Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
@lindsaynicolle.bsky.social
Your least favorite account’s favorite account. She/her.
One like and I’m going to cry to Stop Making Sense
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
One like and I’m going to cry to Stop Making Sense
The very nice thing about premenstrual depressive disorder is that I get two zits on the bottom of my chin and I know it’s time to prepare for the free dive into darkness
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The very nice thing about premenstrual depressive disorder is that I get two zits on the bottom of my chin and I know it’s time to prepare for the free dive into darkness
Pronouncing “pirates” like “Pilates” from now on
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Pronouncing “pirates” like “Pilates” from now on
Personally I love staring at the Pantone color of the year
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Personally I love staring at the Pantone color of the year
Playing this fun game called “looking for my son’s library book” where he asks to look for it together and I continue the search while he jumps off our landing repeatedly
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Playing this fun game called “looking for my son’s library book” where he asks to look for it together and I continue the search while he jumps off our landing repeatedly
Okay, yeah, it’s a good haircut
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Okay, yeah, it’s a good haircut
Speed hump? No thank you. Why would I rush a beautiful queen?
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Speed hump? No thank you. Why would I rush a beautiful queen?
My friend sent me her bluesky notifications summary and it’s killing me
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My friend sent me her bluesky notifications summary and it’s killing me
The issue with getting a shag haircut in your 30s is that it’s a fine line between Patti Smith bumming at the Chelsea Hotel and Connie R. very upset over the management’s handling over her $2 coupon
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The issue with getting a shag haircut in your 30s is that it’s a fine line between Patti Smith bumming at the Chelsea Hotel and Connie R. very upset over the management’s handling over her $2 coupon
Heard it was national cookie day (when I went up to order this cookie)
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Heard it was national cookie day (when I went up to order this cookie)
My favorite thing is when bots slide into my DMs with a very thoughtful “hey linda”
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My favorite thing is when bots slide into my DMs with a very thoughtful “hey linda”
KEEP HONKING. I’M LISTENING TO THE 1984 LIVE RECORDING OF “THIS MUST BE THE PLACE” BY THE TALKING HEADS AND CRYING WITH CHILDLIKE WONDER.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
KEEP HONKING. I’M LISTENING TO THE 1984 LIVE RECORDING OF “THIS MUST BE THE PLACE” BY THE TALKING HEADS AND CRYING WITH CHILDLIKE WONDER.
I’ve heard hairstylists are getting exhausted from their clients bringing them pictures of AI haircuts which is why I will be using a 1971 picture of Patti Smith for mine
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’ve heard hairstylists are getting exhausted from their clients bringing them pictures of AI haircuts which is why I will be using a 1971 picture of Patti Smith for mine
Tbh I still have a 2020 scarcity mindset when it comes to baking supplies, toilet paper, bucatini, and tattoo appointments
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Tbh I still have a 2020 scarcity mindset when it comes to baking supplies, toilet paper, bucatini, and tattoo appointments
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PSA: if you’re paying for Spotify you should stop and switch to Qobuz!
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
PSA: if you’re paying for Spotify you should stop and switch to Qobuz!
I think it’s so cute when basketball players practice their free throws before it’s time to actually shoot 🥹
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think it’s so cute when basketball players practice their free throws before it’s time to actually shoot 🥹
My kids have informed me that today was the sixty-seventh day of school so all the teachers wore pajamas to show that they’re “tired of 6 7”
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My kids have informed me that today was the sixty-seventh day of school so all the teachers wore pajamas to show that they’re “tired of 6 7”
Madewell moving all their $130 items up to $160 and their $100 items up to $130 and their $80 up to $110 and I just don’t know what to do anymore
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Madewell moving all their $130 items up to $160 and their $100 items up to $130 and their $80 up to $110 and I just don’t know what to do anymore
My NPR Sustaining Member Mug is Intensely Disappointing and Other Adult Struggles
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My NPR Sustaining Member Mug is Intensely Disappointing and Other Adult Struggles
I think it’s very interesting how much the press has shifted to “blood in the water” mode with Trump this past month. NYT is just spending every day being like, “look at this (literal) sicko” and it’s fascinating
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I think it’s very interesting how much the press has shifted to “blood in the water” mode with Trump this past month. NYT is just spending every day being like, “look at this (literal) sicko” and it’s fascinating
My roomba got so frustrated by our sunken living room that it threw itself down the stair, and unfortunately, I find that incredibly relatable
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My roomba got so frustrated by our sunken living room that it threw itself down the stair, and unfortunately, I find that incredibly relatable
Happy “my moral superiority won’t let me have a Spotify wrapped, sorry” day to all who celebrate
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy “my moral superiority won’t let me have a Spotify wrapped, sorry” day to all who celebrate
Insomnia is always fun because you come out of it like, fell asleep without a sleeping aid for two nights in a row! I’ve done what many 6-months-old can do!
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Insomnia is always fun because you come out of it like, fell asleep without a sleeping aid for two nights in a row! I’ve done what many 6-months-old can do!
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Everyone is always like, "well, JD Vance isn't *stupid*." And I've never seen any evidence of that
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Everyone is always like, "well, JD Vance isn't *stupid*." And I've never seen any evidence of that