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i don't blame you (yes i do) alt pfp/bgp: starfish/spooky trees pickles: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaabfut25mghe cukes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaaov5bpxf23q
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quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
finally logged off the doomscroll long enough to catch some drama on the high seas today, and oh my gosh you guys, nature is AMAZING
Close up shot of a female, transient orca’s dorsal fin as she swims by our boat. Transient orca jumping out of the water. Seagulls fighting over scraps of blubber after a successful orca hunt.
quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
I hate that sometimes I wasn't really hungry and I did just need to drink some water
quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
i wonder what i will want when i get what i want
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
if it doesn’t rain when you’re sad
that means mother nature doesn’t like you
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runoldman.bsky.social
Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."
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spleenly.bsky.social
No workout prepares you for entertaining.
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daddyjew.bsky.social
you crazy fucks help keep me sane, which is such an insane thing to say
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azedand2knots.bsky.social
We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.
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mfdumass.bsky.social
Even if you annoy me I mostly still read your posts
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tyranny.sparklenoise.com
YALL
ohrobin.bsky.social
An Elliott Smith-ified version of OutKast’s Hey Ya.

(Liz Uninvited is great, and you should go follow her.)
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frigginfrench.bsky.social
I could really go for being turned to stone by Medusa
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gypsican.bsky.social
You heard it here first folks, we’re not gonna get to retire. Be lazy now.
quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
can’t smoke, can’t drink, and now i’m hearing it’s dangerous to eat 3kg of candy in 3 days?? sure, OK FUN POLICE 😤
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porcelainsiren.bsky.social
you won't find me on mastodon, but you're welcome to find me on venmo
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
eat half a carton of yogurt for breakfast. you will certainly not regret eating half a carton of yogurt for breakfast
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marie.likes.earth
just heard there's a way out other than through
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lindsaynicolle.bsky.social
Coming to you live from outside the art museum where a girl is yelling at her younger sibling “IT’S CALLED ‘BRAIN ROT’ FOR A REASON!!”
quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
it was fine when it was all theoretical* but i haven’t been a fan of the consequences**

*aging
**body crumbing and turning to dust
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joeuchill.bsky.social
37 years is too many years to be Kid Rock. At this point he’s at least Assistant Regional Manager Rock.