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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 11d

I just say shit on here. I don't even know what it means

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 8d

Bill Burr playing Riyadh is kinda like when Jim Jeffries got a TV show based on the gun control bit and people easily found out what a piece of shit he was

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 32m

We keep sending the Jaguars to London so they'll hate football

a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 36m

So far the job at the ice cream factory involves no work

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 37m

I caught a fish THIS big!

*gestures towards self*

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 40m

Get him to a chiropractor before he's has skin failure!

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 47m

If we don't stomp out the Hitler praise they're going to find a way to rewrite history. They'll be teaching your grandchildren Hitler just wanted to make Germany great again

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 58m

Now who was having manic paranoia when they locked their account?

(Still me.)

Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 2h

Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now

chris @knightscrest.bsky.social · 2h

what even happened on the other site this time

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

No darker secret than the implications of being a republican

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 7h

🎃 October 15 🎃
Urban cowboy

Large tortoise wearing jorts and a tiny black cowboy hat

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this hamburger fat into a bowl so it doesn't clog the drain

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 4h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

Apolitical food youtubers are now feeling the need to say it's bad to starve children

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4h

Life is too short to hate follow

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@[email protected] on Mastodon @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 4h

Oh yeah Creed would never be associated with right wing extremism.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 5h

I’m being awarded the Presidential Medal of Being a Silly Goober

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

The media landscape now allows sitting politicians to appear on garage TV shows

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h

Hi there to you too, pretty lady

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

Post a pic from 10 years ago if you feel so inclined. This me.

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

Not well enough to remember how not to inhale melted plastic.

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

I remember another democratic rising star with a funny name and big ideas. He actually sucked

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

I heard Schwarzenegger tricked him into stop or my mom will shoot so that's pretty fucking funny if true

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

Bill Cosby is not in prison. Kevin Spacey is still getting work. Celebrities still regularly wriggle out of consequences. Some even pivot to complaining about almost getting in real trouble

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

Need to discuss the family curse with my brother