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david lunch
@nicemustard.bsky.social
· Dec 10
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
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You could have stopped this at “incredibly wealthy, degenerate men“ and literally anything after it no matter how innocent they would have turned it into a horror show.
my whole life i've known there was something profoundly wrong with the way the world works and finding out over and over that the reason is "incredibly wealthy degenerate men want to fuck children" is like, the worst reason. but that's what it is.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You could have stopped this at “incredibly wealthy, degenerate men“ and literally anything after it no matter how innocent they would have turned it into a horror show.
my whole life i've known there was something profoundly wrong with the way the world works and finding out over and over that the reason is "incredibly wealthy degenerate men want to fuck children" is like, the worst reason. but that's what it is.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my whole life i've known there was something profoundly wrong with the way the world works and finding out over and over that the reason is "incredibly wealthy degenerate men want to fuck children" is like, the worst reason. but that's what it is.
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
lol dick cheney died, who does that. good job dumbass
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
lol dick cheney died, who does that. good job dumbass
ok the IT show is really fucking with me. it has stuff in it that is more like the book and how it felt reading it than most adaptations of anything King wrote, but also it is fucking silly and stupid and sucks ass. how did they do this, i am baffled
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
ok the IT show is really fucking with me. it has stuff in it that is more like the book and how it felt reading it than most adaptations of anything King wrote, but also it is fucking silly and stupid and sucks ass. how did they do this, i am baffled
happy halloween motherfuckers
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
happy halloween motherfuckers
he forgot what they do, or like, what. is it an IQ test
BREAKING: Trump orders the Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons for the first time since 1992.
Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'
The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.
nbcnews.to
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
he forgot what they do, or like, what. is it an IQ test
lol "dave"
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
lol "dave"
did a cosmic horror marathon today, "from beyond", "altered states", and "demon seed". maybe stretching the definition of the genre but to me they all fit, lovecrafty as fuck. "demon seed" especially is fucking bonkers, never seen it before. rosemary's baby birthed by HAL 9000
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
did a cosmic horror marathon today, "from beyond", "altered states", and "demon seed". maybe stretching the definition of the genre but to me they all fit, lovecrafty as fuck. "demon seed" especially is fucking bonkers, never seen it before. rosemary's baby birthed by HAL 9000
the data centers will continue until morale improves
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the data centers will continue until morale improves
i saw tonight a few posts tonight, like 3 in a couple minutes, about generative "AI" and if this shit isn't banned like right now, we're the stupidest robot apocalypse possible. benny hill ass terminator. cartoon bullshit matrix. blade runner except jared leto is there
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i saw tonight a few posts tonight, like 3 in a couple minutes, about generative "AI" and if this shit isn't banned like right now, we're the stupidest robot apocalypse possible. benny hill ass terminator. cartoon bullshit matrix. blade runner except jared leto is there
WONKO THE SANE: i can decipher the bones, but you've shown the bones to simpletons and idiots! at what cost, great satirist brendel
I can tell that you're going for sarcasm here.
Many people reading this might not understand that though. Just fyi.
Many people reading this might not understand that though. Just fyi.
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
WONKO THE SANE: i can decipher the bones, but you've shown the bones to simpletons and idiots! at what cost, great satirist brendel
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
watching "drag me to hell" for like the 4th or 5th time and it rocks so hard. so gross and so funny. so many fluids, really stretches the PG-13 rating. i want raimi back doing shit like this so much
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
watching "drag me to hell" for like the 4th or 5th time and it rocks so hard. so gross and so funny. so many fluids, really stretches the PG-13 rating. i want raimi back doing shit like this so much
we had frogs at our protest but they weren't the inflatable kind and i feel kinda ripped off tbh. looking at an inflatable bear right now and resenting the fuck out of his decisions
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
we had frogs at our protest but they weren't the inflatable kind and i feel kinda ripped off tbh. looking at an inflatable bear right now and resenting the fuck out of his decisions
the literacy crisis in this country can be explained quite simply, A hole and B hole mean the same thing and there is no way to make sense of that
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the literacy crisis in this country can be explained quite simply, A hole and B hole mean the same thing and there is no way to make sense of that
RFK JR.: [sounds like a reanimated corpse without a throat] i tried to milk a teenage boy's gonads, dry as a bone. no essence, no fluids. he wasn't autistic even, just a normal white kid. this is because of our addiction to cheerios,
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
RFK JR.: [sounds like a reanimated corpse without a throat] i tried to milk a teenage boy's gonads, dry as a bone. no essence, no fluids. he wasn't autistic even, just a normal white kid. this is because of our addiction to cheerios,
it is my duty to inform you that One Battle After Another is a goddamn masterpiece and i would have watched it a second time as soon as it ended
October 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
it is my duty to inform you that One Battle After Another is a goddamn masterpiece and i would have watched it a second time as soon as it ended
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
the whole internet loves Portland Frog, a lovely frog who protests fascism *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the frog has been deported to el salvador
October 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the whole internet loves Portland Frog, a lovely frog who protests fascism *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the frog has been deported to el salvador
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The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.