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pancake dressed up too
Black lab named Pancake in a witch hat with green braids, her face looks like wilford brimley
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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happy halloween motherfuckers
Man in a skull mask and a gremlins t shirt with a bunch of fake spider webs
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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how the fuck am i only slightly younger than this dracula. this guy looks like he got burned at the stake by angry villagers 200 years ago
Emil Bove, 44 years old, but he looks like a fucking dracula
July 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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good morning from fonzarelli who is observing his daily sun worship
A cat named Fonzarelli enjoying the sun in his picture window
July 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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just another note on lebowski, there is no way that the kid playing larry jr. isn't tim heidecker. i mean c'mon man
Larry Sellers Jr. in "The Big Lebowski"
July 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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this is the most bluesky ass reply i have ever gotten
Incredibly dumb reply to a very old tweet i re-posted today about hot dogs
July 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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fonzarelli isn't participating in any 4th of july festivities and neither am i
My cat fonzarelli, having just been disturbed from slumber, looking like an annoyed but adorable cinnamon roll
July 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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from my cold dead hands
@cnn.com: There is strong evidence that there is "no safe amount" of processed meat to eat, nutrition experts say in response to new study on the connection between doet and the risk of major diseases. A photo of a hotdog, one of the best things ever invented by humans
July 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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stella here is our pancake
Pancake the black lab, she is so droopy and beautiful
July 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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this motherfucker is trying to give you a red balloon from inside a storm drain, jesus christ
Truly horrifying photo of peter thiel from a ross douche hat story called "Peter Thiel and the Antichrist"
June 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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so embarrassed to have this stupid racist disgusting motherfucker "represent" my state. deport yourself, fucko
@RepOgles: Zohran "little muhammed" Mamdani is an antisemitic, socialist, communist who will destroy the great City of New York. He needs to be DEPORTED. Which is why I am calling for him to be subject to denaturalization proceedings. Attached is my letter to @AGPamBondi. and then there's the text of the letter he wrote which is a bunch of awful racist horseshit
June 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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ok i need the fasicism to stop being so funny
daily mail story, headline reads: norweigan tourist, 21, is barred from entering the US after ICE guards find meme showing JD vance with a bald head on his phone. images of bald JD vance looking like a weird bearded baby, and the norwegian guy who looks like he has had it with all this bullshit
June 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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good job hbo, you guys are crushing it. this movie from 2015 definitely has jodie foster and dennis hopper in it
hbo max thumbnail for a movie called "backtrack" from 2015 but the image is dennis hopper and jodie foster from a 1990 movie called "catchfire"
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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what's even funnier is i am high and meant the nice guys and google knew that
google search result for a shitty movie with the rock and mark wahlberg that directed me to the movie the nice guys, which rules
June 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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oh ok
Reply that reads, "No, not really. Billionaire-backed dem-bashing white guy "comedy" is never brave or cool. It's specifically designed to manipulate you into a frothing rage against the people who can empower those who aren't rich white guys and always has been.
June 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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follow up fonzie pic, love y'all. we will be ok somehow. thank you for sharing this place with me
My cat fonzarelli being so clingy that sometimes i want to release him into the wild but look at his face holy shit
June 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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palate cleanser: fonzarelli
My cat fonzarelli curled up on a chaise lounge with my jacket that i was trying to put on before work
June 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Nightmarishly grotesque close up of trump's disgusting face
June 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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posting about how everyone has to work on emancipation day is really impressive, even for this motherfucker
@realDonaldTrump: Too many non-working holidays in America. It is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep all of these businesses closed. The workers don't want it either! Soon we'll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year. It must change if we are going to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! typing all of what he said made me want to fucking kms
June 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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from a bit up the hill
Protestors on the corner of summit hill and locust ave in knoxville, tn
June 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
June 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Pig in the City is Tom Waits approved. 5 star classic. can't believe it took me this long to see it
Tom Waits loves Pig in the City
April 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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is this good
TRENDING NOW: strange creatures wash ashore by the thousands
April 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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they said vegan tacos and i said wtf is that. well, it means this
Fried potato and chickpea vegan tacos that absolutely ripped
April 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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look at THIS fuckin guy. it's fonzie friday
A cat named Fonzie being the cutest piece of shit you ever saw, he's also a huge pain in my ass
April 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM