Steve
@chompmancobra.bsky.social
Winner: Scotland's Most Best Face (23/24 season)
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This is all true enough, but there is no violin small enough, I am afraid. If the press does for Labour, well, we can put that down to more experiments in tiger dressage. Some things aren't worth saving from themselves.
"... pedantically scrutinising what Reeves did when she was 14, all the sheer absurdity and oil tankers of bile shows they're not content to box Labour in politically, but would rather this party, this interloper in their politics, be squeezed out for good."
Delegitimating Labour
Not only are the right wing press in this country poisonous, they're petty-minded. Their latest victim is Rachel Reeves. The story, in case ...
averypublicsociologist.blogspot.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This is all true enough, but there is no violin small enough, I am afraid. If the press does for Labour, well, we can put that down to more experiments in tiger dressage. Some things aren't worth saving from themselves.
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World Cup draw today
Scotland
- Germany
- Brazil
- axis powers
- armies of hell
- the French
- rest of the world greatest 11
England
- Uzbekistan ladies bowls
- Benidorm over70s
- fawning ex colony
- USA soccer ball team
- a soft toy
Scotland
- Germany
- Brazil
- axis powers
- armies of hell
- the French
- rest of the world greatest 11
England
- Uzbekistan ladies bowls
- Benidorm over70s
- fawning ex colony
- USA soccer ball team
- a soft toy
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
World Cup draw today
Scotland
- Germany
- Brazil
- axis powers
- armies of hell
- the French
- rest of the world greatest 11
England
- Uzbekistan ladies bowls
- Benidorm over70s
- fawning ex colony
- USA soccer ball team
- a soft toy
Scotland
- Germany
- Brazil
- axis powers
- armies of hell
- the French
- rest of the world greatest 11
England
- Uzbekistan ladies bowls
- Benidorm over70s
- fawning ex colony
- USA soccer ball team
- a soft toy
Finishing all my speeches to the Senate with "Home Office delenda est"
I'll respond "abolish the Home Office" to everything *anyone* does, not just the Home Office. Drop my remote down the side of the armchair? Abolish the Home Office. Deliveroo driver's ten minutes late? Abolish the Home Office.
People: "You can't just respond with abolish the Home Office to everything they do"
Me: "How much do you want to bet"
Me: "How much do you want to bet"
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Finishing all my speeches to the Senate with "Home Office delenda est"
Working From Work™ today and this morning I ordered a breakfast roll and latte, took the latte to a table to wait for the roll, got the roll from the counter, and when I got to work realised the latte was still on the table.
It's taken me this long to be able to talk about it
It's taken me this long to be able to talk about it
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Working From Work™ today and this morning I ordered a breakfast roll and latte, took the latte to a table to wait for the roll, got the roll from the counter, and when I got to work realised the latte was still on the table.
It's taken me this long to be able to talk about it
It's taken me this long to be able to talk about it
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
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Sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I just don't like hearing about him.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I just don't like hearing about him.
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bluesky wrapped but it is just a wikipedia article explaining the prevalence of the three cue reading system in american schools and how it rendered 20% of their entire population functionally illiterate
Bluesky wrapped but it's all the times you were scolded by someone off Discover for saying that you generally do not enjoy replies from people off Discover
bluesky wrapped but it’s all the times you got yelled at by strangers off the Discover tab for posting that you like pancakes or saw a pretty bird
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
bluesky wrapped but it is just a wikipedia article explaining the prevalence of the three cue reading system in american schools and how it rendered 20% of their entire population functionally illiterate
I should throw my phone in this stream/off this bridge onto the busy road
(I love this one, it's so relatively benign)
(I love this one, it's so relatively benign)
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I should throw my phone in this stream/off this bridge onto the busy road
(I love this one, it's so relatively benign)
(I love this one, it's so relatively benign)
A Christmas song every day in December until I forget, and frankly I'm already doing well to reach 4. It's groove time.
youtu.be/wmBlQllspVQ?...
youtu.be/wmBlQllspVQ?...
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
A Christmas song every day in December until I forget, and frankly I'm already doing well to reach 4. It's groove time.
youtu.be/wmBlQllspVQ?...
youtu.be/wmBlQllspVQ?...
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Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis
The health secretary said the aim was to tackle a rising demand for services and the increased pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.
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Someone who paid money to learn AI prompts is inevitably going to express an opinion to you and it’s very important you remember that once a person has paid money to learn AI prompts literally nothing they think, say, or do matters. I don’t think they should even be allowed to vote after that tbh.
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Someone who paid money to learn AI prompts is inevitably going to express an opinion to you and it’s very important you remember that once a person has paid money to learn AI prompts literally nothing they think, say, or do matters. I don’t think they should even be allowed to vote after that tbh.
