Zelnut 🍉𓅨
@dahliaiterations.com
Unconditional bodily autonomy. Prison / police abolition. Regicide enthusiast. Jobs guarantee, UBI, healthcare free at point of access.
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
DDD Free Luigi. 187:6/9. 🍉🏞️🌊⛓️💥
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
DDD Free Luigi. 187:6/9. 🍉🏞️🌊⛓️💥
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
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Zelnut 🍉𓅨
@dahliaiterations.com
· Aug 29
One of the foundational laws of conservativism is that parents own their children, and the concept of a minor to them is one of earning the right to self-ownership (which remains a privilege in their eyes even after adulthood) rather than guardianship as a means to cultivate natural self ownership.
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Lizza is making it clear that he could hide a lot of unethical activities in the profession so long as he wasn't cheated on by his partner with multiple men.
The entire marquee journalism just as rotten as the people they cover.
The entire marquee journalism just as rotten as the people they cover.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lizza is making it clear that he could hide a lot of unethical activities in the profession so long as he wasn't cheated on by his partner with multiple men.
The entire marquee journalism just as rotten as the people they cover.
The entire marquee journalism just as rotten as the people they cover.
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
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In terms of which cleavage point eventually incites the inevitable “American Evangelical Catholicism” schism the pope refusing to use ChatGPT to generate infinite homilies is probably the funniest
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In terms of which cleavage point eventually incites the inevitable “American Evangelical Catholicism” schism the pope refusing to use ChatGPT to generate infinite homilies is probably the funniest
I'm not saying the Catholic Church is good, but I do feel like the quality of Pope has been increasing incrementally since the Nazi Pope resigned.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm not saying the Catholic Church is good, but I do feel like the quality of Pope has been increasing incrementally since the Nazi Pope resigned.
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the New York Times being pro-pedophile and pro-eugenics is the kind of stuff people would shit all over me for saying as recently as last year
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
the New York Times being pro-pedophile and pro-eugenics is the kind of stuff people would shit all over me for saying as recently as last year
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Guillermo del Toro's Watership Down
Guillermo del Toro’s Blues Clues
guillermo del toro's amelia bedelia
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Watership Down
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i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
Caligula makes his horse a consul but make it 2025.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Caligula makes his horse a consul but make it 2025.
Seriously, get any boosters you can before they're unavailable.
A third infant in Kentucky has died of whooping cough this year.
Reminder: The best way to protect against whooping cough is to get vaccinated. Adults should get a Tdap booster every 10 years, so please check, you may be overdue!
Reminder: The best way to protect against whooping cough is to get vaccinated. Adults should get a Tdap booster every 10 years, so please check, you may be overdue!
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Seriously, get any boosters you can before they're unavailable.
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This was an ENTIRE-ass journey. 😳
Good for her, of course— but I was NOT expecting any of that!
Good for her, of course— but I was NOT expecting any of that!
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This was an ENTIRE-ass journey. 😳
Good for her, of course— but I was NOT expecting any of that!
Good for her, of course— but I was NOT expecting any of that!
Honestly, it's such a huge dunk on Elon that Trump not only has a favorite movie, he's going to have them make another. Make-a-Wish-ass administration.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Honestly, it's such a huge dunk on Elon that Trump not only has a favorite movie, he's going to have them make another. Make-a-Wish-ass administration.
If I become President, I will require Disney to make one Muppet remake of a classic film or novel ever year.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If I become President, I will require Disney to make one Muppet remake of a classic film or novel ever year.
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Another day, another TEN missed opportunities for the DNC to speak on behalf of Dems about the abomination of the day.
Mark Kelly shouldn’t have to defend himself alone.
The DNC, the national Dem PARTY should be speaking up for him and the other members of Congress all over the place.
WHYYYYY
Mark Kelly shouldn’t have to defend himself alone.
The DNC, the national Dem PARTY should be speaking up for him and the other members of Congress all over the place.
WHYYYYY
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Another day, another TEN missed opportunities for the DNC to speak on behalf of Dems about the abomination of the day.
Mark Kelly shouldn’t have to defend himself alone.
The DNC, the national Dem PARTY should be speaking up for him and the other members of Congress all over the place.
WHYYYYY
Mark Kelly shouldn’t have to defend himself alone.
The DNC, the national Dem PARTY should be speaking up for him and the other members of Congress all over the place.
WHYYYYY
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Bringing businesses and rich capitalists into coalitions with workers means the rich entities will have the most sway. Compromises will be largely made in their favor because their influence and capital is “needed”. This must be understood and prepared for if that’s the strategy
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bringing businesses and rich capitalists into coalitions with workers means the rich entities will have the most sway. Compromises will be largely made in their favor because their influence and capital is “needed”. This must be understood and prepared for if that’s the strategy
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Wake up.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Wake up.
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am i supposed to be consuming or am i supposed to be saving for a house i'll never be able to afford. can yall make up your minds
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
am i supposed to be consuming or am i supposed to be saving for a house i'll never be able to afford. can yall make up your minds
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Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
I am not denying that the Soviet Union committed atrocities. In fact, we actually have *meticulous records* of many atrocities. The "Holodomor was genocide" theory REQUIRES us to believe that this is the ONE TIME no one wrote down what Stalin said.
Periodic reminder that Dr. Theodor Oberländer, who was an early voice in popularizing "Holodomor" as a proper noun (spelled contrary to its pronunciation, "haladamor") was a literal Nazi who escaped accountability through Operation Paperclip and was recruited specifically for being an anticommunist.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I am not denying that the Soviet Union committed atrocities. In fact, we actually have *meticulous records* of many atrocities. The "Holodomor was genocide" theory REQUIRES us to believe that this is the ONE TIME no one wrote down what Stalin said.
Periodic reminder that Dr. Theodor Oberländer, who was an early voice in popularizing "Holodomor" as a proper noun (spelled contrary to its pronunciation, "haladamor") was a literal Nazi who escaped accountability through Operation Paperclip and was recruited specifically for being an anticommunist.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Periodic reminder that Dr. Theodor Oberländer, who was an early voice in popularizing "Holodomor" as a proper noun (spelled contrary to its pronunciation, "haladamor") was a literal Nazi who escaped accountability through Operation Paperclip and was recruited specifically for being an anticommunist.
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will never get old
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
will never get old
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Being vulgar isn’t the goal of roasting. EARNING CAMARADERIE IS THE POINT. You display the empathy to accurately asses others’ vulnerabilities, the craft to make fun at them without destroying underlying respect for their humanity, and you earn satisfaction of earning their esteem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Being vulgar isn’t the goal of roasting. EARNING CAMARADERIE IS THE POINT. You display the empathy to accurately asses others’ vulnerabilities, the craft to make fun at them without destroying underlying respect for their humanity, and you earn satisfaction of earning their esteem.