
did bear bachmeier just jump up into a powerbomb lmao
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So far as I've been able to tell, Talarico is that rarest of things: a genuinely faithful Christian (rather than a follower of the Americanist Heresy) in politics. He's absolutely worth donating to.
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So far as I've been able to tell, Talarico is that rarest of things: a genuinely faithful Christian (rather than a follower of the Americanist Heresy) in politics. He's absolutely worth donating to.
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OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
use caution around all works of art
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
use caution around all works of art
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it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw
Now we know where all that Spotify money is going. Not to the artists - perish the thought. No, the CEO has invested it all in AI weaponry designed to kill humans. I wish this were a joke.
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Spotify boycott: Artists leave 'garbage hole' platform after CEO invests in AI weapons
Daniel Ek's investments in AI dronemaker Helsing have unnerved artists. One called Spotify a "violent armageddon portal."
www.latimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw
purely on a vibes level the worst part of car dependence is having to shake the last bit of gas into your tank like you just finished a piss and the nozzle's your dick
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
purely on a vibes level the worst part of car dependence is having to shake the last bit of gas into your tank like you just finished a piss and the nozzle's your dick
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the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
went over to my buddy's place to watch the game. left early bc we were both getting sleepy. that was over 3 hours ago
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
went over to my buddy's place to watch the game. left early bc we were both getting sleepy. that was over 3 hours ago
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RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds
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enjoying the world series
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
enjoying the world series
just pitch to him you fucking cowards
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
just pitch to him you fucking cowards
LOL JK LET'S FUCKING GO
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
LOL JK LET'S FUCKING GO
kershaw in the dodger bullpen
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
kershaw in the dodger bullpen