dave
@daverson.bsky.social
hey did i ever tell you hwut
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🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫NO CLANKERS🚫
Nunquam libertas gratior extat
banner by @macnult.com
if i were a blacksmith, this would be my anvil.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
if i were a blacksmith, this would be my anvil.
lol, I know who you're talking about, but no, it's this moose-knucklehead
![Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
13K followers 👈pretty big fucking deal, eh?
Your favourite comedian's least favourite comedian. Buy my live stand-up special at [website]
Pinned:
Another reminder: I have it set so people I don't follow can't reply for a very good reason right now. I'm in autistic burnout and interactions are very difficult for me](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hdgbgrdcdkhed5o77l52g7eh/bafkreiacotdlatsqlkr6cpzgeulcriq3kxwsoypzsp7n4e7qlfpnag5i2m@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
lol, I know who you're talking about, but no, it's this moose-knucklehead
welcome back, i missed you
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
welcome back, i missed you
if you don't get a reply, email them and attach the ad.
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if you don't get a reply, email them and attach the ad.
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
eating a breakfast of champions at the laundromat
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
eating a breakfast of champions at the laundromat
your post made for an interesting scroll, thank you.
![Frank Yoda:
mother-in-law AND sister-in-law got laid...
[truncated text for humorous effect]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hdgbgrdcdkhed5o77l52g7eh/bafkreig6djqtdtpxtsszyekjqwi7cudveaypjub4opsdfsb6vkf25ylqwi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
your post made for an interesting scroll, thank you.
all the gals from the senior center are in place for the funeral procession
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
all the gals from the senior center are in place for the funeral procession
post a famous bathroom scene
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
post a famous bathroom scene
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
i love this for chicago [without sharing their enthusiasm for da bears lol]
ps: so glad the city regained control of the tower after the recent events described in the alt txt
ps: so glad the city regained control of the tower after the recent events described in the alt txt
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i love this for chicago [without sharing their enthusiasm for da bears lol]
ps: so glad the city regained control of the tower after the recent events described in the alt txt
ps: so glad the city regained control of the tower after the recent events described in the alt txt
famously misheard lyrics
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
famously misheard lyrics
like and subscribe if you would share your tinned fish with ellie
![lightly smoked sprats in oil [drained] from Latvia](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hdgbgrdcdkhed5o77l52g7eh/bafkreidp5ekk6tzvc3cwtm24e2zjwmxstihhf7xjws7behwgzygnnbexae@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
like and subscribe if you would share your tinned fish with ellie
"why do i call your pussy 'oven'? because i of in my hot meat and cold eat your ass out"
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"why do i call your pussy 'oven'? because i of in my hot meat and cold eat your ass out"
it is raining today, and that means the dog is snuggled up on the couch with her favorite cozy blanket. rainy days are nap days for ellie.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
it is raining today, and that means the dog is snuggled up on the couch with her favorite cozy blanket. rainy days are nap days for ellie.
there was a guy where i worked drove an electric cushman cart through a security cage so he could steal a shitload of high value tools in full view of 4 cameras, he filed for unemployment & said he didn't mean to do it because he was high & the company refused his request for substance abuse rehab
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
there was a guy where i worked drove an electric cushman cart through a security cage so he could steal a shitload of high value tools in full view of 4 cameras, he filed for unemployment & said he didn't mean to do it because he was high & the company refused his request for substance abuse rehab
chicken pies were a success
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
chicken pies were a success
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold pot pies of out hot eat the pot pies?
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold pot pies of out hot eat the pot pies?
knocking together pie crust for the chicken pot pies we're having for dinner tonight
i use pure refined UNHYDROGENATED lard, not vegetable shortening. shortening is hydrogenated and has trans fats despite the marketing trickery that allows companies to claim "no trans fats."
i use pure refined UNHYDROGENATED lard, not vegetable shortening. shortening is hydrogenated and has trans fats despite the marketing trickery that allows companies to claim "no trans fats."
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
knocking together pie crust for the chicken pot pies we're having for dinner tonight
i use pure refined UNHYDROGENATED lard, not vegetable shortening. shortening is hydrogenated and has trans fats despite the marketing trickery that allows companies to claim "no trans fats."
i use pure refined UNHYDROGENATED lard, not vegetable shortening. shortening is hydrogenated and has trans fats despite the marketing trickery that allows companies to claim "no trans fats."
thanks for your input, pakled.
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
thanks for your input, pakled.
merriam webster's deli makes a great dick on rye
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
merriam webster's deli makes a great dick on rye