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「Behemoth」
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Web designer/developer | A huge nerd | He/him | Stuck in a fish dream.... Currently playing: Final Fantasy Tactics https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdv86VVWVAjZzO_Se1UKRE8h7eDYZ1v-0
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Man I'm such a slut for square's whole hd-2d thing and octopath specifically, but I have absolutely no interest in Octopath 0

It's a reheated mobile game, which I tried and did not enjoy. I'm sure they're gonna like fix the balance so it's not as boring, but still....
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Has it been 1000 years since the last update? Or just Monday? Either way, here's another page of Greatures
greatures.com/comic/160/
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I follow the Verge's RSS feed, and every month or so they put out another article called like "What is the best android phone in 2025" and it's ALWAYS just the latest google and samsung phones

I'm sure those articles are the reason the site is still in business, but it's very depressing
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I guess where I’m landing is less “oh no he’s a Nazi” and more “I just went through this shit with Fetterman and Sinema and a six year term is too long for me to take on faith that your Nazi tattoo was the accident but what you’re saying now is the truth.”
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What I’ve taken in over the last couple years is that when people have an irrationally outsized emotional response to doing a task,90% of the time it is because they can’t do it — not that they won’t do it. They can’t. And most people will die trying to prove why that’s someone else’s fault.
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I’ve seen the skeet about this principle. I concur. Seeing a preteen develop up close the last year or so has added a lot to my perspective on how adults behave. These people are truly just small humans having big emotions they cannot process because they have permissive emotionally absent parents.
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And what is Columbo but the street fighter of the mind
Yeah it's such a slam dunk for the "the left had an anti-semitism problem!!" crowd, but they're just embracing him? Out of contrariness??

Maybe the logic is communist + fascist = centrist lmao
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
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An underappreciated aspect of the Zohran campaign is how he finds an everyday grievance, provides evidence based common sense analysis on how to fix it, allowing people to understand how it'll improve their quality of life in a tangible way.

This is how you popularize socialism in America.
Overstaying its welcome. Making New Yorkers’ days grimmer. Something we should relegate to the past.

No, we're not talking about Andrew Cuomo. We're talking about scaffolding.

Today we released our plan to take it down more quickly.
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This is just podcasters shuffling the same $5 between them via Patreon except that someone shoved the decimal point about a dozen places to the right
Another depiction if the circularity of capital flows between OpenAI, Microsoft, Nvidia, CoreWeave, AMD, and Oracle.
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96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible
All these iot freaks had their sexual awakening watching Smart House on the Disney channel
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I gotta assume that people who sleep in a bed that could be remotely directed to fold them up like a taco in the middle of the night are simply engaging in some really rarefied kink
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Angel hair

It's just spaghetti but worse in every way
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
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thought about new boot goofing again and the much funnier bit that follows it
remembering my all time favorite joke from reno 911
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platner's views pre-tattoo reveal i figured would've put off types like the pod jons and shit who normally flinch at best to the kinda policies he was talking but they're just running full bore into backing him now AFTER the tattoo reveal. fucking insane.
Democrats when a boring social democrat wants free bus rides and basic trans rights: we can't allow this unelectable commie to win, we will do everything to stop them

Democrats when SS Totenkopf tattoo Blackwater guy: glory to the working class heroes, this is real proletariat politics 🫡✊🚩
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Why do articles keep trying to convince me Starfield is good

Space is not a boring setting they just made it so with procedural generation radiant quests & pushing back against player freedom on top of bad writing

This was a good idea that was poorly executed & lacks the soul for me to care
Starfield is a "good game", says former designer, but "space is inherently boring"

www.eurogamer.net/starfield-is...
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In Strago's monster hunting days, he made lots of sketches of the monsters he found on his adventures. He didn't think Relm would be interested in these boring scientific drawings, but she loved seeing them. #FF6