AbeFroman
@axter7.bsky.social
random thoughts and musings of a boy recovering from himself
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AbeFroman
@axter7.bsky.social
· Feb 15
terrifying if literal: head in the clouds
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disturbing if literal: toothpaste
July 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
disturbing if literal: toothpaste
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Sorry I can't make it, I'm listening to Black Sabbath today
July 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sorry I can't make it, I'm listening to Black Sabbath today
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Joggers? Oh no, dear. These are sitters.
March 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Joggers? Oh no, dear. These are sitters.
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My butthole is thriving. Thank you for asking.
July 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My butthole is thriving. Thank you for asking.
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flushing the toilet and letting God sort it out
July 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
flushing the toilet and letting God sort it out
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siri and alexa? sorry, i don't know them.
July 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
siri and alexa? sorry, i don't know them.
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My 3 favorite strokes
- luck
- genius
- penis
- luck
- genius
- penis
July 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My 3 favorite strokes
- luck
- genius
- penis
- luck
- genius
- penis
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Finally fulfilling my oscillating fan’s dream by taking him to a tennis match.
July 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Finally fulfilling my oscillating fan’s dream by taking him to a tennis match.
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The price of authenticity is sometimes being disliked.
July 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The price of authenticity is sometimes being disliked.
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Everything you want you already have.
July 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Everything you want you already have.
I’ll be rooting for the sharks this week
July 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’ll be rooting for the sharks this week
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Triglycerides would make a beautiful name for a girl.
June 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Triglycerides would make a beautiful name for a girl.
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One thing a lot of people don’t know about Bono? Foreskin the size of a duffle bag.
June 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
One thing a lot of people don’t know about Bono? Foreskin the size of a duffle bag.
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You should never betray your heart or your friends
June 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You should never betray your heart or your friends
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I went to a tire store and asked for a rim job.
They threw me out.
They threw me out.
June 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I went to a tire store and asked for a rim job.
They threw me out.
They threw me out.
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Establish dominance by farting freely.
June 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Establish dominance by farting freely.
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Choking on your skeet it's so good
June 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Choking on your skeet it's so good
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OnlyFans, but it’s just me aggressively tasering people who say “FriYay” without irony.
June 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
OnlyFans, but it’s just me aggressively tasering people who say “FriYay” without irony.
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Another day, another what the fuck are you looking at
June 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Another day, another what the fuck are you looking at
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Existing is exhausting. I'm too tired for this shit.
June 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Existing is exhausting. I'm too tired for this shit.
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The pain relieving patches stay on during sex
May 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The pain relieving patches stay on during sex
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How the hell does Boboli have an entire display still? Who is buying their loved ones 90s trauma food?
May 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How the hell does Boboli have an entire display still? Who is buying their loved ones 90s trauma food?