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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
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We just published a deep look into David Sacks, the White House's AI and Crypto czar. The story examines how he has been able keep hundreds of stakes in AI-related and crypto companies as he influences gov policy in those very industries.

Here's what we found:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/t...
Silicon Valley’s Man in the White House Is Benefiting Himself and His Friends
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Very cool to see the poster I designed for SAVOR up on Tubi 🙌
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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@horrorella.bsky.social has swears! They've used 235 profanities in their last 2,055 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (64 times)
🥈 "fucking" (55 times)
🥉 "shit" (32 times)
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
So For All Mankind Season 5 is not coming in September 2025
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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when you flip the switch from parent to gamer mode
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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cutting off my nose but not to spite my face, I'm not an idiot
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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She f*cken warned us.

Damn you who didn’t listen.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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je suis très eepy
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Nothing proves the Trump administration is made of mean whims based on lies better than a president who is murdering people in boats "because I am so strongly against drug trafficking" pardoning someone who trafficked more drugs than a hundred fishing boats could carry.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
Trump says he will pardon former Honduran president serving sentence in drug-trafficking case | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Friday he intends to grant a “full and complete pardon” to former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández, a move that would erase a major US drug-trafficking conviction ...
www.cnn.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Six Indiana state senators who have refused to go along with Trump’s redistricting scheme have been subjected to swatting incidents. This is mob rule and it has to end.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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when i say i'm rocking around the christmas tree, i mean this
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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my father has dementia and sometimes his actions can be alarming so when he kept going out to the garage i finally followed him only to discover he’d hidden the last of the banana cream pie in the spare fridge and keeps going for back for more bites
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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The MAGA cult is so far gone that they truly believe Dear Leader should be allowed to kill their own children.
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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When I come back from a trip, there's a period before I go grocery shopping where I allow myself to get restaurant delivery for every meal. Theoretically, this period extends till I go bankrupt.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Hah hah hah so many people will die terribly from the industrial accidents.
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share

star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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A new mural has appeared in Ternopil, dedicated to children killed in Russia’s attack.

The artwork, showing a child shielding her toys from a Russian missile, was created by artist Andriy Yermolenko. He described it as “a cry for help to the global community.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Once again, South Park buried the lede for cheap laughs
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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NEWS: Group of Military Lawyers Conclude Hegseth Committed War Crimes, Murder, or Both
open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
NEWS: Group of Military Lawyers Conclude Hegseth Committed War Crimes, Murder, or Both
A group of former military lawyers have concluded, in a new statement, that Hegseth and anyone under him, have committed war crimes, murder, or both.
open.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As someone that owns a Hexclad skillet, I can say that it is unique in that it delivers on the promise of combining the heating characteristics of 3-ply stainless pan while being ridiculously easy to clean, yet can withstand contact with metal spatulas and spoons. It's overpriced for what you get.
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM