dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
two things make me happy and two things only: organized labor and surly cats
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dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
· Nov 13
it should be illegal to move your cat off-camera during a Zoom meeting
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the gray feral cat outside will not pay attention to her and freya has decided she cannot go on
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the gray feral cat outside will not pay attention to her and freya has decided she cannot go on
the gray feral cat outside will not pay attention to her and freya has decided she cannot go on
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the gray feral cat outside will not pay attention to her and freya has decided she cannot go on
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Sandal you are nowhere near 21 and you cannot have a cocktail, i am sorry
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sandal you are nowhere near 21 and you cannot have a cocktail, i am sorry
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Sandal you are nowhere near 21 and you cannot have a cocktail, i am sorry
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sandal you are nowhere near 21 and you cannot have a cocktail, i am sorry
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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his churu expenditure represents roughly one half of the growth in the gdp of the United States over the last year. Chancleta is simply Too Big To Fail.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
his churu expenditure represents roughly one half of the growth in the gdp of the United States over the last year. Chancleta is simply Too Big To Fail.
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what if someone could invent a cat who could pay attention when you said their name
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
what if someone could invent a cat who could pay attention when you said their name
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i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question: what kind of elf is best? forest elf? city elf? dark elf? snow elf? high elf? there's so many kinds
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question: what kind of elf is best? forest elf? city elf? dark elf? snow elf? high elf? there's so many kinds
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did you know that parantheses open a portal to another dimension, and whatever you put inside them is not only NOT a part of the original sentence but rather is, in fact, extraterrestrial? read the literature for God's sake
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
did you know that parantheses open a portal to another dimension, and whatever you put inside them is not only NOT a part of the original sentence but rather is, in fact, extraterrestrial? read the literature for God's sake
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
what if someone could invent a cat who could pay attention when you said their name
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
what if someone could invent a cat who could pay attention when you said their name
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"i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question" is how every meeting in Dwarf Fortress starts.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question" is how every meeting in Dwarf Fortress starts.
i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question: what kind of elf is best? forest elf? city elf? dark elf? snow elf? high elf? there's so many kinds
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question: what kind of elf is best? forest elf? city elf? dark elf? snow elf? high elf? there's so many kinds
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Kind of surprised no one has made a pet bed that looks like a mound of gold and priceless gems so that your pet looks like it is sleeping atop a dragon hoard
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Kind of surprised no one has made a pet bed that looks like a mound of gold and priceless gems so that your pet looks like it is sleeping atop a dragon hoard
did you know that parantheses open a portal to another dimension, and whatever you put inside them is not only NOT a part of the original sentence but rather is, in fact, extraterrestrial? read the literature for God's sake
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
did you know that parantheses open a portal to another dimension, and whatever you put inside them is not only NOT a part of the original sentence but rather is, in fact, extraterrestrial? read the literature for God's sake
his churu expenditure represents roughly one half of the growth in the gdp of the United States over the last year. Chancleta is simply Too Big To Fail.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
his churu expenditure represents roughly one half of the growth in the gdp of the United States over the last year. Chancleta is simply Too Big To Fail.
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the end of the work week is so close he can almost touch it
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the end of the work week is so close he can almost touch it
the end of the work week is so close he can almost touch it
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the end of the work week is so close he can almost touch it
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freya gonna fly around on this carrot like a broomstick
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
freya gonna fly around on this carrot like a broomstick
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i believe it is peace for our time
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i believe it is peace for our time
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the game doesn't let him save right before the boss and now he has to fight the same 30 dudes again for the fourth time
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the game doesn't let him save right before the boss and now he has to fight the same 30 dudes again for the fourth time