Christopher Sebela
@xtop.bsky.social
4x Eisner-losing writer of comics like GODFELL, BLINK, CROWDED, DIRTBAG RAPTURE, SHANGHAI RED, HEARTTHROB, WE(L)COME BACK, TEST, DEAD LETTERS, HIGH CRIMES, etc. // Queer. they/them // christophersebela.com
girl with a squirrel leering
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
girl with a squirrel leering
me remembering i have pie and ice cream after a dinner primarily made of carbs www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbs...
Sleeping Pig Wakes Up for a Cookie!
YouTube video by prissyandbomber
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
me remembering i have pie and ice cream after a dinner primarily made of carbs www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbs...
stay home thanksgiving allowed me to make my once a year only mac & cheese dish that my mom derisively referred to as the “heartattack & cheese” when i made it for her once
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
stay home thanksgiving allowed me to make my once a year only mac & cheese dish that my mom derisively referred to as the “heartattack & cheese” when i made it for her once
"Of course I deprecate war, but if it is brought to my door, the bringer will find me at home" — James Garfield dropping some amazing lines in his diary
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Of course I deprecate war, but if it is brought to my door, the bringer will find me at home" — James Garfield dropping some amazing lines in his diary
i finally won a bake-off for the first time in my comics career. i always *always* suck at pitching in competition and lose out to someone else, and this is a year i really needed a couple wins, so excuse me while I strut around all day now.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i finally won a bake-off for the first time in my comics career. i always *always* suck at pitching in competition and lose out to someone else, and this is a year i really needed a couple wins, so excuse me while I strut around all day now.
i love to type something big and dumb, post it here and then immediately delete it — the intrusive thoughts don't know the difference
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i love to type something big and dumb, post it here and then immediately delete it — the intrusive thoughts don't know the difference
Reading about Roscoe Conkling’s nomination of Grant for president and I prefer this weird brand of political trolling: “When his attacks on the other candidates evoked shouts of outrage, he pulled a lemon from his pocket and, striking a regal pose, calmly sucked it until the hall had quieted”
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Reading about Roscoe Conkling’s nomination of Grant for president and I prefer this weird brand of political trolling: “When his attacks on the other candidates evoked shouts of outrage, he pulled a lemon from his pocket and, striking a regal pose, calmly sucked it until the hall had quieted”
my headcanon is this is how trucks attend confession
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
my headcanon is this is how trucks attend confession
new cold weather variation unlocked: egg mode
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
new cold weather variation unlocked: egg mode
Reposted by Christopher Sebela
There's a 12 pager by @xtop.bsky.social and @kendallgoode.com in Iron Circus's PERFECT CRIME PARTY that made me angry at how good it was. A slick little story that is so of the moment.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There's a 12 pager by @xtop.bsky.social and @kendallgoode.com in Iron Circus's PERFECT CRIME PARTY that made me angry at how good it was. A slick little story that is so of the moment.
zola accidentally prevented this chicken from leaving their yard
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
zola accidentally prevented this chicken from leaving their yard
the best black friday variant is Green Wednesday, where dispensaries sell weed for cheap before thanksgiving so folks can be frugally blazed when having to spend time with their families
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
the best black friday variant is Green Wednesday, where dispensaries sell weed for cheap before thanksgiving so folks can be frugally blazed when having to spend time with their families
setting my new morning alarm to wake me up with Ennio Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold"
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
setting my new morning alarm to wake me up with Ennio Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold"
finally some youtuber merch i won't be ashamed to wear in 9 months because they've been revealed to be a sociopath
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
finally some youtuber merch i won't be ashamed to wear in 9 months because they've been revealed to be a sociopath
when two brain cells meet
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
when two brain cells meet
i'm 5 hours into cooking a pasta sauce that takes 8 to 9 hours of simmering to be done and if god existed, this is probably what their house would smell like
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i'm 5 hours into cooking a pasta sauce that takes 8 to 9 hours of simmering to be done and if god existed, this is probably what their house would smell like
Reposted by Christopher Sebela
Books with Pictures is an irreplaceable part of the comics community! www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now, organized by Katie Pryde
Dear friends: I need your help.
