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Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. I like disco. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson
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📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: It’s late September 1998
we just saw the new I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. It’s very bad, but in a more or less fun way than the very bad original? Hard to say
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
we just saw the new I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. It’s very bad, but in a more or less fun way than the very bad original? Hard to say
in an empty office the size of a city block. I will now recreate the climactic audition scene from FLASHDANCE
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
in an empty office the size of a city block. I will now recreate the climactic audition scene from FLASHDANCE
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I never understand who is supposed to buy the products in this terrible new world “the firms” are counting on
The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I never understand who is supposed to buy the products in this terrible new world “the firms” are counting on
Trump admin: “These foreigners are appropriating our proud mass-shooting culture”
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Trump admin: “These foreigners are appropriating our proud mass-shooting culture”
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WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY was a damn good time and absolutely worth seeing in a packed theater
Even better if you've got an adorable man on your arm
Even better if you've got an adorable man on your arm
And now we’re seated for WAKE UP DEAD MAN, on 35mm no less
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY was a damn good time and absolutely worth seeing in a packed theater
Even better if you've got an adorable man on your arm
Even better if you've got an adorable man on your arm
it’s been lovely so far. Had a typically perfect meal at Ollie’s Sichuan and a nice stroll around Midtown
(Step 1 to a nice stroll around Midtown: Avoid Times Square)
(Step 1 to a nice stroll around Midtown: Avoid Times Square)
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it’s been lovely so far. Had a typically perfect meal at Ollie’s Sichuan and a nice stroll around Midtown
(Step 1 to a nice stroll around Midtown: Avoid Times Square)
(Step 1 to a nice stroll around Midtown: Avoid Times Square)
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Today's the day! POPCORN DISABILITIES is out. Due to a variety of factors reviews are in short supply so if you see it out in the wild this week and/or have a review PLEASE post it online (Goodreads, Amazon, etc.) and I'll be sharing them all week!
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today's the day! POPCORN DISABILITIES is out. Due to a variety of factors reviews are in short supply so if you see it out in the wild this week and/or have a review PLEASE post it online (Goodreads, Amazon, etc.) and I'll be sharing them all week!
used to love going on Twitter for Thanksgiving because it would all be people huddled in the bathrooms of their family homes, unloading on the closest person they could find with the same opinions. Easy to find!
but here you kinda blocklist your way into being around friends, so, idk. It *is* nicer
but here you kinda blocklist your way into being around friends, so, idk. It *is* nicer
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
used to love going on Twitter for Thanksgiving because it would all be people huddled in the bathrooms of their family homes, unloading on the closest person they could find with the same opinions. Easy to find!
but here you kinda blocklist your way into being around friends, so, idk. It *is* nicer
but here you kinda blocklist your way into being around friends, so, idk. It *is* nicer
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we’re watching BLACK SWAN and I 💯 forgot about all the nail trauma
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
we’re watching BLACK SWAN and I 💯 forgot about all the nail trauma
I know car exhaust is no floral bouquet at the best of times but goddamn, the car I just walked behind has cancer or something
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I know car exhaust is no floral bouquet at the best of times but goddamn, the car I just walked behind has cancer or something
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THE SONG! It’s a song!
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
THE SONG! It’s a song!
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Free drag name, Jaye D’Egg
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Free drag name, Jaye D’Egg
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Idk if yall know this but like……you can just do whatever. Go eat a full cheesecake at 7:31 pm. Take a 9 hour nap under 3 comforters and live your best lives none of it matters really
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Idk if yall know this but like……you can just do whatever. Go eat a full cheesecake at 7:31 pm. Take a 9 hour nap under 3 comforters and live your best lives none of it matters really
I don’t get Quentin Tarantino lately. That guy should have too encyclopedic a film knowledge to think BATTLE ROYALE invented that story, what a weird thing to say
First that bizarre Bruce Lee depiction he gave two different explanations for, now this
First that bizarre Bruce Lee depiction he gave two different explanations for, now this
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don’t get Quentin Tarantino lately. That guy should have too encyclopedic a film knowledge to think BATTLE ROYALE invented that story, what a weird thing to say
First that bizarre Bruce Lee depiction he gave two different explanations for, now this
First that bizarre Bruce Lee depiction he gave two different explanations for, now this
ever make a lunch order that takes just long enough, for just enough no-reason-they’re-just-chitchatting, that you’re actually furious by the end lol
never muttered “fuckin assholes” on the way out of a restaurant until today
never muttered “fuckin assholes” on the way out of a restaurant until today
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ever make a lunch order that takes just long enough, for just enough no-reason-they’re-just-chitchatting, that you’re actually furious by the end lol
never muttered “fuckin assholes” on the way out of a restaurant until today
never muttered “fuckin assholes” on the way out of a restaurant until today
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In the 1980s, at least one person had to have their hand resting on top of the monitor. It's a requirement!
