Alexander Fox
@alexanderfox1.bsky.social
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Scriptwriter and comedian. Follow for good fun stuff. “Excellent” - Jack Dee. “Hilarious” - British Vogue. #ScriptSky #ScriptSkyUK #BookSky
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I preferred it when he just fought daleks
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Not sure about Katie Melua’s latest single
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Can only hope they got 13th and 31st confused, otherwise this is early to a fucking mental degree.
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This should read 'J. K. Rowling naming a HANDSOME Greek character', but I rushed it and now it's gnawing away at me relentlessly.
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J. K. Rowling naming a Greek character
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Feels like I’m standing in one of Alan Partridge’s fever dreams.
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Oh good, I’ve finally gone mental.
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Me too, woollen jumper, me too.
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It’s almost certainly Student Finance England.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND, ROMESH, DO YOU??
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“The Internet’s going to be massive, I keep telling you.”
“Yeah, we’ll see.”
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I’ve been beaten again to the Nobel Prize by this woman. I guess it’s not what you know, it’s Tu Youyou know.
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I’ve been beaten again to the Nobel Prize by this woman. I guess it’s not what you know, it’s Tu Youyou know.
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If you find yourself in Green Park Station, you can avoid the long walk between Piccadilly and Victoria Lines by taking the escalator up to the ticket hall and back down the other side x
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It's quite preposterous that, despite living in a world of global warming, fascism and war, I've had a nightmare once a week for ten years where Miss McLaren discovers that I still haven't read 'Pride and Prejudice’ even though I said I'd get it done by Monday morning break.
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Number plate with the voice of an angry Ray Winstone.
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Wow, ok. I was a huge fan before, but this is too much.
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Choosing this name for your Lebanese All Day Grill is absolute genius.
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…but Shrerlock Hrolmes closer.
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Me and me Mum and the Eunuch Maker
We’re off to Waterloo
Me and me Mum and the Eunuch Maker
With the Vet and the Prostitute
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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and the Eunuch Maker’s Lover.
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I’m buzzing for this gritty remake of The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse.
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Why is Tony Blair in Frasier Crane’s apartment?
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Choosing this name for your Lebanese All Day Grill is absolute genius.
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LORD FLASHARTETA sorry just thought of this while having a wee.