Zelnut 🍉𓅨
@dahliaiterations.com
(he/him/his)
Unconditional bodily autonomy enthusiast.
Homeschooling survivor.
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Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
ICE is ontologically evil.
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
Unconditional bodily autonomy enthusiast.
Homeschooling survivor.
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187:6/9
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
ICE is ontologically evil.
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
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Zelnut 🍉𓅨
@dahliaiterations.com
· Jan 4
Me: Laws are made up and don't actually bind anyone except by the fiat of the most immediate enforcer. They can all be nullified by about 11 people agreeing they shouldn't work.
Others: WOW! Nihilist much? 🙄
Me: The laws of the United States say X.
Others: Since when do the laws matter?
Others: WOW! Nihilist much? 🙄
Me: The laws of the United States say X.
Others: Since when do the laws matter?
The only winning move is not to play. If I say something is illegal, people tell me laws don't matter unless they're enforced (No shit? I dropped out of law school bcuz it made me too acutely aware of how many laws aren't enforced!), but if I suggest that maybe we should enforce the law, I'm naïve.
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very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
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The next time any politician remotely utters the vague NOTION of gutting a welfare program i’m just assuming they’re a pedophile from now on
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The next time any politician remotely utters the vague NOTION of gutting a welfare program i’m just assuming they’re a pedophile from now on
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EVERYONE: abolish ICE
DEMOCRATS: reform ICE?
E: abolish ICE
D: so we should keep ICE
E: abolish ICE
D: ah, keep ICE the same way that it is now
E: abolish ICE
D: oh, make them worse than they are now
E: abolish ICE
D: and give them a bigger budget
E: abolish ICE
D: see, we do listen to the people
DEMOCRATS: reform ICE?
E: abolish ICE
D: so we should keep ICE
E: abolish ICE
D: ah, keep ICE the same way that it is now
E: abolish ICE
D: oh, make them worse than they are now
E: abolish ICE
D: and give them a bigger budget
E: abolish ICE
D: see, we do listen to the people
February 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
EVERYONE: abolish ICE
DEMOCRATS: reform ICE?
E: abolish ICE
D: so we should keep ICE
E: abolish ICE
D: ah, keep ICE the same way that it is now
E: abolish ICE
D: oh, make them worse than they are now
E: abolish ICE
D: and give them a bigger budget
E: abolish ICE
D: see, we do listen to the people
DEMOCRATS: reform ICE?
E: abolish ICE
D: so we should keep ICE
E: abolish ICE
D: ah, keep ICE the same way that it is now
E: abolish ICE
D: oh, make them worse than they are now
E: abolish ICE
D: and give them a bigger budget
E: abolish ICE
D: see, we do listen to the people
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i think wealthy people should start keeping artists in their guest houses who puts out a couple huge paintings a year so they can be like “look at the bible fanart my gay lil twink did” again as a status symbol
February 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
i think wealthy people should start keeping artists in their guest houses who puts out a couple huge paintings a year so they can be like “look at the bible fanart my gay lil twink did” again as a status symbol
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Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
November 26, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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One by one, Europeans mentioned in the Epstein files who still hold political office are beginning to resign or are being forced out of office.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
One by one, Europeans mentioned in the Epstein files who still hold political office are beginning to resign or are being forced out of office.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
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I got in SO MUCH trouble for this hugely viral tweet back in 2018 (from MAGA types mostly) but I stand by it (and in fact at the time the Auschwitz Museum defended me when people yelled at me that Auschwitz was a “death camp” not a concentration camp). My DENTIST congratulated me for this one
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I got in SO MUCH trouble for this hugely viral tweet back in 2018 (from MAGA types mostly) but I stand by it (and in fact at the time the Auschwitz Museum defended me when people yelled at me that Auschwitz was a “death camp” not a concentration camp). My DENTIST congratulated me for this one
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Just so happens that I just finished reading about this exact subject and why corporate owned media only exists to serve the capitalist state.
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Just so happens that I just finished reading about this exact subject and why corporate owned media only exists to serve the capitalist state.
