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Bistromaff
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I teach math in a public high school in rural red USA.
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When this is over it's going to be government by vending machine.
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If voting wasn't important they wouldn't be trying so hard to stop you.
#Vote
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
@gtconway.bsky.social
Trump shooting painting vs actual photo. He moved the inconvenient female secret service agent who was blocking the good view.
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Not sure how I feel about holiday beverages – I’m eggnostic HAHA I wanted to get this joke out one more time before we're all sent to work in the asbestos mines
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
British vs US Scouting.

Fyi British Scouting survived.
(As has US Girl Scouts)
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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in such a shitty stage of my life it makes me yearn for the other, marginally less shitty stages
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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All you need to know about me is I used to own a book called "Getting Things Done". I never finished it. Got rid of it. I just bought a new copy. Don't know where it is right now.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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He’s taking a battering.
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
@profanity.accountant pretty sure my most frequent swear word is hell, "what fresh hell is this?"
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Lights Up!
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Grandpa, 100% brain: TV will rot your brain

Dad, 75% brain: We turned out fine, it's the internet

Grandson, 50% brain: We turned out fine, it's AI
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Electric car from China $2,500 shipping $18,800
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wherein we acknowledge pumpkin pie is a breakfast food.
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Making fruit salad. So.much.chopping.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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great day for people who love beige foods
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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"The Americans believe everything that Putin says", European People's Party MEP Riho Terras told Euronews' #EuropeToday morning show in Strasbourg.

Watch in full: https://l.euronews.com/VtTk
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I made pumpkin bread with cranberries on top but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to look like this.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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If you’ve been following along with our thirty-day training plan, you should be consuming an entire roast turkey and ten cups of stuffing today in preparation for the Big Meal
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Can't believe #Linkedin is friend-shaming me like this.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM