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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 15

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

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Sarah Nour @sarahnour.bsky.social · 2h

In Germany in the 15th century, a Catholic clergyman wrote a witch-hunting manual called the Malleus Maleficarum. It claimed that witches stole male genitalia to keep as pets. They communicated with them, put them in nests, and fed them oats. #WyrdWednesday

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its she cruelcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 1h

i'm sorry. i'm glad you're back though

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2h

We do things a little differently around here though, so I hope you'll settle in and learn to enjoy the place. rule 1: no gangstalking. rule 2: unless I tell you to do it

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2h

i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1h

sorry, but this is how your texts should look 👇

me: i hate Hitler

friend: same i think that guy sucks balls

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 2h

"bsky is the scold website" my man just DM me and i'll give you three accounts you can talk shit to and get yourself mass blocked into some peace and quiet

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SilkyTao 🏳️‍⚧️ @silkytao.tgirl.beauty · 8h

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Dandy G🍌 @dangyd.bsky.social · 5h

private group chats are awesome places where everybody sends all their best posts and funniest bits to that one guy everybody knows will be outed as a sexual predator in a few months

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 11d

one of the features everyone wants here is one of the features that consistently drives posters insane: group chats. absolute fetid breeding grounds for the most pointless folie a deux

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 15h

israeli radiohead fans: he's right… what the hell ARE we doing here?

pudding trent reznor: my whole existence is flan

gucci mane pronouncing “hoxhaists”

korean squ

does anybody feel like this is the only universe where they found a way to survive

korean squidward

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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 1d

In today’s episode of Sports Scores & More, @jonbois.bsky.social and @ryansimmons.bsky.social take a spin on the coaching carousel and see who Penn State might be taking a look at in the wake of James Franklin’s firing 👀

🚨 FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE: 🚨

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its she cruelcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 1d

very possibly, he was a gamer

John Lennon, sitting on an ugly couch without shoes, wearing a space invaders shirt.

John Lennon wearing a Space Invaders shirt and making a gesture.

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its she cruelcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 1d

they're okay. it annoys me as a trans woman in the UK cause it gets pointed to as a pancea - don't worry, they'll build you a seperate-but-equal facility. no, all existing buildings are grandfathered in and no we're not going to build more nor legislate it, but

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Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 1d

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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its she cruelcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 1d

sounds like the german word for cum

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Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 1d

Nunavut, the only Indigenous led province, is starving.

because of the Canadian governments neglect.

Please buy a copy or donate to these organizations to help fight hunger in the far North.
💸💕

🎃 Iva Cheung 🍗 @ivacheung.com · 1d

Please read this to understand how dire the situation is in Nunavut: www.aptnnews.ca/featured/foo...

I made print copies of my book a fundraiser to raise awareness of food sovereignty/security issues in the North, but the PDF is free if you want to download + donate directly to QCFC + other orgs.

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its she cruelcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 1d

reminds me of a talk radio station in the south of england who promotes their every man, salt of the earth racism for the silent majority of this country, and then the ad roll plays and it's a service to value your wine cellar for tax purposes

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its she cruelcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 2d

cause it was ireland not Belgium www.artshub.com.au/news/article...

Basic Income for the Arts will rollout permanently in Ireland from 2026, massive win

Report from the three-year basic income pilot in Ireland found that the arts pays for itself.

www.artshub.com.au

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 2d

Finally! I’ve broken through the glass ceiling for old, white men hoping to work in animation.
Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.

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not (safe for) william_ 🔞 @notsfwilliam.bsky.social · 2d

also she dresses like this at all times (thanks kikuri for modeling 👍)

TRADITIONAL IRISH FEMALE ATTIRE:
* VAPE.
* CROPPED PUFFER JACKET.
* BLACK NYLON LEGGINGS. (incl. FAT ASS.)

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 2d

Screenshot of a pokemon center review of a Quilava plush with text saying “where will he sit, on my desk. Cute.”

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its she cruelcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 2d

it's been stuck in my head for decades and I regret nothing. ohhhhhh the year was 1778 (how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!)

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 2d

I am entering Week 3 of having "Barrett's Privateers" by Stan Rogers stuck in my head, and watching Toronto take heavy casualties while losing to a group of Mariners from the U.S., well it's not helping matters

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