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I keep waiting for the full on GOP civil war over Indians’ status as people
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I keep waiting for the full on GOP civil war over Indians’ status as people
Well you have to understand the hats were printed up in mid 2018 and it was impossible to tell by then if donald trump would be bad yet
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Well you have to understand the hats were printed up in mid 2018 and it was impossible to tell by then if donald trump would be bad yet
Cincinnati is Salt Lake City except the local gentry class is P&G employees and not Mormons
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Cincinnati is Salt Lake City except the local gentry class is P&G employees and not Mormons
anyway they obviously know how shitty it looks with the benefit of hindsight and two working brain cells because the only photo I could find of the actual hat was this one they made their cat wear
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
anyway they obviously know how shitty it looks with the benefit of hindsight and two working brain cells because the only photo I could find of the actual hat was this one they made their cat wear
His second defense was some sweaty Eric Cartman shit where you were somehow ideologically against interracial marriage if you thought the hat idea was tasteless and crass
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 AM
His second defense was some sweaty Eric Cartman shit where you were somehow ideologically against interracial marriage if you thought the hat idea was tasteless and crass
His first defense was that it was a fall 2018 wedding in DC and *everyone* was doing ironic trump themed weddings so it’s unfair to single him out
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 AM
His first defense was that it was a fall 2018 wedding in DC and *everyone* was doing ironic trump themed weddings so it’s unfair to single him out
the one time he QTed me and was like “I don’t usually do this but this asshole has gone too far” which was clearly an invitation to brigade me but only like four people simped for him hard enough to actually do it
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 AM
the one time he QTed me and was like “I don’t usually do this but this asshole has gone too far” which was clearly an invitation to brigade me but only like four people simped for him hard enough to actually do it
I responded with stuff about it on dozens of posts he made and he got increasingly redassed mad about it
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I responded with stuff about it on dozens of posts he made and he got increasingly redassed mad about it
Basically him and his raggedy-ass Cincinnati white trash TERF wife decided that a “Marrying A Great Asian” theme would be le epic bacon awesomesauce
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Basically him and his raggedy-ass Cincinnati white trash TERF wife decided that a “Marrying A Great Asian” theme would be le epic bacon awesomesauce
Well yeah because the thing that forced them to embrace fascism was is not letting Mitt Romney win on purpose
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Well yeah because the thing that forced them to embrace fascism was is not letting Mitt Romney win on purpose
Something about Tomlin’s emblem being the shield is extra funny
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Something about Tomlin’s emblem being the shield is extra funny
Are you not familiar with this
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Are you not familiar with this
I’d say if Matt Bai didn’t order custom ironic MAGA hats for his fucking wedding it’s an upgrade for them actually
lol, replacing Swin with Matt Bai is such a depressing downgrade that it basically feels like giving up
20-odd years ago, I was fired from my dream job at Rolling Stone before I could publish anything. So let's try this again! Thanks to all who read me in the Post these past 6 years - hope you'll follow the next chapter.
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I’d say if Matt Bai didn’t order custom ironic MAGA hats for his fucking wedding it’s an upgrade for them actually
it's awesome how ever since Curtis Yarvin every two-bit fascist that speaks above a fifth grade level is treated by our esteemed press as a sexy dangerous badboy with a philosopher's wit
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
it's awesome how ever since Curtis Yarvin every two-bit fascist that speaks above a fifth grade level is treated by our esteemed press as a sexy dangerous badboy with a philosopher's wit
can't wait to see how the USS Charlie Kirk, Eternal Harbinger of National Renewal vs 1,400 identical copies of the 我们昨天建造了它 plus one ship that does nothing but make baozi for the other ships goes
January 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
can't wait to see how the USS Charlie Kirk, Eternal Harbinger of National Renewal vs 1,400 identical copies of the 我们昨天建造了它 plus one ship that does nothing but make baozi for the other ships goes
I think the team that has won about a quarter of the last twenty five super bowls can cool it for a generation or so
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I think the team that has won about a quarter of the last twenty five super bowls can cool it for a generation or so
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“Trump invaded Venezuela, kidnapped its president, stole a bunch of its oil, sold it, and stashed the money in banks in Qatar” is a stone-cold CLASSIC of this genre
The stuff in the GOP bill is some of the clearest ever examples of "if you explain what Republicans are doing in straightforward factual terms an otherwise under-informed normie will think you have entirely lost your mind and can't be trusted"
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
“Trump invaded Venezuela, kidnapped its president, stole a bunch of its oil, sold it, and stashed the money in banks in Qatar” is a stone-cold CLASSIC of this genre
Though to be fair I was cued by just responding to a convo based on that post
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Though to be fair I was cued by just responding to a convo based on that post
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Complete victory for @scalehelix.net . Nobody has ever been more right about anything. The media likes Trump and wants him to win.
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Christ, this (from Lizza's latest) is pretty fucking damning of...literally the entire media(?) What the fuck?
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Complete victory for @scalehelix.net . Nobody has ever been more right about anything. The media likes Trump and wants him to win.
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I fully expect them to use the January 6th statutes as a gleeful inversion of that event
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I fully expect them to use the January 6th statutes as a gleeful inversion of that event
video tour? shit I want him to *go* there
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 AM
video tour? shit I want him to *go* there
Pulling for the niners bears texans and bills
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Pulling for the niners bears texans and bills