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Clsn
@clsn.bsky.social
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Middle-aged union member and newspaper subscriber. I Don't Even Own a Television was a good podcast: I don't have the files, if you want them, try the Facebook group.
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kthorjensen.bsky.social
Back in America so it’s time to post garbage again.

(clears throat)

Punky Joestar
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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crowlls.bsky.social
Dungeons & Dragons in the original Klingon #StarTrek
Dungeons & Dragons player rule book from the 80's redraw as the Bat'leths & Bihnuchs RPG Klingon game from Star Trek Lower Decks. Procreate illustration that shows a giant red orange and yellow snake, over a bed of molten lava with its mouth wide open fighting a Klingon warrior holding a bat'leth, with his leg sticking out the frame and rocks all around him. All in a red-ish background and off white text Text says "Bat'leths & Bihnuchs" in the classic 80's D&D font, and "ghetmeH Quj" (fantastical game for the purpose of role-playing) "vey wa'"(set one) and "taghwl' pabmey'" (beginners rules) in Klingon pIqaD There's a Klingon trefoil symbol at the very bottom
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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wifeguy.org
Breakfast burrito consumption supervisors.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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helldude.bsky.social
i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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kahuna.bsky.social
Your yard just got playoff ready.
🔥 Retro Avalanche colors
🔥 Throwback hockey art
🔥 Available as garden or house flags
🔥 Two sizes
🔥 Printed front a back
#Avs #ColoradoAvalanche #AvalancheHockey #GameDayVibes

Show the neighbors your fandom! kahunaswag.etsy.com/listing/4413...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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gmunny33.bsky.social
Walter Kirn really did write Up in the Air and now he’s just some fuckin dumb guy
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
SLIFT • UMMON
Real neat French stoner/space/prog stuff.
(Bandcamp: https://slift.bandcamp.com/album/ummon)

https://youtu.be/KJoLGNu5BFY
SLIFT • UMMON (FULL ALBUM)
1 • Ummon (00:00)2 • It's Coming... (05:45)3 • Thousand Helmets of Gold (14:14)4 • Citadel on a Satellite (19:07)5 • Hyperion (29:14)6 • Altitude Lake (33:42...
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July 25, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
clsn.bsky.social
I remember when Slate would have not fucked this one up.
Slate article about Thanksgiving meals with the question "Where is the bitterness?". It's RIGHT HERE, Susan, because not ALL of us married OUT of our money problems.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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thetrueduckman.bsky.social
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's flu SZN, people
Ok so its one of those dept of health posters you find in bathrooms. The poster is 13 little comic book scene style squares displaying hands in various stages of hand warshing with music lyrics under each one to help you, the filthy hand warsher, know how long you should spend warshing your filthy, disgusting hands. The top of the poster reads, "Hand washing technique with soap and water." And the music that reads under each square is as follows, "(1) It's been a long road, getting to there from here(2)It's been a long time but my time is finally near(3)And I will see my dream come alive at last(4)I will touch the sky, and they're not gonna hold me down no more(5)No, they're not gonna change my mind(6)'Cause I've got faith of the heart(7)I'm going where my heart will take me(8)I've got faith to believe-I can do anything- I've got strength of the soul(9)And no one's gonna bend or break me(10)I can reach any star(11)I've got faith(12)(I've got-I've got-I've got) I've got faith,(13)FAITH OF THE HEART"
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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otsumamiboy.bsky.social
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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theonion.com
Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse https://theonion.com/horse-carefully-assesses-potential-mate-for-also-being-horse/
Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
How to spell out sexual moans - Quora Jul 3, 2018 " — Wheeeee! Oinka oinka! Haaaaaaheeee! A- whooooga A-whoooooga! Aaaaaargh! Hneeeeeeeee! Fnrgh! Grunt grunt! Hinggggg! Whazzo! Boink!"
January 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
everyone that replies to me like this should have to donate $100 to my friend maha so her starving son doesn’t die of cancer
regular meghan: idk how this is happening but even as statements like 'israel is committing genocide' are becoming more and more acceptable to say in public by people in positions of power, it feels like concern and support for palestinians keeps declining and shouldn't it be the other way around?? @francoisgodard.bsky.social: "Feels like" is the operative term here. Fuck your feelings. Back this dumb shit up or take down this horseshit post
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
can't concur. The Beatles as a signifier represented the obligatory mainstream -- the 60s referents that Nirvana, the Pixies, Pearl Jam et al were pivoting off were usually outside the Beatles/Stones hegemony. CCR, Blue Cheer, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Nuggets comp stuff, etc
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
clsn.bsky.social
Fuck I've found the one thing I agree with Ben Sisario about.
craigcalcaterra.bsky.social Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 6d
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
New York Times newsletter stuff from Ben Sisario: "In 1987, when I was a budding teenage rock snob, the checkout lane at my local supermarket was crowded with magazines commemorating the Beatles album “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” still hyped after 20 years. If I didn’t groan, I at least rolled my eyes. To this Gen X kid, few things were less cool than the Beatles, the musical embodiment of the cultural dominance of my parents’ boomer generation. I preferred the Pixies, Nirvana and whatever else caught my eye on MTV’s “120 Minutes” (though Kurt Cobain’s adoration of John Lennon couldn’t be ignored)."
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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mikebsacks.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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dougexeter.bsky.social
doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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mcnees.bsky.social
Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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tcarmody.bsky.social
Leia doesn’t say it like it’s a spontaneous insult either. It reads as a stereotypical slur for Wookiees
mikedrucker.bsky.social Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 7d
Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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jeremykaplowitz.com
had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
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November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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kenlowery.bsky.social
Hanging out in the cover art of an algebra textbook from 1992. There's a floating cone nearby and the ground and sky are both grids but different kinds of grids. Might party with the Vitruvian Man over there later
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
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kilmo.bsky.social Kilmo “MFF” Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 8d
not cool dude, read the room
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
clsn.bsky.social
I didn't think Solo did well enough to get a prequel, but okay.
mobute.bsky.social muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 7d
Sam Altman announces launch of 'Sex 2'
It's lying little fuckface Sam Altman, looking like it always does, like somehow someone took a six-year-old's face and made it 40.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM