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Claudia
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 15d
How it feels when you come home after work and get into your pjs
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 6h
He’s not here right now but I will next time I see him
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 23h
I've been sleeping with my feet outside of the blankets every night in hopes I would be finally dragged into hell.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 2d
filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3d
*throws caution to the wind*

*gets covered in caution*
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 8h
That feeling when you finally turn on the heating.
a man in a red shirt is walking down stairs with the words i 've done it now
Alt: Louis Spence running down a fire escape saying 'They can't stop me. It's too bleedin late. I've done it now.'
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · Jun 11
Would be endlessly helpful if everyone got their name tattooed on their face
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 7h
Woke up to a foxy visitor in my garden
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 3d
When you tell your kids something that they already know but didn’t
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 4d
It’s how you make your peace inside yourself knowing this
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 6d
I would have left Kevin Home Alone too.
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 5d
Send this to your coworker for them to wonder if it’s them or someone else
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 5d
It’s choose your adventure day. Turn to page 6. You’ve fallen off a cliff. Turn to page 11. Every stranger tells you their life story. Turn to page 19. You win the lottery then you die the next day. Turn to page 71. It’s Monday everyday forever
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 5d
If nothing else a Facebook account is a great way of reminding yourself why you don't make the effort to meet up with family and old friends anymore.
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Mikey C @amazingmikeyc.bsky.social · 5d
During the night one of our cats has got into this pack of cheese topped bread rolls and eaten the cheese off the top
Cheeseless bread rolls
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SCAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 5d
All names for impromptu sex around the house.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 5d
Week in wildlife: a bumpy snailfish, a slow loris and a whistle pig
Week in wildlife: a bumpy snailfish, a slow loris and a whistle pig
The best of this week’s wildlife photographs from around the world
www.theguardian.com
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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 5d
Still thinking about #CelebrityTraitors
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 5d
Friday.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 5d
Number of cats I own: 0

Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 6d
Okay I was wrong there are Two problems with Mastodon
Count Otter Poppula 1 Sr... @peezky... • 26m The problem with Mastodon is that it makes you feel stupid for not knowing how it works. That was the real hurdle Facebook and everything that came after cleared, you could just join, it didn't take any debugging or jargon. It just, worked. For a while. 6 Trevor Goodchild @trevorgoodchild.bsky.social Follow Yeah you gotta at least try. Put a tiny amount of effort into your experience. I you cant be bothered to think for yourself just a tiny bit then I guess just stay on this fascist friendly site with the CEO who hates you.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 5d
I guess we know where he got off.
Pervert caught performing sex act on himself at train station
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 5d
Getting wood was pretty easy
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 5d
if your whole day has already been a mess, have you considered a shower beer?
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Stephen Reid @stephenreid1874.bsky.social · 5d
Adagio for chasing strings
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 5d
I appear to be all caught up on why her boobs are trending so that was an interesting 5 minutes