Oonagh
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Oonagh
@okeating.bsky.social
· Feb 16
Breaking: Donald Trump signs an executive order banning Hershey bars for using pronouns.
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Nice tweet you’ve got there, be a shame if someone screengrabbed it and appended a 6/10 sarcastic rejoinder before forwarding it on WhatsApp
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nice tweet you’ve got there, be a shame if someone screengrabbed it and appended a 6/10 sarcastic rejoinder before forwarding it on WhatsApp
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Immigrants have helped, improved and enriched this country more than the likes of Farage and Yaxley-Lennon could do in a thousand lifetimes, so it would be quite nice if the government didn’t pander to feeble dickheads like them with rhetoric like this.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Immigrants have helped, improved and enriched this country more than the likes of Farage and Yaxley-Lennon could do in a thousand lifetimes, so it would be quite nice if the government didn’t pander to feeble dickheads like them with rhetoric like this.
I went to a seance yesterday. The medium said
"Knock once for yes, twice for no and nine times for the end of Eastenders."
"Knock once for yes, twice for no and nine times for the end of Eastenders."
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I went to a seance yesterday. The medium said
"Knock once for yes, twice for no and nine times for the end of Eastenders."
"Knock once for yes, twice for no and nine times for the end of Eastenders."
I think this is what's known as Scouse Gothic.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think this is what's known as Scouse Gothic.
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people have been saying “europe will be unrecognisable in twenty years!” for over fifty years and by people i mean cunts
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
people have been saying “europe will be unrecognisable in twenty years!” for over fifty years and by people i mean cunts
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
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The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.
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the thing all the discourse around Eurovision and Israel seems to miss is that: Russia got kicked out!! there is not only precedent, there is immediate and *still active* precedent. it’s the hypocrisy as much as anything
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
the thing all the discourse around Eurovision and Israel seems to miss is that: Russia got kicked out!! there is not only precedent, there is immediate and *still active* precedent. it’s the hypocrisy as much as anything
I once claimed that journalists can't ask me about being a massive racist because the BBC aired It Ain't Half Hot, Mum in the 70s.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I once claimed that journalists can't ask me about being a massive racist because the BBC aired It Ain't Half Hot, Mum in the 70s.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty."
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty."
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We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
If 'virgin' means completely pure, how can there be extra-virgin olive oil?
"We meant questions about the job."
"We meant questions about the job."
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
If 'virgin' means completely pure, how can there be extra-virgin olive oil?
"We meant questions about the job."
"We meant questions about the job."
There can be no justice for the 97 now. #HillsboroughReport
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There can be no justice for the 97 now. #HillsboroughReport
'Viking is what they did, not who they were' is the new 'Frankenstein is the name of the doctor'.
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
'Viking is what they did, not who they were' is the new 'Frankenstein is the name of the doctor'.
This is a sick move, and it's just one more step in trying to drive trans people underground. The cruelty is the point.
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is a sick move, and it's just one more step in trying to drive trans people underground. The cruelty is the point.
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Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
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Time for the seasonal debate:
Is “It’s a Wonderful Life” an action movie?
Is “It’s a Wonderful Life” an action movie?
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Time for the seasonal debate:
Is “It’s a Wonderful Life” an action movie?
Is “It’s a Wonderful Life” an action movie?
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It's always the people whose genitals don't have to go in the blender telling people to vote for the blender party because they have some decent policies on other things.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It's always the people whose genitals don't have to go in the blender telling people to vote for the blender party because they have some decent policies on other things.
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Join in, download, get colouring!
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Join in, download, get colouring!
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While everyone's arguing about it again, why not buy a print of my Bruce Willis picture.
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
While everyone's arguing about it again, why not buy a print of my Bruce Willis picture.
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Friend who shops in Primark said, "it’s like a jumble sale sometimes." I asked if it made her wonder how she keeps from going under.
Nothing.
Nothing.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Friend who shops in Primark said, "it’s like a jumble sale sometimes." I asked if it made her wonder how she keeps from going under.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Apart from some dings, dongs and merry Christmases, I have absolutely no idea what they're saying in Carol o' the Bells. #ChristmasConfession
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Apart from some dings, dongs and merry Christmases, I have absolutely no idea what they're saying in Carol o' the Bells. #ChristmasConfession
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Suppose we'd better all donate more period products to the foodbank now that a charity that donated them to those who couldn't afford it has closed - an event *checks notes* celebrated by the lobby groups that every aspect of the UK press wants you to know is better at feminism than the rest of us
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Suppose we'd better all donate more period products to the foodbank now that a charity that donated them to those who couldn't afford it has closed - an event *checks notes* celebrated by the lobby groups that every aspect of the UK press wants you to know is better at feminism than the rest of us