not-so-scary-pace shell
@carapaceshell.bsky.social
failed librarian, archivist, celticist, medievalist, and linguist; long covid enjoyer
trans rights now and forever
pfp: martin prince admiring the first snapdragon of the season
banner: siamese cat tucked into bed watching tv
trans rights now and forever
pfp: martin prince admiring the first snapdragon of the season
banner: siamese cat tucked into bed watching tv
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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In Soviet Russia, help hamburgers you
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
In Soviet Russia, help hamburgers you
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After years of us enduring the most entitled honey baked hogs waltzing around in the crudest most vulgar maga attire, this washed up MTV prick now wants you to dress up in order to wait 6 hours in the security line before boarding a plane where the door will fall off mid flight. Fuck off bitch
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
After years of us enduring the most entitled honey baked hogs waltzing around in the crudest most vulgar maga attire, this washed up MTV prick now wants you to dress up in order to wait 6 hours in the security line before boarding a plane where the door will fall off mid flight. Fuck off bitch
sometimes as a goof i like to imagine people in this year of our lord giving their children boomer names
toddlers named carol and barb; babies named gary and linda
things of that nature
toddlers named carol and barb; babies named gary and linda
things of that nature
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
sometimes as a goof i like to imagine people in this year of our lord giving their children boomer names
toddlers named carol and barb; babies named gary and linda
things of that nature
toddlers named carol and barb; babies named gary and linda
things of that nature
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This is doing numbers on insta so thought id share it with you all here
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is doing numbers on insta so thought id share it with you all here
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kirkland signature finishing move
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
kirkland signature finishing move
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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re: gmail stuff, i'm not gonna say this is a solution for everyone but if you can swing it or expense it, i really can't recommend Fastmail enough. i switched to it a few months back and it's kind of rad to have a positive relationship with my inbox www.fastmail.com
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November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
re: gmail stuff, i'm not gonna say this is a solution for everyone but if you can swing it or expense it, i really can't recommend Fastmail enough. i switched to it a few months back and it's kind of rad to have a positive relationship with my inbox www.fastmail.com
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JACOB'S LADDER (1990)
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
JACOB'S LADDER (1990)
shout-laughed and upset my cat
[image: still from the cheers opening credits of that one guy in a bowler hat who looks too smug and fancy]
[image: still from the cheers opening credits of that one guy in a bowler hat who looks too smug and fancy]
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
shout-laughed and upset my cat
[image: still from the cheers opening credits of that one guy in a bowler hat who looks too smug and fancy]
[image: still from the cheers opening credits of that one guy in a bowler hat who looks too smug and fancy]
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Remembering as Alice Wong and Leslie Lee III’s names are being said a lot:
People now eulogizing and donating to their GFMs were very recently saying—with patronizing, casual contempt—that their call for people to mask to protect and include disabled and vulnerable people was “unreasonable.”
People now eulogizing and donating to their GFMs were very recently saying—with patronizing, casual contempt—that their call for people to mask to protect and include disabled and vulnerable people was “unreasonable.”
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Remembering as Alice Wong and Leslie Lee III’s names are being said a lot:
People now eulogizing and donating to their GFMs were very recently saying—with patronizing, casual contempt—that their call for people to mask to protect and include disabled and vulnerable people was “unreasonable.”
People now eulogizing and donating to their GFMs were very recently saying—with patronizing, casual contempt—that their call for people to mask to protect and include disabled and vulnerable people was “unreasonable.”
I fell in love with Wales the moment I learned the verb "smwddio"* ("to iron [clothes]")
*SMOOTH-ee-o
*SMOOTH-ee-o
wales knows what’s up
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I fell in love with Wales the moment I learned the verb "smwddio"* ("to iron [clothes]")
*SMOOTH-ee-o
*SMOOTH-ee-o
gwsh 🏴
pronouncing gush to rhyme with bush
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
gwsh 🏴
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a fun thing to say when you meet somebody's baby is "oh wow just like my computational models"
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
a fun thing to say when you meet somebody's baby is "oh wow just like my computational models"
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all cats who did not voluntarily sit down in a cup of yogurt today, please stand up. not so fast, Freya.
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
all cats who did not voluntarily sit down in a cup of yogurt today, please stand up. not so fast, Freya.
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might have to paint or draw this one i can't stop laughing at it
typical herding dog behavior lmao
typical herding dog behavior lmao
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
might have to paint or draw this one i can't stop laughing at it
typical herding dog behavior lmao
typical herding dog behavior lmao
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWeW...
i am not immune to V&A's asmr videos
i am not immune to V&A's asmr videos
ASMR at the museum | Clicking the shutter on Paneth's plate camera | V&A
YouTube video by Victoria and Albert Museum
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWeW...
i am not immune to V&A's asmr videos
i am not immune to V&A's asmr videos
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
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it's that time of year again (sun sets at 430 one dozen evening work events)
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
it's that time of year again (sun sets at 430 one dozen evening work events)
The show about the sickness that turns everybody into a telepathic LLM isn't bad
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The show about the sickness that turns everybody into a telepathic LLM isn't bad
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I'm dying, this tiktoker I follow has a pet prawn with weird long arms and in the most recent molt they FELL OFF?
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm dying, this tiktoker I follow has a pet prawn with weird long arms and in the most recent molt they FELL OFF?
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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I cant come in to work today boss i stood up too fast
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I cant come in to work today boss i stood up too fast