I’ve been intentionally letting the squirrels come to my front porch and nibble on my pumpkins and carry them to the backyard in hopes that they scatter seeds and next year I’ll have to be like, wow, oops, I don’t know how we got a pumpkin patch but that’s cool
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’ve been intentionally letting the squirrels come to my front porch and nibble on my pumpkins and carry them to the backyard in hopes that they scatter seeds and next year I’ll have to be like, wow, oops, I don’t know how we got a pumpkin patch but that’s cool
I used to think there was nothing better than downing some beers at a show, but let me tell you, staying sober is actually the goated experience. I'm clear-eyed and hydrated. I'm not missing sets so I can hop back into the bar line. I have more money for merch. I remember every song. It's great!
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I used to think there was nothing better than downing some beers at a show, but let me tell you, staying sober is actually the goated experience. I'm clear-eyed and hydrated. I'm not missing sets so I can hop back into the bar line. I have more money for merch. I remember every song. It's great!
I LOVE MY STUPID AUSTRALIAN DOG. EVEN WHEN SHE COMES AND SITS BY ME WHILE I HAVE THE SPACE HEATER ON IN WINTER AND LAYS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE STREAM OF AIR SO SHE IS FULLY BLASTED BY THE HEAT AND I AM FREEZING.
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I LOVE MY STUPID AUSTRALIAN DOG. EVEN WHEN SHE COMES AND SITS BY ME WHILE I HAVE THE SPACE HEATER ON IN WINTER AND LAYS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE STREAM OF AIR SO SHE IS FULLY BLASTED BY THE HEAT AND I AM FREEZING.
The cool thing about the Midwest (though I suspect it’s this way everywhere) is that, if you don’t have a pre-set friend group from your high school and college years, you will probably have no real life friends
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
After brainstorming this, I considered starting a book club but then I dreamed a little bigger, and I might just start a cult
The cool thing about the Midwest (though I suspect it’s this way everywhere) is that, if you don’t have a pre-set friend group from your high school and college years, you will probably have no real life friends
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The cool thing about the Midwest (though I suspect it’s this way everywhere) is that, if you don’t have a pre-set friend group from your high school and college years, you will probably have no real life friends
My husband told me he would get me a Shirley temple but then he had to save my spot while I got interviewed by stlpr so I had to get my own Shirley temple :(
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My husband told me he would get me a Shirley temple but then he had to save my spot while I got interviewed by stlpr so I had to get my own Shirley temple :(
“The Gambler” is a wild song. What do you mean a random guy just sits by you on a train, asks for a cig and some whiskey, and then just straight up dies?
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“The Gambler” is a wild song. What do you mean a random guy just sits by you on a train, asks for a cig and some whiskey, and then just straight up dies?