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a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
Alt: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
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[me, sobbing lightly] Look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now! [full sobs]
LOVE this
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
LOVE this
I think my answer is Nick Cage.
In a lot of great movies, a lot of fun ones, and just a lot of movies, period.
In a lot of great movies, a lot of fun ones, and just a lot of movies, period.
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I think my answer is Nick Cage.
In a lot of great movies, a lot of fun ones, and just a lot of movies, period.
In a lot of great movies, a lot of fun ones, and just a lot of movies, period.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Kids take some advice from an old, once you hit 50 one of the most dangerous things you can do is just walking around normally.
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Kids take some advice from an old, once you hit 50 one of the most dangerous things you can do is just walking around normally.
The other problem here that is basically unsolvable is that there is an entire class of conservative youth whose entire goal in life is generate enough publicity to be the next Riley Gaines. There's an entire cottage industry of victimhood.
It has been painfully obvious for *decades* that far-right wanted force US to listen to far-right speech while making other speech illegal, but our insanely stupid & short-sighted & hateful Elite joined them in pretending their anti-free-speech agenda was actually free-speech.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The other problem here that is basically unsolvable is that there is an entire class of conservative youth whose entire goal in life is generate enough publicity to be the next Riley Gaines. There's an entire cottage industry of victimhood.
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This is an actual post from the actual embarrassment who is the actual Secretary of Defense.
Before you ask, yes apparently this is real. He must be taking comedy lessons and substances from Elon.
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is an actual post from the actual embarrassment who is the actual Secretary of Defense.
NCAA should have freeze on hiring until the end of the season
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
NCAA should have freeze on hiring until the end of the season
I watched all four episodes of Death by Lightning and it felt like watching the entirety of Grey's Anatomy. The (my) human brain is no longer made for hour-long episodes of things.
I need a Britcom with three seasons, six crisp 28 minute episodes a season.
I need a Britcom with three seasons, six crisp 28 minute episodes a season.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I watched all four episodes of Death by Lightning and it felt like watching the entirety of Grey's Anatomy. The (my) human brain is no longer made for hour-long episodes of things.
I need a Britcom with three seasons, six crisp 28 minute episodes a season.
I need a Britcom with three seasons, six crisp 28 minute episodes a season.
Someone should tell the NYT about cars www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/m...
The Shocking Crash That Led One County to Reckon With the Dangers of E-Bikes
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Someone should tell the NYT about cars www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/m...
"I met my lovely new wife who I love and who is lovely on the new ABC spinoff The Confirmed Bachelor."
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"I met my lovely new wife who I love and who is lovely on the new ABC spinoff The Confirmed Bachelor."
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They’re simultaneously arguing that soldiers have to follow all orders from the president, legal or not, but they get to ignore orders from a federal judge if they feel they’re not legal.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They’re simultaneously arguing that soldiers have to follow all orders from the president, legal or not, but they get to ignore orders from a federal judge if they feel they’re not legal.
Also are they for ladies giving birth and for gays?
and once again fuck you to whoever decided the cough drops needed inspirational phrases on them
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Also are they for ladies giving birth and for gays?
I guess now we know why Cory's tongue is in a splint
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I guess now we know why Cory's tongue is in a splint
Congrats to the senator and Fauxsario Dawson
Sen. Cory Booker and Alexis Lewis got married, celebrating in both Newark and D.C.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Congrats to the senator and Fauxsario Dawson
Every Democratic consultant focus group:
😶😶😐😶😑😑🫥😶🫥😐😵💫👨❤️👨🤷🏾♀️
😶😶😐😶😑😑🫥😶🫥😐😵💫👨❤️👨🤷🏾♀️
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Every Democratic consultant focus group:
😶😶😐😶😑😑🫥😶🫥😐😵💫👨❤️👨🤷🏾♀️
😶😶😐😶😑😑🫥😶🫥😐😵💫👨❤️👨🤷🏾♀️
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The Coup - "The Guillotine"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
m.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wicked 3: having found that Ozians do indeed need a common enemy to keep order, Glinda declares war on another hideous creature from her past: gingers. Oz is saved and Boq is :-(((((((.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wicked 3: having found that Ozians do indeed need a common enemy to keep order, Glinda declares war on another hideous creature from her past: gingers. Oz is saved and Boq is :-(((((((.
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don't even care what the slogan is, "I got it from a venture capitalist's book title" should have been the end of that meeting
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
don't even care what the slogan is, "I got it from a venture capitalist's book title" should have been the end of that meeting
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Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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You're not going to build a country or an economy or a political movement with the ideas of a centrist venture capitalist, even if he went to Harvard.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You're not going to build a country or an economy or a political movement with the ideas of a centrist venture capitalist, even if he went to Harvard.
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If Trump does go through with his threatened invasion of Venezuela without Congressional approval, that should absolutely be grounds for immediate impeachment proceedings.
We would need mass, popular mobilization calling for his removal from office. It has to be a red line.
We would need mass, popular mobilization calling for his removal from office. It has to be a red line.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If Trump does go through with his threatened invasion of Venezuela without Congressional approval, that should absolutely be grounds for immediate impeachment proceedings.
We would need mass, popular mobilization calling for his removal from office. It has to be a red line.
We would need mass, popular mobilization calling for his removal from office. It has to be a red line.
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Then prosecuted. Time to start saying it.
Pete Hegseth is a war criminal and should be fired immediately.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Then prosecuted. Time to start saying it.
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.