dave
@daverson.bsky.social
hey did i ever tell you hwut
🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
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Nunquam libertas gratior extat
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🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫NO CLANKERS🚫
Nunquam libertas gratior extat
banner by @macnult.com
just a li'l dab of this anchovy paste and suddenly your mouth can't tell the difference between turkey salad and tuna salad
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
just a li'l dab of this anchovy paste and suddenly your mouth can't tell the difference between turkey salad and tuna salad
i do not fear mothra, for my pocketses are always filled with mothballs
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i do not fear mothra, for my pocketses are always filled with mothballs
just ripped a good one for the national anthem
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
just ripped a good one for the national anthem
please sir, have you a crumb to spare? a single bean to feed my mewling child who is weak from hunger? i am but a humble shitposter by trade
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
please sir, have you a crumb to spare? a single bean to feed my mewling child who is weak from hunger? i am but a humble shitposter by trade
so if i have four guys here & all of them are called john wayne, do i refer to them collectively as "john waynes" or "johns wayne"?
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
so if i have four guys here & all of them are called john wayne, do i refer to them collectively as "john waynes" or "johns wayne"?
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everyone hammered at the dinner table and wire mother isn't having any of cloth mother's bullshit
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
everyone hammered at the dinner table and wire mother isn't having any of cloth mother's bullshit
when a new account makes 1000 posts in 5 hours and all of them are asking for money, you can be sure they's a bot or a scammer - no matter what they pfp is, or what bio they using
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
when a new account makes 1000 posts in 5 hours and all of them are asking for money, you can be sure they's a bot or a scammer - no matter what they pfp is, or what bio they using
when i walk down the middle of the street with a bunch of balloons people honk their horns at me & call the pigs, but macy's? nope, they call it a "parade" and put it on tv
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
when i walk down the middle of the street with a bunch of balloons people honk their horns at me & call the pigs, but macy's? nope, they call it a "parade" and put it on tv
me and pennifer are having some quality time [weefing] before more sleep
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
me and pennifer are having some quality time [weefing] before more sleep
it is 0330 and the turkey is in a 225° F smoker. it should be ready around 1300 or so.
and the dough for the rolls is on for its first proof. i used cool liquid & instant yeast for a slow rise, it should be ready to punch down at 0530 for a second proof.
and the dough for the rolls is on for its first proof. i used cool liquid & instant yeast for a slow rise, it should be ready to punch down at 0530 for a second proof.
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
it is 0330 and the turkey is in a 225° F smoker. it should be ready around 1300 or so.
and the dough for the rolls is on for its first proof. i used cool liquid & instant yeast for a slow rise, it should be ready to punch down at 0530 for a second proof.
and the dough for the rolls is on for its first proof. i used cool liquid & instant yeast for a slow rise, it should be ready to punch down at 0530 for a second proof.
this year for indigenous people's day/thanksgiving i would like to share with you a story of my ancestors
for a long time it has been a common trope among white people that some relative or other is "1/4 [tribe, often cherokee lol]" or was "kidnapped by Indians while crossing the plains" blah blah
for a long time it has been a common trope among white people that some relative or other is "1/4 [tribe, often cherokee lol]" or was "kidnapped by Indians while crossing the plains" blah blah
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
this year for indigenous people's day/thanksgiving i would like to share with you a story of my ancestors
for a long time it has been a common trope among white people that some relative or other is "1/4 [tribe, often cherokee lol]" or was "kidnapped by Indians while crossing the plains" blah blah
for a long time it has been a common trope among white people that some relative or other is "1/4 [tribe, often cherokee lol]" or was "kidnapped by Indians while crossing the plains" blah blah
is there anything worse than taking a hit on your vape only to discover that you forgot to turn it on and you just got a mouthful of air that tastes like lawn clippings?
of course there is
just not at the moment you wanna get small
of course there is
just not at the moment you wanna get small
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
is there anything worse than taking a hit on your vape only to discover that you forgot to turn it on and you just got a mouthful of air that tastes like lawn clippings?
of course there is
just not at the moment you wanna get small
of course there is
just not at the moment you wanna get small
if i were a blacksmith, this would be my anvil.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
if i were a blacksmith, this would be my anvil.
oh no I have been blocked by a "big account" who is also A STANDUP COMEDIAN though if you look at they timeline it's obvious that they's actually a "standup bitch-about-every-fucking-thing-you-can-think-of"
how ever will i go on?
how ever will i go on?
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
oh no I have been blocked by a "big account" who is also A STANDUP COMEDIAN though if you look at they timeline it's obvious that they's actually a "standup bitch-about-every-fucking-thing-you-can-think-of"
how ever will i go on?
how ever will i go on?
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Don't fall for this shit
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Don't fall for this shit
i wish this guy from incubus would just hurry up and burst into flames already, maybe then he wouldn't suck
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i wish this guy from incubus would just hurry up and burst into flames already, maybe then he wouldn't suck
i got salt in a cut on the corner of my thumb and it fuckin HÜRT but i didn't cry or nothing because of the male loneliness epidemic
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i got salt in a cut on the corner of my thumb and it fuckin HÜRT but i didn't cry or nothing because of the male loneliness epidemic
if you don't get a reply, email them and attach the ad.
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if you don't get a reply, email them and attach the ad.
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
eating a breakfast of champions at the laundromat
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
eating a breakfast of champions at the laundromat
if the founding fathers were so great, how come they all dead?
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
if the founding fathers were so great, how come they all dead?
chop
job
ass
well well well what's all this then
job
ass
well well well what's all this then
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
chop
job
ass
well well well what's all this then
job
ass
well well well what's all this then
why did they make play-doh smell like vanilla but taste so SALTY
if it had to taste like that why didn't they make it smell like farts, or vomit, or grandma or something jfc
if it had to taste like that why didn't they make it smell like farts, or vomit, or grandma or something jfc
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
why did they make play-doh smell like vanilla but taste so SALTY
if it had to taste like that why didn't they make it smell like farts, or vomit, or grandma or something jfc
if it had to taste like that why didn't they make it smell like farts, or vomit, or grandma or something jfc
post a famous bathroom scene
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
post a famous bathroom scene
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
amazon needs to stop making such relatable ads, i almost hate knowing i'm being manipulated.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
amazon needs to stop making such relatable ads, i almost hate knowing i'm being manipulated.