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pseudonym jones

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Cute drawings and bad thoughts, courtesy of your favorite trans dork (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · Dec 4

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corvidwizard @corvidwizard.bsky.social · 23d

wizards

on the left is a wizard with a tattered orange cloak holding a gold sword and wearing a simple orange mask with a long nose, they have an upside-down crown floating above their head.

On the right is a wizard with clown makeup holding a rapier, they have magically long boots and their hair is in a ponytail. A part of their hair makes a long point on the top of her head.

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. @rdiinmm.bsky.social · Nov 30

Mimiku

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 9h

(cryingly)

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 9h

oh fuck you the pitt

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 15h

now hold the fucking phone

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 17h

speaks to her creation

emma, in vaguely religious garb, holds worm-in-a-rock god in her palm. She says, “little one, your rock is not a shackle to free yourself from. you are as much rock as you are worm, as you are god.”

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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 2d

I miss these little fuckers 👹🛠️💀🔋

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

I’m being approached very gradually by a snake through a series of glass tubes so I’d really appreciate it if you could match-3 a little faster

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

what’s up doechii

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like we all know this song at this point but he’s a link anyway

Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER (Audio)

YouTube video by Doechii

youtu.be

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

fun when you find a new song and it’s like. Ok from now on I’m incorporating this into my personhood

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

found out today that I know the full text of Doechii’s DENIAL IS A RIVER by heart

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

bows graciously. Thank you gays

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

;0; just like. Praying I’m doing ok every day, moments like this are such a relief

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

See that you do!

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

ohhhhhh exciting!!! I hope this goes on and on

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

Right now it feels a little like Gregg Turkington giving a “five bags of popcorn… and a little… toy shark…” sort of rating

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway in the last week or so she mixed it up and started saying “have a good hot dog… and a popsicle too” I’m intrigued to see how far this develops

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t remember if I posted about this before but the kid doesn’t like saying goodbyes for some reason and instead of saying “good night” she says “have a good hot dog” (etymology lovers: I’m sorry I cannot explain this one) and so I started saying “you have a good hot dog too 😌”

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway I haven’t slept a full night since March without that kid kicking me awake in the morning but please let me tell you that despite it all nothing beats being a mom

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

Last night putting the goose to bed, I was closing her bedroom door and I said “I love you” (which is the last thing I say every night) and for the first time ever she said “I love you too”

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

It would be novel, but not really what I come to the series for

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

god could you imagine. I personally know at least a half dozen girls who would sign up without hesitation

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

Your Winter King sequence is still the highlight of the first season for me, it’s basically the first thing that comes to mind when I think of the show, and they’re so right to bring you back!!! You two have been doing such amazing work 😤😤😤

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 1d

good afternoon

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