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Queer. I buy zoos and hate Pentatonix.
You can be on the side of Schumer and Gillibrand, or of Van Hollen, Tina Smith, Warren, Sanders, and Murphy. Pick your fighters or non-fighters. I know whose side I'm on and who's on my side.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"You'll be visited by 3 spirits"

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is a PROCESS but it looks so good when it's done
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Name your top 4 80s films
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Going to Friendsgiving tonight and we made little Charlie Brown Thanksgiving bento boxes for the kids.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
These are so good, I come to this place every time I am in Miami
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Concern level: VERY
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
He means former Happy Days star Don Most.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Email from a teacher today about our 13 year old LOL

The answer is yes he apparently still does but it'd be fine if he found out.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tag yourself I'm
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Now we're left to wonder...
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This Golden Girls Rose faux Lego looks like Hillary Clinton
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When The Onion swings it does not miss
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is over 30 years old and truer than ever
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I vote-to-texted this and it was able to spell both Cuomo and Sliwa just fine... but not Mom Donnie
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Always
November 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
At a pub where for some reason they're showing his stupid fucking face on the screen with no sound on.
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM