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The fake Michael Bertrand

@fruvous73.bsky.social

580 followers 570 following 6.3K posts

A very strange man who writes things. VFS alum (Writing for TV and Film program), thinker, philosopher, comedy writer, academically gifted, socially retarded, lover of long lists of adjectives, and the only rationalist materialist mystic poet in the world.

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 40m

Look, all I am saying is that at least women HAVE a crotch based deodorant to use...

#gender #hygiene #menandwomen #LOL #jokes #comedy

The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2h

Just mind your own damned business and let people have the same kind of safety and privacy you want for yourself!

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 5h

If you are confident that a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, you stop it and board it. That way, you have evidence.

If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2h

You worked hard to get your stuff.

The thief worked hard to steal it.

These are the limits of the labour theory of value.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 3h

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 1d

I think of those people every time the right wing's deep ugliness rises to the surface where the mass movable middle class of swing voters can no longer deny it.

It is always the beginning of the end for them.

Because nobody wants to be associated with THAT.

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EspressoYeen @espressoyeen.bsky.social · 2d

Feel the rain

🦌: @himaru.bsky.social

#fursuitfriday #fursuiters #fursuit #furry #deer #hyena #yeen #espressoyeen

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 1d

It's good for us that a) his entire administration is wildly incompetent b) He doesn't have the backing of the military and you can't have a fascist state without it and c) the lower courts, at least, are still doing their jobs.

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Rosegarden54 @rosegarden54.bsky.social · 2d

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Cailín Walsh 🍀 @cailin.dev · 1d

We started watching Doom Patrol and the fact that a sentient, genderqueer, non-binary street isn't even close to the weirdest thing to happen in the first season really is something else

(the show is amazing you should watch it)

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah yeah. We all know he sucks and is terrible.

What are you going to DO about it, Al?

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Rosegarden54 @rosegarden54.bsky.social · 2d

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 1d

The idea that somewhere, out there, is the perfect person for you is incredibly toxic.

It makes people reject any relationship that takes work or otherwise isn't "perfect" so clearly they weren't "the one".

Dump that shit and look for someone who you like to spend time with, in and out of bed.

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Keith Boykin @keithboykin.bsky.social · 3d

REPORTER: What lesson did you learn after losing the Democratic primary for Mayor of New York City?

ANDREW CUOMO: I did not do enough on social media.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: He lost because he didn’t talk about affordability for New Yorkers.

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! Give them what they can't handle : peaceful weirdos.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2d

WTF is this dude smoking?

Harper was an amoral hyena cackling like a demon and smiling like a toddler that just soiled themselves who delighted in desecrating and destroying Canada just for the sheer joy of getting away with it.

What Canada was this dude living in?

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2d

Aww, who's a good girl? YOU ARE! :)

The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2d

On the contrary, I really want to see him dragged kicking and screaming and wetting himself from the Oval Offices. I want to see Kristi Noem arrested by her own ICE thugs. I want these people to resist all the way.

Let the heavy boot of government fall on THEM.

The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2d

Bring back ADULTHOOD.

The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2d

I've had the same problem and I have deduced that the problem is pressure. Pressure on you to sleep when you're *supposed* to be sleeping, no pressure when you're not.

The secret is to tell yourself you don't care if you sleep or not. Lying there wide away is fine too, you're still resting.

The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2d

Oh get the fuck over yourself. You sound like a Boomer.

The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2d

Agreed. Mitch the Bitch should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 2d

I have absolutely no pity nor sympathy for Mitch McConnell, he’s one of the most evil corrupt beings on the planet who destroyed our Supreme Court and led this country to the disastrous train wreck we are in today.

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The fake Michael Bertrand @fruvous73.bsky.social · 2d

However, if you're a mental pervert and deviant trickster like me, you can make a game of making them regret thinking they could come here and stir the shit without consequence.

Sure, volunteer to be my entertainment.