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My Spotify listening age is 0.00000000000000000000013
Oh no, wait, that’s how much they pay per stream.
Oh no, wait, that’s how much they pay per stream.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My Spotify listening age is 0.00000000000000000000013
Oh no, wait, that’s how much they pay per stream.
Oh no, wait, that’s how much they pay per stream.
I would like a red fruits type strudel for my Christmas meal, and I cannot be arsed making one myself. Which supermarket makes the best one?
I do not think it is Tesco, given they only do an inexpensive frozen apple strudel.
I do not think it is Tesco, given they only do an inexpensive frozen apple strudel.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I would like a red fruits type strudel for my Christmas meal, and I cannot be arsed making one myself. Which supermarket makes the best one?
I do not think it is Tesco, given they only do an inexpensive frozen apple strudel.
I do not think it is Tesco, given they only do an inexpensive frozen apple strudel.
I think less of you for using Spotify by the way
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I think less of you for using Spotify by the way
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Wes Streeting accuses BMA of behaving like 'moaning minnies'
Wes Streeting accuses BMA of behaving like 'moaning minnies'
The health secretary has accused the British Medical Association of "juvenile delinquency" and behaving like "moaning minnies" after the union announced that resident doctors will go on strike in the run-up to Christmas.
news.sky.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I'm December, and you're a Christmas song
youtu.be/XJS9TjjHxx8?...
You can say this is a Solstice song rather than a Christmas song, but
1) no
2) it's really good, I like it
3) it's on their Christmas album (although this version is slightly better)
It's groove time
youtu.be/XJS9TjjHxx8?...
You can say this is a Solstice song rather than a Christmas song, but
1) no
2) it's really good, I like it
3) it's on their Christmas album (although this version is slightly better)
It's groove time
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'm December, and you're a Christmas song
youtu.be/XJS9TjjHxx8?...
You can say this is a Solstice song rather than a Christmas song, but
1) no
2) it's really good, I like it
3) it's on their Christmas album (although this version is slightly better)
It's groove time
youtu.be/XJS9TjjHxx8?...
You can say this is a Solstice song rather than a Christmas song, but
1) no
2) it's really good, I like it
3) it's on their Christmas album (although this version is slightly better)
It's groove time
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4. You see, the problem is this: History Reclaimed don’t know much about British colonialism. They’re not actually interested in it. They are a private company funded to prevent any truthful examination of the past that might challenge a right wing, white-centred version of the national story.
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
4. You see, the problem is this: History Reclaimed don’t know much about British colonialism. They’re not actually interested in it. They are a private company funded to prevent any truthful examination of the past that might challenge a right wing, white-centred version of the national story.
I hate these two. I hate what they represent. I hate their stupid grift and their terrible parenting. I hate how they look. I hate that they have impinged upon my awareness several times, enough that I vaguely know about and recognise them, ugh it's the fashy quiverfull glasses bastards again.
I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I hate these two. I hate what they represent. I hate their stupid grift and their terrible parenting. I hate how they look. I hate that they have impinged upon my awareness several times, enough that I vaguely know about and recognise them, ugh it's the fashy quiverfull glasses bastards again.
I cleaned up the Big Jam Spill, everyone please clap
(Ok the pot is still soaking because I ran out of focus, but the cooker is nice and clean)
(Ok the pot is still soaking because I ran out of focus, but the cooker is nice and clean)
Important cooking tip: don't leave your jam and honey glaze unattended on a low heat unless you really like cleaning up jammy messes
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I cleaned up the Big Jam Spill, everyone please clap
(Ok the pot is still soaking because I ran out of focus, but the cooker is nice and clean)
(Ok the pot is still soaking because I ran out of focus, but the cooker is nice and clean)
Important cooking tip: don't leave your jam and honey glaze unattended on a low heat unless you really like cleaning up jammy messes
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Important cooking tip: don't leave your jam and honey glaze unattended on a low heat unless you really like cleaning up jammy messes
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I don’t need no pass on skeleton,,, I did them both,!!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don’t need no pass on skeleton,,, I did them both,!!!
It is a beautiful autumn day in West Central Scotland friendos
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It is a beautiful autumn day in West Central Scotland friendos
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You Only Live Twice is an Easter movie
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You Only Live Twice is an Easter movie
Sold! To the beardy man who likes both curry and garlic.
I'll be making this
I'll be making this
2) Sri Lankan Garlic Clove Curry (from Eleanor Ford’s The Nutmeg Trail)
www.kaveyeats.com/sri-lankan-g...
#foodsky #recipe #curry
www.kaveyeats.com/sri-lankan-g...
#foodsky #recipe #curry
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Sold! To the beardy man who likes both curry and garlic.
I'll be making this
I'll be making this