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Steve
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Winner: Scotland's Most Best Face (23/24 season)

Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
Banner: a frosty winter scene from up a hill, a low sun shining between low cloud and a layer of mist
That's where the M5 lives?
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Please stop giving it some minge
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Stop it now you're making me sad
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I am so sorry this has happened to you Slurms, but remember that God gives his burdeniest burdens to his strongest strongos
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Ken Burns has a huge documentary on the American Civil War too, an acknowledged classic of the genre (and the inspiration for the Pillows And Blankets episode of Community)

youtu.be/8JDxZ4_TjPo?...
Pillows & Blankets | Community
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December 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
They're borrowing the vast majority of the money which means they're loading the combined entity with debt. Ugh.
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I'm enjoying this Noticing for a change, although I wonder who decided it's time to notice Nigel Farage's long history of being a racist piece of shit.

We already had stories of him singing Nazi songs and abusing other pupils at school ten years ago.
New: Three new ex-pupils come forward, on the record, to say Farage's racism as a teenager was targeted, persistent and nasty. Farage has denied targeting any individuals - but two of the men tell us they recall Farage abusing Peter Ettedgui.

w/ Dan Boffey, @drblacklock.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I met Hoagie Omakase once in an airport
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
But also the most dignified of gentlemen. Like his namesake he has layers.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Going to hope a passing asteroid has a nice shady forest dell on it, fingers crossed for the intrepid moss
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is fairytalesque
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ok but seriously though? Because that's doable but I'd have to dedicate a lot of time and effort to it

Wait have I just committed myself to taming a sweet garden bird AND marrying someone I've never met who tweets good? Is there a statutory cooling off period?
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Also confused by the strong implication that I'm in control of whether it snows or not
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
(I have literally just heard of Blue Sakura)
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fuck Blue Sakura, all my homies hate Blue Sakura
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Abolish the Home Office and blackball the senior staff
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Yeah 15 works. It would make the man 185: man minus parrot is 170; man plus parrot is 200.
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have questions but I shall sit quietly with them
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM