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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · Oct 31

Biffo the Bear sitting on a stool with a smug expression, drinking from a bucket of yellow fluid with a long straw, saying "I deserve this!"

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Barking Dog Honker (Rob) @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 7h

o biffo! careful! you’ll follow through

A milkman watches in confusion as Biffo The Bear crouches, whistles and farts in the middle of the street.

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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 7h

I'm dead mature, me

same picture of Biffo sticking his fingers down his throat and squatting so his arse juts out, but the speechbubble has been moved so the 𝅘𝅥𝅮 WHISTLE! 𝆝 is now coming out of his arse
BIFFO'S ARSE: 𝅘𝅥𝅮 WHISTLE! 𝆝

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Barking Dog Honker (Rob) @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 8h

o no

Biffo sticks his unwashed fingers in his mouth and whistles loudly as a puzzled milkman looks at biffo’s bear ass.
BIFFO (whistling): ♫ WHISTLE! ♪

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 8h

Beano #979, Apr 22, 1961

Biffo catches a huge fish which then eats a man's entire head.
BIFFO: Oops! Sorry, sir!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 9h

Beano #1405, Jun 21, 1969

Biffo sticks his unwashed fingers in his mouth and whistles loudly as a puzzled milkman looks on.
BIFFO (whistling): ♫ WHISTLE! ♪

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 1d

Beano #2043, Sep 12, 1981

Biffo washes his zookeeper's uniform in the crocodile pit.
BIFFO: I can wash out my uniform in here!
CROCODILE: Heh-heh! Stop it, Biffo! That tickles! Chortle!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 1d

Beano #1148, July 18, 1964

Biffo and Buster grimly saw and hammer at something in their camper as piss rains from the heavens.
CAPTION: So Biffo and Buster work late into the night--

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 1d

Beano #1252, July 16, 1966

Biffo imprisons himself within a giant birdcage so the local Freakish Crows cannot steal his precious sausage rolls, which ENRAGES them.
BIFFO: This sausage roll is delicious! Chomp!
FREAKISH CROW: Bah! The cage wasn't for us-- It was for Biffo!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 2d

Beano #592, Nov 21, 1953

Biffo tells Buster, who was currently carrying a basket overflowing with groceries, that he was getting a hamper of laundry, which causes Buster to gasp and drop the groceries all over himself while making a sudden exclamation.
BIFFO: By the way-- That was a hamper of laundry you saw me getting!
BUSTER: Oh! I've diddled myself!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 2d

Beano #769, Apr 13, 1957

Biffo praises the Portly Ginger Man's painting of a distorted nightmarish reality despite secretly thinking it is terrible. The Portly Ginger Man trusted Biffo to give him honest critique on his artwork and Biffo betrayed that trust for presumed personal gain.
PORTLY GINGER MAN: There! How do you like it, Biffo?
BIFFO: Beautiful!
BIFFO (thinking): Thinks-- Terrible!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 3d

Beano #764, Mar 9, 1957

Buster has stolen and eaten five of Biffo's famous Outdoor Pancakes (the lack of which makes an audible "GONE" sound) as Biffo's left foot strays dangerously near his campfire.
BIFFO: THIEF!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 3d

Beano #2118, Feb 19, 1983

Biffo is excited to watch the news so he can learn of all the things happening in the world.
NEWSCASTER: Good evening-- Here is the news!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 4d

Beano #1340, Mar 23, 1968

In this thrilling adventure Biffo finds a woman's dustbin lid and is rewarded with a shiny sixpence, which audibly SHATTERS Buster's fragile psyche.
WOMAN: Well done, Biffo! You've found my dustbin lid-- It blew away this morning. Here's a sixpence for you!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 4d

Beano #1128, Feb 29, 1964

Biffo and Buster have entered the school costume contest, with Buster dressed as a Weird Pervert and Biffo as Biffo. But can they compete with the Rogue's Gallery of Freaks and Reprobates that have also entered?
JUDGE: Right, boys and girls, line up so that I can judge your costumes.
FREAK/REPROBATE (pirate): Certainly, headmaster.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 5d

Beano #1400, May 17, 1969

Biffo, wearing a suit of full plate, wins Ye Pole Vault event at Ye Mediaeval Tracke Meete by using his lance as a pole and landing on his face and neck.
YE OFFICIAL: Well done, Noble Prince!
BIFFO'S FACE AND NECK: Clang!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 5d

Beano #872, Apr 4, 1959

Biffo hurls a pesky salesman out the front door, causing him to flip forward and land on his hand and face.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 6d

Beano #2233, May 4, 1985

Biffo the Zookeeper disapproves of Roddy, The Leopard's care for his personal appearance and hygiene, and attempts to brainstorm a way to ruin his self-esteem and force him to stop.
BIFFO: Roddy, The Leopard, is always admiring and preening himself! How can we get him to stop it?

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 6d

Beano #593, Nov 28, 1953

Biffo laughs at Buster as his house is destroyed in a flood.
BIFFO: Ha! Ha! Ha! You're a wash-out, Buster!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 7d

Beano #1113, Nov 16, 1963

A mustachioed man is perplexed at Biffo having shaved "DO NOT TOUCH" into his back hair.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 7d

Beano #911, Jan 2, 1960

Biffo uses his body and skis to spell the word "HELP" as he plummets to his doom.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 8d

Beano #1685, Nov 2, 1974

Buster, out for a Midnight Walk in his Fancy Walking Robe, encounters a Duende but, ignorant of his Cryptid Lore, mistakes it for a Witch.
BUSTER: G-gasp! A w-witch!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 8d

Beano #1235, Mar 19, 1966

Biffo, working as a hair stylist, winks at you, the readers, as he pours unbelievably toxic 1960s glue on an unsuspecting bald man's head.
BIFFO: Watch this, readers!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 8d

Beano #972, Mar 4, 1961

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 9d

Beano #1486, Jan 9, 1971

Some restauraunt customers are INSULTED and OUTRAGED that the wait staff would dare assume Biffo belonged to them, when he was merely standing outside and staring at them through the window as they eat.
ANGRY CUSTOMER: He's not our bear! He's only looking in the window!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 9d

Beano #820, Apr 5, 1958

A toffee paper gets in the Local Pasteman's face, causing him to drop his Head-Mounted Paste Bucket directly onto Buster's head. Biffo leers ghoulishly at the spectacle unfolding before him.
LOCAL PASTEMAN: Bah! A toffee paper!