I’m proud of everything Books with Pictures… Katie Pryde needs your support for Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now
www.gofundme.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Books with Pictures is an irreplaceable part of the comics community! www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
Reposted by Christopher Sebela
Billionaires handing money back and forth, no one creating anything except carbon in the air. Anthropic buys Nvidia chips; Nvidia gives Anthropic billions to buy even more chips; Microsoft gives Anthropic billions, which Anthropic spends on Microsoft Azure, run by Nvidia, etc. An ouroboros of shit.
New @axios: Anthropic lands $15 billion investment from Microsoft, Nvidia
Anthropic lands $15 billion investment from Microsoft, Nvidia
The move is the latest in a series of deals that sees all the big players partnering with one another.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Billionaires handing money back and forth, no one creating anything except carbon in the air. Anthropic buys Nvidia chips; Nvidia gives Anthropic billions to buy even more chips; Microsoft gives Anthropic billions, which Anthropic spends on Microsoft Azure, run by Nvidia, etc. An ouroboros of shit.
every bad prequel: we're finally going to explain where our hero got their iconic pants from
me: i just want a good story that feels necessary?
every bad prequel: okay, now we're going to show you what their grandparents were like
me: i just want a good story that feels necessary?
every bad prequel: okay, now we're going to show you what their grandparents were like
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
every bad prequel: we're finally going to explain where our hero got their iconic pants from
me: i just want a good story that feels necessary?
every bad prequel: okay, now we're going to show you what their grandparents were like
me: i just want a good story that feels necessary?
every bad prequel: okay, now we're going to show you what their grandparents were like
disney leaving money on the table by not making animated remakes of their live action remakes of their animated films
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
disney leaving money on the table by not making animated remakes of their live action remakes of their animated films
first time i’ve seen these nintendo-looking berries from the harlequin glorybower (aka the peanut butter tree or smelly tree)
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
first time i’ve seen these nintendo-looking berries from the harlequin glorybower (aka the peanut butter tree or smelly tree)
i always deduct points from video games that have lots of ladders but don't let you do that cool 'grab the sides and slide down it' maneuver
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i always deduct points from video games that have lots of ladders but don't let you do that cool 'grab the sides and slide down it' maneuver
i didn't mean to do it, but the last 4 movies i watched wound up being:
- BIRDMAN
- THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
- THE MACKINTOSH MAN
- ROOFMAN
and now i'm torn between seeing how long i can keep my streak going or just getting on with my cinematic life in no particular order
- BIRDMAN
- THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
- THE MACKINTOSH MAN
- ROOFMAN
and now i'm torn between seeing how long i can keep my streak going or just getting on with my cinematic life in no particular order
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i didn't mean to do it, but the last 4 movies i watched wound up being:
- BIRDMAN
- THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
- THE MACKINTOSH MAN
- ROOFMAN
and now i'm torn between seeing how long i can keep my streak going or just getting on with my cinematic life in no particular order
- BIRDMAN
- THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
- THE MACKINTOSH MAN
- ROOFMAN
and now i'm torn between seeing how long i can keep my streak going or just getting on with my cinematic life in no particular order
zola’s pose of choice when asleep upon her multi-blanketed throne
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
zola’s pose of choice when asleep upon her multi-blanketed throne
Reposted by Christopher Sebela
The Hearth (1/21)
A sapphic horror comic about witchcraft and hunger in the dead of winter.
A sapphic horror comic about witchcraft and hunger in the dead of winter.
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The Hearth (1/21)
A sapphic horror comic about witchcraft and hunger in the dead of winter.
A sapphic horror comic about witchcraft and hunger in the dead of winter.