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Unnamed Mars Colonist
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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Guys, I'm starting to think help isn't coming.

PA District 9 Local Antifa Shop Boss
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Bolsonaro behind bars is a reminder: democracies survive when they stop letting criminals play government.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And now that whale is on the run and it's up to an intrepid band of oceanographers and cetologists to find and kill it
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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TPB Bubbles Green Bastard voice: "OHHH FUCKING DEVASTATING!!!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.

Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Insufficient is the gentlest way to state it. They should be trying to destroy that shit instead of making it more palatable, more normalized. We shouldn’t be experiencing this shit at all; making them seem like regular cops is NOT gonna fix shit.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Abolish ICE is the absolute minimum acceptable policy.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The No Country for Old Men pic look like a hardcore band reunion where u gonna die in the pit on a Tuesday nite.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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this is nothing, obviously, but def cool that at this point in history, 86 Democrats were like, you know what we agree, fuck the guy who is one of the most popular figures in our party
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I'm not anti America exactly, but does the competition have a brochure or something I could look at
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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What's going on in New Mexico???
College tuition is now covered by the State of New Mexico for residents.
Fall college enrollment increases in New Mexico for fourth consecutive year
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Fuck this Isaac from Children of The Corn sounding mother fucker
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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i think olivia nuzzi is trying to garner more support for book bans by detailing what rfk jr’s jizz tasted like
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh well, nevertheless...
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fuck it. I'm blocking every account that doesn't allow replies. Go graffiti a bridge you delicate flowers, not my fucking timeline.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM