Ding Dong Dyl 🔔
@kindofahugedyl.bsky.social
📍Philly, but I travel often.
Look up at Ariana in the banner and she’ll tell you what you want to know.
Look up at Ariana in the banner and she’ll tell you what you want to know.
This one wins, but it was taken so I had to make a few…ahem…adjustments
Kindofabigdyl
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This one wins, but it was taken so I had to make a few…ahem…adjustments
I think I want to make a new handle on here. Taking suggestions based on vibes.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think I want to make a new handle on here. Taking suggestions based on vibes.
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“America places a premium on victimhood…we can’t practice outright aggression without first calling it self-defense. This doesn’t stop us from being aggressive, but it allows us to feel better about it, to feel justified. It’s an emotional arrangement, not a logical one.” - @jpbrammer.bsky.social
Samantha Fulnecky and Christian DEI
On college campuses and American victimhood
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“America places a premium on victimhood…we can’t practice outright aggression without first calling it self-defense. This doesn’t stop us from being aggressive, but it allows us to feel better about it, to feel justified. It’s an emotional arrangement, not a logical one.” - @jpbrammer.bsky.social
If you wanna be my lover, gotta get with the fact that 90% of my gay friends and a not-inconsiderable amount of complete strangers have seen my erect cock.
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If you wanna be my lover, gotta get with the fact that 90% of my gay friends and a not-inconsiderable amount of complete strangers have seen my erect cock.
Can anyone explain the phenomena of straight men going into the sauna wearing the same sneakers they just worked out in? I can understand keeping the underwear on (boring) but why are some of you fully dressed?
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Can anyone explain the phenomena of straight men going into the sauna wearing the same sneakers they just worked out in? I can understand keeping the underwear on (boring) but why are some of you fully dressed?
Just logged my first workout on this app at the new gym. I’m probably the first to ever have this realization so I need to tell you: working out is both more effective and more fun when you have a plan.
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December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just logged my first workout on this app at the new gym. I’m probably the first to ever have this realization so I need to tell you: working out is both more effective and more fun when you have a plan.
Apologies to anyone who was enjoying my fun and flirty energy this week but I just saw “Hamnet” and unfortunately must spend the next however long wearing myself out with full-body sobs.
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Apologies to anyone who was enjoying my fun and flirty energy this week but I just saw “Hamnet” and unfortunately must spend the next however long wearing myself out with full-body sobs.
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In honor of World AIDS Day, I'd like to share a story that breaks my heart whenever I tell it. Please read it. It's the story of David Carroll.
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In honor of World AIDS Day, I'd like to share a story that breaks my heart whenever I tell it. Please read it. It's the story of David Carroll.
Could not be more excited about this news. I haven't resonated with either of the two most recent chief critics at the NYT and have enjoyed reading Helen's work so much through her tenures at Vulture and The New Yorker. No one more deserving.
Helen Shaw Named New York Times Chief Theatre Critic
The outlet has been using various writers in lieu of one primary lead voice since predecessor Jesse Green was reassigned earlier this year.
playbill.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Could not be more excited about this news. I haven't resonated with either of the two most recent chief critics at the NYT and have enjoyed reading Helen's work so much through her tenures at Vulture and The New Yorker. No one more deserving.
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Good morning! Anyone who reads this will not experience seasonal depression today!
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good morning! Anyone who reads this will not experience seasonal depression today!
We have possibly two days – maybe less – before I start reading the news again and crawl back into a winter depression. It’s been fun though!
Why are you so horny all of a sudden? Is this like a Pennywise thing? You wake up after 27 years ravenous, go on a rampage and then go back into the sewer?
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We have possibly two days – maybe less – before I start reading the news again and crawl back into a winter depression. It’s been fun though!
Went into my settings and opened up comments and RTs. Just for a lark. Let’s see how long this lasts.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Went into my settings and opened up comments and RTs. Just for a lark. Let’s see how long this lasts.
I think we’ve fully cleansed the Sam’s Club shoppers out of my mentions. Maybe I’ll turn retweets back on?
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I think we’ve fully cleansed the Sam’s Club shoppers out of my mentions. Maybe I’ll turn retweets back on?
Honestly kinda annoyed I didn’t line up the camera angles identically but these are the two looks winter is giving this year.
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Honestly kinda annoyed I didn’t line up the camera angles identically but these are the two looks winter is giving this year.
Tbh I’m glad so many “male fitness” photographers have pivoted into filming for OF.
A. Better quality porn.
B. It’s more honest than pretending their camera isn’t thirsty for that dick.
A. Better quality porn.
B. It’s more honest than pretending their camera isn’t thirsty for that dick.
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Tbh I’m glad so many “male fitness” photographers have pivoted into filming for OF.
A. Better quality porn.
B. It’s more honest than pretending their camera isn’t thirsty for that dick.
A. Better quality porn.
B. It’s more honest than pretending their camera isn’t thirsty for that dick.
And if i started lifting again? What then?
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And if i started lifting again? What then?
Glad to know my reputation is solid.
You don't need a personality you got that hog ♥️
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Glad to know my reputation is solid.
Anybody else instinctively go to his linktree after he posted this?
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Anybody else instinctively go to his linktree after he posted this?
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How your email found me
September 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How your email found me
There’s just something about a vintage fireplace, you know?
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
There’s just something about a vintage fireplace, you know?
Honestly crazy to me that all it took for some of these albums to crack the top 10 was falling asleep with them on repeat on a flight one time. My listening hours are crazy low.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Honestly crazy to me that all it took for some of these albums to crack the top 10 was falling asleep with them on repeat on a flight one time. My listening hours are crazy low.
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it’s a Christmas miracle
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
it’s a Christmas miracle
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Come stroke bro i got you spot right next to me
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Come stroke bro i got you spot right next to me