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Addie
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Be excellent to one another 🤙🏼
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I watched all the Bake Off episodes on Netflix so now I’m going back and watching the very first season (on the Roku channel) and it’s hilarious how much meaner the judging is. And the challenges toward the end are absurdly hard.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
And for fuck's sake, if you're cleaning out your pantry to donate, DON'T DONATE EXPIRED FOOD. We just hosted a food drive last week and we threw out at least half of it for being expired. Our record was 2014 :/
If you want to find a local food bank, you can use the website below.

If you’re donating, it’s best to donate money. If you want to donate food, PLEASE donate food you or your family would actually eat, including things like breakfast cereals and snack foods.

www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
October 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i just know we're all going to have to sit through a three minute clip of joe rogan saying "i can't believe censorship is happening"
September 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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This is honestly better, more real, more relatable than anything Faulkner ever wrote.
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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when i have 6 to 8 enemies coming by the house
July 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The whole thread is gold, but this banger right here is all you need to know about raw milk.
Cows just aren't built like people. The human boob is located well above the ass, for hygiene and convenience. That's the kind of milk the human immune system is built around.

A cow's udder, on the other hand, is halfway between its ass and the ground.
May 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields
April 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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We were denied Pope Pizza but given Pope Deep Dish Pizza, so that’s something -H
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name

me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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they should invent podcasts you can read
April 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Four Seasons Landscaping-gate remains the funniest political moment of my lifetime but accidentally adding the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic to your top secret war crimes groupchat is in the mix for sure.
March 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I personally would get up off the operating table and leave my own surgery if they turned the SOTU on in there.
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM