flatluigi
@flatluigi.bsky.social
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it's flat! find me also primarily at flatluigi.tumblr.com as well as being flatluigi on like every other social site you can think of. they/them please and thank you
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it just fully appears that the more that techbros think a position is replacable the more it desperately actually needs a human being doing it
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Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
when the bubble finally pops we should tally up every job and how often they're suggested to be so throwaway that you should use AI for it & boost the salary for all those positions for everyone some several thousand dollars
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pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
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I be watching a good ass YouTuber and then they'll recommend me the shadiest most heinous dogshit sponsor and then go back to the video like I didn't just see a guy I like get temporarily possessed by the spirit of an Old West Snake Oil Salesman
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When I worked at a movie theater a coworker had broken his ankle so they had a chair in the box office for him and we would use it when he wasn’t on shift with us and then management found out and took the chair away and made him have to bring it downstairs himself every time he clocked in
It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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Democrats hastily making an AI video where a Chuck Schumer dirigible pisses on protesters to offer voters a more reasonable option
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Toddler just walked up and said "it will happen tomorrow!" out of nowhere. Get your champagne ready everyone
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My happy place is writing Inform 7 code that correctly implements the behavior that if the player throws up when standing in the mezzanine, they'll do so over the railing and so the 'puddle of vomit' object will appear in the room below
i miss zag's energy a lot but it's definitely a worthy sequel. I rolled credits one of my last sessions and am hoping the story unfurls some more bc that's the main thing I'm feeling like I'm missing out on from the first game
more like mullingsylexia

i do think if it's a pivot that makes you happy you should go with it, but it'd suck to lose your audience because they can't find/recognize your new branding
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We’re back! Keep an eye on this account for exclusive updates on Hiveswap: Act 3! You can also join us in the Official Homestuck Discord RIGHT NOW for a little meet and greet with the Hiveswap Community Team.
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Getting close to Halloween again so check out this series of screenshots that tell a story about a really scary screensaver program.
"3D Workers Island", a short horror story about a screensaver: yes-thread.com/3dwiscr

Also on Itch: mryes.itch.io/3dwiscr
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The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call”
Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...
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Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
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[steely dan voice] cocksucker - cocksucker deluxe

foxfucker - foxfucker for what

macadamiaaaaaa nuts, i, could, eat a whole, bunch of 'emmmm

[guitars]
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using “hsr” as an acronym for gachagame should be a crime. those are homestar runner’s sacred initials you heathen
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The difference between Columbo in Columbo Mode and the sporadic sightings of Columbo Actual is chilling in that you dont notice at first he has dropped into something cold and sharp and focused directly at someone who is just so fucked
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Columbo tires of the faults of humanity but he never tires of justice
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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