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@danielbd.bsky.social
I have a cool job title but really I’m a Grease Monkey. Wanted by the CIA because my kids are pure energy. I’ll talk about anything except Fight Club and Bruno.
He/Him
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwbmfyxr36
He/Him
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Usually you've got to buy somebody at least two Amstel Lights to get them to eat your ass out like this.
Lutnick on the $1 million Trump Gold Card: "It's a gift to the United States of America to help America be great again under Donald Trump."
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Usually you've got to buy somebody at least two Amstel Lights to get them to eat your ass out like this.
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I always thought people did not pay nearly enough attention to this text.
It was about as much of a smoking gun as you could ask for.
It was about as much of a smoking gun as you could ask for.
Good reporting never dies. It ripens. By @hunterw.bsky.social, 2021
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Leaked Texts: Jan. 6 Organizers Say They Were 'Following POTUS' Lead'
Rally planners coordinated with the White House before Jan. 6, and prepped a party on the day of the Capitol attack, leaked texts reveal
www.rollingstone.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I always thought people did not pay nearly enough attention to this text.
It was about as much of a smoking gun as you could ask for.
It was about as much of a smoking gun as you could ask for.
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In many animals the mother pre chews, wets and softens the food before transferring it to their child's mouth
In the human species it is the toddler who performs this role by prechewing and moistening their food before smooshing it into their mother's face
In the human species it is the toddler who performs this role by prechewing and moistening their food before smooshing it into their mother's face
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
In many animals the mother pre chews, wets and softens the food before transferring it to their child's mouth
In the human species it is the toddler who performs this role by prechewing and moistening their food before smooshing it into their mother's face
In the human species it is the toddler who performs this role by prechewing and moistening their food before smooshing it into their mother's face
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This social media ban is proudly sponsored by Sportsbet. Sportsbet is Australia’s premier betting app and majority owner of its government. Use promo code #groomed to get a 16% rakeback if your child circumvents age verification technology before you can gamble away your life savings
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
The meltdown over BAMA making the Playoffs is always the funniest and most irrational thing ever.
“This is ESPN bowing to the otherworldly power and money wielded by.. the State of Alabama??”
“This is ESPN bowing to the otherworldly power and money wielded by.. the State of Alabama??”
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The meltdown over BAMA making the Playoffs is always the funniest and most irrational thing ever.
“This is ESPN bowing to the otherworldly power and money wielded by.. the State of Alabama??”
“This is ESPN bowing to the otherworldly power and money wielded by.. the State of Alabama??”
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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My weekly email to my congressman.
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My weekly email to my congressman.
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I spoke to the New York Times in this great explainer piece by Charlie Savage
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I spoke to the New York Times in this great explainer piece by Charlie Savage
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
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It sucks when your selective memory ends up selecting the ones you never wanted.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It sucks when your selective memory ends up selecting the ones you never wanted.
When I read “JD Vance banged the table” I had a different vision.
Somehow this is the worst part.
Yet again I'd like to thank the publishing industry, Hollywood, and Yale Law School for ensuring this bigot's rise to prominence.
Yet again I'd like to thank the publishing industry, Hollywood, and Yale Law School for ensuring this bigot's rise to prominence.
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When I read “JD Vance banged the table” I had a different vision.
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Not sure the "we're totally responsible for all the illegal murderings, except this one, which people are upset about, so we didn't order that one" is going to stick.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Not sure the "we're totally responsible for all the illegal murderings, except this one, which people are upset about, so we didn't order that one" is going to stick.
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how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels
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OH. COME. ON.
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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"I just tried to call"
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I just tried to call"
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
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If “The Canterbury Tales” were written today it would be called “The Airport Chili’s Bar Tales” and I think that’s beautiful
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If “The Canterbury Tales” were written today it would be called “The Airport Chili’s Bar Tales” and I think that’s beautiful
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Seconded. That last line hits hard.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Seconded. That last line hits hard.
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Recognizing today is December 1st, I'd like to humbly submit The Originalism Trap for your holiday shopping and/or wishlist consideration ✨
(getting more people to read The Originalism Trap is in and of itself my holiday wish)
(getting more people to read The Originalism Trap is in and of itself my holiday wish)
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Recognizing today is December 1st, I'd like to humbly submit The Originalism Trap for your holiday shopping and/or wishlist consideration ✨
(getting more people to read The Originalism Trap is in and of itself my holiday wish)
(getting more people to read The Originalism Trap is in and of itself my holiday wish)
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I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
I named my fists Moby and Dick because I am about to whale on you.
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
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KOSA is never about protecting kids. It’s anti-queer and about making sure kids don’t have access to information they need to survive - from health basics to knowing they are not alone and not broken. And it will destroy the internet as we know it.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.
You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
KOSA is never about protecting kids. It’s anti-queer and about making sure kids don’t have access to information they need to survive - from health basics to knowing they are not alone and not broken. And it will destroy the internet as we know it.
Did Auburn hire a normal person as football coach?
No pedo rape apologist?
No antivax grifter that they were “impressed by during a random meeting in a hot tub”
No pedo rape apologist?
No antivax grifter that they were “impressed by during a random meeting in a hot tub”
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Did Auburn hire a normal person as football coach?
No pedo rape apologist?
No antivax grifter that they were “impressed by during a random meeting in a hot tub”
No pedo rape apologist?
No antivax grifter that they were “impressed by during a random meeting in a hot tub”