Phil Cheesman
@daddycheese.bsky.social
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“Never challenge a Cheese” or “Never dare a Cheesman”. Southern-dwelling musical dancing board-gaming God-following cheese, hubby to Jo, Daddy to Isaac and Anna
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mooseallain.bsky.social
Over the years I've posted numerous cartoons based around Venn diagrams, and occasionally I will get mathematically minded people telling me that they're not actually Venn diagrams.

They are correct, of course. They're not Venn diagrams, they're cartoons. They have completely different functions.
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mooseallain.bsky.social
I love this!
thebunyipman.bsky.social
knocked up a quick animation to see how he might move
daddycheese.bsky.social
H/t to @mysteriosox.bsky.social - sorry, meant to tag you in the repost…
daddycheese.bsky.social
Even more so when my TL shows me this. I don’t watch Traitors but this shows Imrie in a different light…
daddycheese.bsky.social
You’ve hit the nail on the head- there’s a reason it’s called PLAYING music… :o)
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tothersimon.bsky.social
Last night I wrote a lyric which rhymes 'air-fryer' with 'Mrs. Doubtfire'.

Not sure I'm ever going to top that. Might just retire.
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tothersimon.bsky.social
Absolutely thrilled to see how this guy's hair is more or less indistinguishable from the clouds. It looks like his hair just trails off over the horizon. Beautiful.
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
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tadaaa.bsky.social
Reminds of the Alexi Sayle quote

"Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton."
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mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social
"It's from Joe Maplin, it's in his own words as usual, so I'll read it out."
daddycheese.bsky.social
Best town review is still, courtesy of @hmhbinfo.bsky.social “Westward Ho! Massive Letdown”
pastpostcard.bsky.social
WHITSTABLE VERY DISAPPOINTING.
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danmud.bsky.social
"Here it is chaps, the wildlife photograph of the year!"
Scene from This is Spinal Tap where the band unbox the black covers of their new album Smell The Glove.
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anonopin.bsky.social
Don't put "attended agile meetings" or similar on your CV: attending meetings is not an achievement worth celebrating. Tell me about how you managed to cancel all the crap meetings, then I might hire you.
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tothersimon.bsky.social
Bar graph showing how exciting it is to see different seabirds.
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balderdash.bsky.social
My response when my wife asks me what last-minute preparations need to be made for my 50th birthday party.
‘More rice, bigger chairs and reinforced toilets.’ Headline for imminent sumo basho in London.
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
Me [in a nail bar]: pint of nails, please
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govindajeggy.bsky.social
More than 50 years after their formation, Aerosmith have yet to make a single Aero
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damienowens.bsky.social
Me watching a movie trailer: ‘A small rural community, you say? I assume all is as it first appears?’
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
Just had a roast dinner with all the trimmings. I had beef with pom poms, tassels, bobbles and fringes.
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govindajeggy.bsky.social
Also - Mark E Smith never fashioned ONE marquee