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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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November 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Someone made a very convincing fake Rick Wilson podcast video that sounds like him, complete with real news footage spliced in. Some Brazilian YouTuber was cashing in on American liberal outrage with daily AI videos of Wilson. Wilson eventually got it taken down.
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Somebody doesn't like to have a big L on their forehead, so he'll flip flop and say the House Republicans always does what he says.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Maybe check with a Geiger counter for radioactive isotopes
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I voted. That's me in the little blue section of the map.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
#atx Blue in a sea of red.
This innocuously-worded constitutional amendment was supported by anti-vax parental rights groups, homeschooling advocates, and other conservative values & religious groups. They didn't ask for legislation, they asked for an amendment to tie lawmakers' hands in future.
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Maybe because inflation had been trending down the entire year leading up to the 2024 election, at least according to US Bureau of Labor and Statistics.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Gonna tell the grandkids they were the real Ed and Lorraine Warren
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yes, but have y'all in the replies tried the tacos, brisket, and kolaches?
Just sayin' these things were here when Texas was blue and will still be here when it's blue again.
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How does the horse breathe in space?

JJ Abrams:
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I swear to dog, Time Magazine: you do not have to engage your legal experts to debunk the shit that comes out of Stephen Miller's mouth. He isn't a lawyer even though he fancies himself a "legal advisor" to Trump. Assume Miller is legally wrong.
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Cloudflare demands that you provide the based secret handshake to enter."
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The "Mar-a-lago makeover"
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
What if we replaced the President of the United States with a crying baby would anyone notice the difference
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
So, his main squeeze
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What rises in its place in this dystopian timeline
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The plan
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It was fake?
October 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Computer: enhance!
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I've rigged up a simple breakfast warming pad from my company-issued Intel Core i7 laptop. Oh it gets toasty just reading emails. And they say AI is a waste of energy. Nothing beats the thermal inefficiency that is the 11th gen Core i7 and i9 "mobile" chips 🔥
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
White Jesus said he could.
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Before you are two pills:
Blue and Red
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM