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Tracey Ho Ho No™️
@traceyno.bsky.social
“I’m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.”
- BoJack Horseman

Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy
Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar
She/her 🏳️‍🌈
Pinned
Lucy got that Tuesday feeling
gave the bag of dreamies a shake to entice lucy, didn’t realise the bag was open, sprayed dreamies everywhere

lucy:
a small white cat is standing in a puddle of water
Alt: a small very round white cat is running towards camera.
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
she was quite a gal. the kind of woman who would rather have a good time than a husband. and she had socks for days
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
prik nam pla crab and egg fried rice
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i’ve lured her out with an electric blanket on my bed, operation decorate tree GO GO GO
put the tree up bc i dont know where else to store wrapped gifts if no tree. before i could start decorating it, lucy decided to take an aggressively long nap underneath. still waiting for her to vacate, tree remains nude
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
reinforced heels and toes for greater comfort when standing ALSO THE CAT HAS BIG FURRY BALLS
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
put the tree up bc i dont know where else to store wrapped gifts if no tree. before i could start decorating it, lucy decided to take an aggressively long nap underneath. still waiting for her to vacate, tree remains nude
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
motorcycle gangs should have a bmx division imho
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Our neighbour's cat #Caturday
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i achieved 👐 nothing 👐
got a little hypomanic buzz on weeeee
Quick! gotta get all those procrastinated things done before it burns off
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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normal
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
got a little hypomanic buzz on weeeee
Quick! gotta get all those procrastinated things done before it burns off
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
friday
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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*careless whisper intensifies*
October 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
my christmas lights when i give up on hour 2 of trying to untangle them:
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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a vision board but for disappointment and failure
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i made dal
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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When you're too posh for "cuntstruck".
Fanny Stunning

England and Wales, Census, 1871
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
power nap < power crap
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
chicken casserole in the slow cooker for later. might fill up on toast for the next seven hours while it cooks
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
been diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
who called it a third nipple when triple nipple was right there
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.

Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.

DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon

Please share x
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November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM