Sassyteach24
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
1.7K followers 640 following 1.8K posts
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her. Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
The chaotic energy of starting a new social media account but also knowing you’re going to have a tough time giving up old Twitter format tweets.

That.
Reposted by Sassyteach24
And your name?

Me: Earl

Starbucks cup: irl
Reposted by Sassyteach24
I'll be in the deep end
Reposted by Sassyteach24
I never believe in telekinesis until I’m worried a cup is going to tip and point at it and tell it to stay. Then I believe every single time.
It’s like you can see my storage unit 😂
Reposted by Sassyteach24
If you love something, set it free.

If it doesn’t come back, don’t worry about it, because you probably would have lost it anyway, and eventually forgotten about it, until you came across it again and thought ‘what the hell is this,’ and thrown it in the garbage.
Reposted by Sassyteach24
I don’t want to get too political but I’m starting to think the President is a cad.
Reposted by Sassyteach24
the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once
Reposted by Sassyteach24
I've only one heart, but I don't mind sharing pieces of it.
Reposted by Sassyteach24
The Sound of Music is on TCM. October is off to a terrifying start.
Reposted by Sassyteach24
A safe space to lay down your armor
Reposted by Sassyteach24
What a spectacular disaster may I get your recipe?
We wouldn’t be here if they had kept running episodes of The Flintstones at lunch time.
Reposted by Sassyteach24
We wouldn’t be here if you had just kept writing in cursive
Reposted by Sassyteach24
I’m not DTF but I’m totally DFT:

Down
For
Tacos
My coworker made me a loaf of bread and I almost cried at how sweet and wholesome he is!
Reposted by Sassyteach24
Welcome to your 50s. You don’t cry over spilled milk. You argue with it, rethink your life choices, and then take a nap.
Reposted by Sassyteach24
(1-800-Flowers grabbing crotch like Sipowicz) Get your joyful fall birthday gifts right here
Reposted by Sassyteach24