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a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
Alt: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
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[me, sobbing lightly] Look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now! [full sobs]
I started defrosting our turkey in 1998.
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I started defrosting our turkey in 1998.
Beldar Conehead
Curious whose back is to the camera here, who is that mandreeson
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Beldar Conehead
No one in our neighborhood puts up their own Christmas lights anymore
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
No one in our neighborhood puts up their own Christmas lights anymore
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imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
Peppermint Patty's tongue can bench 75 pounds, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Peppermint Patty's tongue can bench 75 pounds, Charlie Brown
There is pretty much not a more toxic symbolism, among both gay and straight men, than the cigar as a prozy for masculinity. You're sucking on a tobacco cock, faggot.
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There is pretty much not a more toxic symbolism, among both gay and straight men, than the cigar as a prozy for masculinity. You're sucking on a tobacco cock, faggot.
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This is the most damning thing you could say
The most ascendant version of America is, unfortunately, in Dallas. I went there to see our future.
Part one: The megachurch.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
Part one: The megachurch.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
America Is Becoming Dallas
Part One: The Lord of Plano.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is the most damning thing you could say
Facebook is unabashedly evil but people gotta be on there to think what great Aunt Linda, or their 8th grade locker partner, thinks about Zohran Mamdani
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Facebook is unabashedly evil but people gotta be on there to think what great Aunt Linda, or their 8th grade locker partner, thinks about Zohran Mamdani
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Feeling much safer now that ICE is ripping a baby from the arms of a father having a seizure, and then pretending he didn’t have a seizure and lied about it! Thank you, ICE!!!! 🫡🫡🫡
A man appeared to fall unconscious during an arrest while clutching a baby. ICE said the video people saw did not accurately represent the situation. The Dept of Homeland Security posted: "Imagine FAKING a seizure to help a criminal escape justice". They were taking his wife
ICE facing fierce backlash after video apparently shows unconscious man clutching child during arrest
Footage shows commotion inside vehicle in Massachusetts as desperate woman in passenger seat tries to awaken man
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Feeling much safer now that ICE is ripping a baby from the arms of a father having a seizure, and then pretending he didn’t have a seizure and lied about it! Thank you, ICE!!!! 🫡🫡🫡
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This poisonous Trump regime is a disgrace. Their removal will be a day to celebrate.
Homeland Security is calling U.S. cities “sanctuary sewers.” The Trump regime wants Americans to hate other Americans. It’s deeply unpatriotic and must be stopped.
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This poisonous Trump regime is a disgrace. Their removal will be a day to celebrate.
We have the traditional pickle that you put on the Christmas tree and the kids keep talking about "hiding the pickle."
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We have the traditional pickle that you put on the Christmas tree and the kids keep talking about "hiding the pickle."
yes yes it was the injuries
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
yes yes it was the injuries
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Meanwhile these French people are like "who?"
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Meanwhile these French people are like "who?"
Cheno and Idina are now the Glinda/Elphaba you call when the ones you want are booked.
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Cheno and Idina are now the Glinda/Elphaba you call when the ones you want are booked.
This is a PROCESS but it looks so good when it's done
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is a PROCESS but it looks so good when it's done
There's only one country where Americans should support regime change.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There's only one country where Americans should support regime change.
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Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
Videos of turkey frying conflagrations are right up there with with videos of children crying about sports losses in terms of awesomeness
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Videos of turkey frying conflagrations are right up there with with videos of children crying about sports losses in terms of awesomeness
The best numbers on Glee were the ones where one or two cast members sang in front of the rest of the choir class, who had nothing to do but feign looking interested in something like a Kurt/Rachel singoff for the entirety of the song
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The best numbers on Glee were the ones where one or two cast members sang in front of the rest of the choir class, who had nothing to do but feign looking interested in something like a Kurt/Rachel singoff for the entirety of the song
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Between this and Sean Duffy and telling us to dress nicer on planes, I think we need fifty New York Times op-eds about the GOP's "scoldy elitism" problem.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Between this and Sean Duffy and telling us to dress nicer on planes, I think we need fifty New York Times op-eds about the GOP's "scoldy elitism" problem.
oh you're having an ugly sweater party 2015 wants its ideas back
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
oh you're having an ugly sweater party 2015 wants its ideas back
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You cannot guess the topic that lead to this post
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You cannot guess the topic that lead to this post
Did Trump really dress like Mamdani this morning? I thought that was a joke?
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Did Trump really dress like Mamdani this morning? I thought that was a joke?
We just booked a (1) gay (2) adults-only (3) cruise (4) on a Wind Star sailboat (5) to Tahiti (6) in October 2027.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We just booked a (1) gay (2) adults-only (3) cruise (4) on a Wind Star sailboat (5) to Tahiti (6) in October 2027.