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
In the 1980s, at least one person had to have their hand resting on top of the monitor. It's a requirement!
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This is one of those things that rarely gets talked about that has had a massive effect.
As fields like journalism, art, and academia were collapsed and living expenses skyrocketed they came to skew increasingly toward people whose families could afford to supplement their income.
As fields like journalism, art, and academia were collapsed and living expenses skyrocketed they came to skew increasingly toward people whose families could afford to supplement their income.
If you're ever wondered why journalists seem so out of touch most of the time it's because in order to establish yourself you need to either come from money, marry into money, or be OK with abject poverty and daily financial panic
That third thing is unsustainable long-term
That third thing is unsustainable long-term
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is one of those things that rarely gets talked about that has had a massive effect.
As fields like journalism, art, and academia were collapsed and living expenses skyrocketed they came to skew increasingly toward people whose families could afford to supplement their income.
As fields like journalism, art, and academia were collapsed and living expenses skyrocketed they came to skew increasingly toward people whose families could afford to supplement their income.
wish we’d seen more movies this week, but we got sucked into watching ‘The Other Two’ a lot. Pretty good tbh
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
wish we’d seen more movies this week, but we got sucked into watching ‘The Other Two’ a lot. Pretty good tbh
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
pretty happy that I’m not going to be dragging luggage through the rain so I can go on a long trip to see people I’d (sorry) rather not spend all my free time with, upon getting some
tomorrow it’s a Chinese restaurant and the movies with my man, right here in town
tomorrow it’s a Chinese restaurant and the movies with my man, right here in town
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
pretty happy that I’m not going to be dragging luggage through the rain so I can go on a long trip to see people I’d (sorry) rather not spend all my free time with, upon getting some
tomorrow it’s a Chinese restaurant and the movies with my man, right here in town
tomorrow it’s a Chinese restaurant and the movies with my man, right here in town
RUSH HOUR 4 has too many sexual abuse connections to stop the train now, they should invent some bullshit reason to make it legal for Roman Polanski to shoot a cameo in Burbank
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
RUSH HOUR 4 has too many sexual abuse connections to stop the train now, they should invent some bullshit reason to make it legal for Roman Polanski to shoot a cameo in Burbank
I bake allergens into whatever I want because “don’t die” is printed on every menu
OpenAI says a 16-year-old who died by suicide after using ChatGPT misused the app and so, the company argues, his parents can't sue. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne... via @angelayang.bsky.social
OpenAI denies allegations that ChatGPT is to blame for a teenager's suicide
The family of Adam Raine filed a lawsuit against the AI company in August. On Tuesday, OpenAI said in a new court filing that is not responsible for the teen's death.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I bake allergens into whatever I want because “don’t die” is printed on every menu
All the B movie trash John Carpenter was going to make if GHOST OF MARS hadn’t flopped and halted that career leg before it got started. I don’t know what else he might have wanted to make, and don’t care
obvs this involves time travel, but I’ll just do the despot thing until someone whips that up
obvs this involves time travel, but I’ll just do the despot thing until someone whips that up
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
All the B movie trash John Carpenter was going to make if GHOST OF MARS hadn’t flopped and halted that career leg before it got started. I don’t know what else he might have wanted to make, and don’t care
obvs this involves time travel, but I’ll just do the despot thing until someone whips that up
obvs this involves time travel, but I’ll just do the despot thing until someone whips that up