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Sending a message back in time that just says " gummi bears get you high,,, everything is terrible."
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
"They're saying you sucked off Bill Clinton."
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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is that not why the ex presidents all attend the inauguration. i always thought they were there to suck the new guy off
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Fetterman becoming a Trotskyist after this fall.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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You heard right: Me and three of my friends are going to force femme the Pope.
them.us Them @them.us · 10h
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'd tell everyone if I sucked off Bill Clinton. "Yo Billy Clints will take a blowjob from random guys. Real freak. I'll show you the pictures."
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Bill Clinton redeem yourself. Take one for the team. Come out and publicly state that donald sucked your dick
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Forced sterilization never died!
“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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My stance on recent news:
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My day off stands out
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The work cafeteria Philly has no power over me
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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when youre garfield you can do anything
you can grab em by the pussy
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

IF YOUR DAY HAS BEEN BAD, NO IT HASN'T

YOUR DAY BEGINS NOW
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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turns out that neckussy *do* be gripping
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A snake bit Bill Clinton's dick and Trump was sucking out the poison. That island was wild
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Lorne Michaels calling Darrell Hammond out of retirement for one last job
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My ex gf shows up as me in the photo app. We did have that Simpsons couple thing going on
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM