Sirsicksalot
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Sirsicksalot
@canuckyoutoo.bsky.social
· Nov 11
When a man tells me to smile I bite my tongue so hard my mouth fills with blood and then I flash him a nice sanguine grin
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
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I don't think people should still be surprised or mad that in the timeline where The Onion is seemingly the most ethical and accurate newspaper, that serious threats are ignored and jokes are punished. We've been in the upside down for awhile, babes. Catch up.
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I don't think people should still be surprised or mad that in the timeline where The Onion is seemingly the most ethical and accurate newspaper, that serious threats are ignored and jokes are punished. We've been in the upside down for awhile, babes. Catch up.
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my whole life i've known there was something profoundly wrong with the way the world works and finding out over and over that the reason is "incredibly wealthy degenerate men want to fuck children" is like, the worst reason. but that's what it is.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my whole life i've known there was something profoundly wrong with the way the world works and finding out over and over that the reason is "incredibly wealthy degenerate men want to fuck children" is like, the worst reason. but that's what it is.
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And they said Nancy Regan was the throat goat
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And they said Nancy Regan was the throat goat
And they said Nancy Regan was the throat goat
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And they said Nancy Regan was the throat goat
He did not have sexual relations with that president! Or did he?
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
He did not have sexual relations with that president! Or did he?
Maybe Donny demolished the ballroom to hide the cum stained dress hanging in the closet
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Maybe Donny demolished the ballroom to hide the cum stained dress hanging in the closet
Surprised Trump doesn’t call him Willy Clinton
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Surprised Trump doesn’t call him Willy Clinton
Hon, you’re only streaming one football game. Is everything ok?
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hon, you’re only streaming one football game. Is everything ok?
You can keep whispering guillotine and revolution everywhere you go in hopes it’s a bug in the right ear but I’ll try not get my hopes too high above poverty level
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You can keep whispering guillotine and revolution everywhere you go in hopes it’s a bug in the right ear but I’ll try not get my hopes too high above poverty level
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You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
I prefer to seize the night, carpe PM as I say
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I prefer to seize the night, carpe PM as I say
Get yourself a man who buys the hand soap refill you like without even being asked to
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Get yourself a man who buys the hand soap refill you like without even being asked to
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They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
He’s just gonna peacefully pass away in that fucking chair isn’t he? Fuck that guy
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
He’s just gonna peacefully pass away in that fucking chair isn’t he? Fuck that guy
I was on a Teams meeting and the background kept flickering over my right shoulder at the height of a child but I was home alone and my children wonder why WE DON’T TALK ABOUT GHOSTS IN HERE
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was on a Teams meeting and the background kept flickering over my right shoulder at the height of a child but I was home alone and my children wonder why WE DON’T TALK ABOUT GHOSTS IN HERE
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In Hell, you are perpetually stuck between the tailgaiter and the asshole going 10 under the speed limit.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
In Hell, you are perpetually stuck between the tailgaiter and the asshole going 10 under the speed limit.
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if you start your period during the super moon you get to kill one dude
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
if you start your period during the super moon you get to kill one dude
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*cutting bangs with craft scissors in Hobby Lobby
Employee: Do you need help?
Me: No thanks! I'm just looking!
Employee: Do you need help?
Me: No thanks! I'm just looking!
January 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
*cutting bangs with craft scissors in Hobby Lobby
Employee: Do you need help?
Me: No thanks! I'm just looking!
Employee: Do you need help?
Me: No thanks! I'm just looking!
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Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
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If you have any projects you want started with enthusiasm and not finished, I’m your girl.
January 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you have any projects you want started with enthusiasm and not finished, I’m your girl.
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The thing is I hardly ever fuck around but I’m always finding out.
March 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The thing is I hardly ever fuck around but I’m always finding out.
Amazing how much more hopeful I feel after two straight nights of long, uninterrupted sleep
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Amazing how much more hopeful I feel after two straight nights of long, uninterrupted sleep
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being perimenopausal should get you acquitted of all crimes
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
being perimenopausal should get you acquitted of all crimes