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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝
@tanner68.bsky.social
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tanner68.bsky.social
That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · Feb 2
If I comment on one of your skeets with "vf", don't be confused. It stands for "very funny" and I know it's catching on because people are talking about it, they're talking about it everywhere and nobody thought of it until I did. I'm quite an innovator especially in the area of tech, you know. I kn
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
It's Halloween. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d
[2 months after wedding]

Me: When I said I do, that was off the record
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tanner68.bsky.social
That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 1d
In my mind, Moist and Bush are the same band.
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mandrn.bsky.social
M 🎃 @mandrn.bsky.social · 2d
You're laughing? Pizzas are getting smaller by the day, and you're laughing?
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granitedhuine.bsky.social
Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d
The recovery from my vasectomy is going well.
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i.n33d.coffee
mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · Feb 1
A tiny set of arms on your tongue to help rope in the spaghetti.
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ufomitzidino.bsky.social
The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 5d
Eating oranges...just to peel something
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d
Every now and then you can still spot one of these beautiful creatures roaming free in the wild, and not brutally enslaved by humans, being exploited for its scales.
An upright piano sits in an open field.
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d
when they’re all bangers it’s boomscrolling
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frovo.bsky.social
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d
[pulled over]

DOG COP: you ran a gray light

DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection

DOG COP: no it was gray
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d
Leonard was worried, and was considering dumping a large chunk of his stock portfolio amid rumors of an impending bear market. The irony of this was not lost on him.
A bear sits in a pool, elbow on the edge, one paw against its mouth, looking contemplative.
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tanner68.bsky.social
That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 2d
This Canadian loves every single person who showed up for no Kings 2.0! You all really are the best people!
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2d
spaghetti squash just straight flexing on other vegetables like, don’t fuck with me, i can be noodles
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tanner68.bsky.social
That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 5d
Having elderly parents ain't for the weak 😞
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haliphacks.bsky.social
Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · 5d
I'm in HR again because I keep saying "the trash heap has spoken" everytime the boss ends team meetings.
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notjpo.bsky.social
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 5d
Welcome new followers. Hope you like ugly crying
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apexamigo.bsky.social
𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 5d
me: *decapitates a man*

people: *horrified*

me: dont worry its a billionaire

people: *collective sigh of relief*
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tanner68.bsky.social
That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 5d
I'd rather die than phone IT.
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dgar.bsky.social
Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 6d
Check out what I made from just a few old coffee tables!
A photo of a wooden pallet sitting flat on a lawn, viewed from the end.
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antlervel.vet
Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 5d
Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store
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tanner68.bsky.social
That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 5d
Itchy eyeball 🤪
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 7d
Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.
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bencollins.bsky.social
Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 8d
If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
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potshopboy.bsky.social
Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 8d
I found a dino-shaped nuggie in my bag of regular chicken nuggies, and I feel like life isn't going to get any better than this.
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tanner68.bsky.social
That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 7d
vf
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