dave
@daverson.bsky.social
hey did i ever tell you hwut
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🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫NO CLANKERS🚫
Nunquam libertas gratior extat
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human nature sucks, and no one gets a pass includes indigenous populations, none of whom have bloodless hands
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
human nature sucks, and no one gets a pass includes indigenous populations, none of whom have bloodless hands
he was my hero,
just for one day
just for one day
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
he was my hero,
just for one day
just for one day
i gave you one like for one cum, but if you want another i'm going to need a sandwich & a nap
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i gave you one like for one cum, but if you want another i'm going to need a sandwich & a nap
dude, i never finish anything.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
dude, i never finish anything.
hey, even soulless evil imperials need to eat.
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
hey, even soulless evil imperials need to eat.
wait, are we doing the 🇺🇸 v 🇬🇧 food thing again?
AGAIN??
oh, wait, nm it's just some lame bluecheck asshole stirring the shit.
AGAIN??
oh, wait, nm it's just some lame bluecheck asshole stirring the shit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
wait, are we doing the 🇺🇸 v 🇬🇧 food thing again?
AGAIN??
oh, wait, nm it's just some lame bluecheck asshole stirring the shit.
AGAIN??
oh, wait, nm it's just some lame bluecheck asshole stirring the shit.
pretty much the same look i get from ellie when i have to give her butt a wipe
animals will spend half an hour happily chewing a crusty off they browneye and then look at you like you the devil for a half-second wipe
animals will spend half an hour happily chewing a crusty off they browneye and then look at you like you the devil for a half-second wipe
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
pretty much the same look i get from ellie when i have to give her butt a wipe
animals will spend half an hour happily chewing a crusty off they browneye and then look at you like you the devil for a half-second wipe
animals will spend half an hour happily chewing a crusty off they browneye and then look at you like you the devil for a half-second wipe
hey, it's really great to see you making the best of being shunned
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
hey, it's really great to see you making the best of being shunned
it's recommended, in fact
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
it's recommended, in fact
oh no, did you get "deveined"?
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
oh no, did you get "deveined"?
maybe they had a muscle spasm & hit "post" 1000 times
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
maybe they had a muscle spasm & hit "post" 1000 times
be my guest, take some extra bones & make the li'l bastards extra sturdy
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
be my guest, take some extra bones & make the li'l bastards extra sturdy
like johns hopkins then. i wonder how many of them there were
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
like johns hopkins then. i wonder how many of them there were
i'm in a episode of murder she wrote, luckily i'm an extra so i won't die & i get to live in an idealized version of a new england coastal town
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i'm in a episode of murder she wrote, luckily i'm an extra so i won't die & i get to live in an idealized version of a new england coastal town
okay but what about replacing the whole cast with different age-appropriate john waynes
the xenomorphs can be ww2 john wayne but instead of a army helmet he wears a xenomorph-shaped football helmet & spit tobacco juice
the xenomorphs can be ww2 john wayne but instead of a army helmet he wears a xenomorph-shaped football helmet & spit tobacco juice
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
okay but what about replacing the whole cast with different age-appropriate john waynes
the xenomorphs can be ww2 john wayne but instead of a army helmet he wears a xenomorph-shaped football helmet & spit tobacco juice
the xenomorphs can be ww2 john wayne but instead of a army helmet he wears a xenomorph-shaped football helmet & spit tobacco juice