I really cannot emphasize enough that there's no reason to rehabilitate Nazis into positions of power. Being a Nazi for any amount of time — for a day, for an hour — impeaches your character indellibly and in perpetuity, and you should be grateful to be a street sweeper.
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I really cannot emphasize enough that there's no reason to rehabilitate Nazis into positions of power. Being a Nazi for any amount of time — for a day, for an hour — impeaches your character indellibly and in perpetuity, and you should be grateful to be a street sweeper.
We shouldn't have billionaires. They should not exist. We should take literally whatever steps we must — as a matter of survival and security — to cause billionaires to cease to exist entirely.
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
We shouldn't have billionaires. They should not exist. We should take literally whatever steps we must — as a matter of survival and security — to cause billionaires to cease to exist entirely.
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
Lizzo is an actual, verified sexual predator and we don't have to care what she says in defense of other sexual predators.
February 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Lizzo is an actual, verified sexual predator and we don't have to care what she says in defense of other sexual predators.
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free dril
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
free dril
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how am i suppose to feel patriotic when the founders of my country set up a system to give privilege to an already privileged elite through a series thinly veiled lies about liberty?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
how am i suppose to feel patriotic when the founders of my country set up a system to give privilege to an already privileged elite through a series thinly veiled lies about liberty?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
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Not blowing a gasket, feeling vindicated, because what Kotick’s involvement in the Epstein files has done is demonstrate exactly how fucking right I’ve been for ten years.
Oh I’m absolutely fucking disgusted, but now it’s unequivocally clear as fucking day. It was always, *always* about predation.
Oh I’m absolutely fucking disgusted, but now it’s unequivocally clear as fucking day. It was always, *always* about predation.
hear that? thats @commandersterling.bsky.social blowing every single fucking gasket they got
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control
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February 4, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Not blowing a gasket, feeling vindicated, because what Kotick’s involvement in the Epstein files has done is demonstrate exactly how fucking right I’ve been for ten years.
Oh I’m absolutely fucking disgusted, but now it’s unequivocally clear as fucking day. It was always, *always* about predation.
Oh I’m absolutely fucking disgusted, but now it’s unequivocally clear as fucking day. It was always, *always* about predation.
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"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
Homeless Oregon youth got $1,000 a month for two years. Most found housing after • Oregon Capital Chronicle
Oregon is the second of its kind in the nation to implement the direct cash transfer program after New York City.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
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we should proceed with prosecutions with the presumption that the president cannot pardon crimes he ordered to occur while simultaneously advancing court-packing legislation.
It's so cool how we just accept that federal accountability is dead and the president will just pardon any federal crimes as easily as he pardoned everyone for January 6, and we just live with this fact instead of tearing down the rest of the White House around him.
Philidelphia DA Larry Krasner warns ICE: If an agent commits crimes in Philly, I will charge you. You will be arrested. You will stand trial, and you will be convicted in state or federal court and you will do your time. Donald Trump can't pardon you for a state court conviction.
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
we should proceed with prosecutions with the presumption that the president cannot pardon crimes he ordered to occur while simultaneously advancing court-packing legislation.
That one Five Finger Death Punch song about how he doesn't give a fuck about your opinions on him and various topics related thereunto - opinions of which he seems to have exhaustive knowledge and feels the need to commemorate in a song that feels like it's 8 fucking minutes long. My boss loved it.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
That one Five Finger Death Punch song about how he doesn't give a fuck about your opinions on him and various topics related thereunto - opinions of which he seems to have exhaustive knowledge and feels the need to commemorate in a song that feels like it's 8 fucking minutes long. My boss loved it.
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I’m actually quite moved by how swiftly she pivots away from her own grief and trauma - real and justified though it is - to remind us not to take our eyes off the women who were assaulted
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I’m actually quite moved by how swiftly she pivots away from her own grief and trauma - real and justified though it is - to remind us not to take our eyes off the women who were assaulted
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men will literally try to gaslight the entire world
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
men will literally try to gaslight the entire world
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Spread the word
February 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Spread the word
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM