Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
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Starting a thread of drinking Shirley temples in different places:
At the pageant watching Greet Death open for foxing
At the pageant watching Greet Death open for foxing
Will it wash your hair clean? When your husbands all die?
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Will it wash your hair clean? When your husbands all die?
I have one dog who hates celery and another who loves it, but I have two dogs who love whatever the other dog is eating which means I have one dog happily eating celery the other dog rejected while that bozo looks at me like, “where’s my stalk”
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I have one dog who hates celery and another who loves it, but I have two dogs who love whatever the other dog is eating which means I have one dog happily eating celery the other dog rejected while that bozo looks at me like, “where’s my stalk”
Hey I need you guys to see the broth for my chicken noodle soup
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hey I need you guys to see the broth for my chicken noodle soup
God, I thought this was going to be a cobra or something. It should have been a cobra.
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
God, I thought this was going to be a cobra or something. It should have been a cobra.
I’ve been working on a playlist with songs from some of my favorite albums of the year. It’s not much but it’s honest work
open.qobuz.com/playlist/485...
open.qobuz.com/playlist/485...
Open Qobuz
open.qobuz.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’ve been working on a playlist with songs from some of my favorite albums of the year. It’s not much but it’s honest work
open.qobuz.com/playlist/485...
open.qobuz.com/playlist/485...
God, it rocks how easy it is to throw together a stock and have the best substance known to man
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
God, it rocks how easy it is to throw together a stock and have the best substance known to man
My family has started to do a white elephant gift exchange at our big christmas eve, but they just don't understand it. it's just twenty different people stealing a texas roadhouse gift card for a quiktrip gift card.
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My family has started to do a white elephant gift exchange at our big christmas eve, but they just don't understand it. it's just twenty different people stealing a texas roadhouse gift card for a quiktrip gift card.
I've been re-listening to the albums that got the most plays from me throughout the year, and wow, I really forgot how stellar this horsegirl record is.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I've been re-listening to the albums that got the most plays from me throughout the year, and wow, I really forgot how stellar this horsegirl record is.
I could have sworn Jimmy Fallon was on this site at one point. Does anyone know what happened to him?
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I could have sworn Jimmy Fallon was on this site at one point. Does anyone know what happened to him?
Reposted by Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
his name is Jimmy Fallon bc we all want a piano to Fall on him
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
his name is Jimmy Fallon bc we all want a piano to Fall on him
Okay, so as a mom of three, I get this. For me, I guess what helped the most was generally the baby. Like, is the baby crying? Then maybe try feeding the baby or cuddling the baby or walking with the baby until the baby stops crying.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Okay, so as a mom of three, I get this. For me, I guess what helped the most was generally the baby. Like, is the baby crying? Then maybe try feeding the baby or cuddling the baby or walking with the baby until the baby stops crying.
Gotta go puke now
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Gotta go puke now
Every Ticketmaster queue feels like you’re riding into war, and I hate that
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every Ticketmaster queue feels like you’re riding into war, and I hate that
If God actually wanted women to be subservient, they wouldn’t have made all the trad couples unlikeable and fairly unsuccessful.
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If God actually wanted women to be subservient, they wouldn’t have made all the trad couples unlikeable and fairly unsuccessful.
In 2026, my resolution will be to ditch all the standard regular greetings and instead ask new people “which celebrity do you think you could beat in a fight?”
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
In 2026, my resolution will be to ditch all the standard regular greetings and instead ask new people “which celebrity do you think you could beat in a fight?”
I’ve been intentionally letting the squirrels come to my front porch and nibble on my pumpkins and carry them to the backyard in hopes that they scatter seeds and next year I’ll have to be like, wow, oops, I don’t know how we got a pumpkin patch but that’s cool
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’ve been intentionally letting the squirrels come to my front porch and nibble on my pumpkins and carry them to the backyard in hopes that they scatter seeds and next year I’ll have to be like, wow, oops, I don’t know how we got a pumpkin patch but that’s cool
I used to think there was nothing better than downing some beers at a show, but let me tell you, staying sober is actually the goated experience. I'm clear-eyed and hydrated. I'm not missing sets so I can hop back into the bar line. I have more money for merch. I remember every song. It's great!
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I used to think there was nothing better than downing some beers at a show, but let me tell you, staying sober is actually the goated experience. I'm clear-eyed and hydrated. I'm not missing sets so I can hop back into the bar line. I have more money for merch. I remember every song. It's great!
I LOVE MY STUPID AUSTRALIAN DOG. EVEN WHEN SHE COMES AND SITS BY ME WHILE I HAVE THE SPACE HEATER ON IN WINTER AND LAYS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE STREAM OF AIR SO SHE IS FULLY BLASTED BY THE HEAT AND I AM FREEZING.
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I LOVE MY STUPID AUSTRALIAN DOG. EVEN WHEN SHE COMES AND SITS BY ME WHILE I HAVE THE SPACE HEATER ON IN WINTER AND LAYS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE STREAM OF AIR SO SHE IS FULLY BLASTED BY THE HEAT AND I AM FREEZING.
ST LOUIS IS GETTING TWO DAVID BYRNE DATES
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
ST LOUIS IS GETTING TWO DAVID BYRNE DATES
I comforted a woman stressing out by the Costco cake submission bin because boy do I get it
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I comforted a woman stressing out by the Costco cake submission bin because boy do I get it
Reposted by Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced
You're telling me a choir of children practiced all year long to sing a song that is just "ding-dong ding-dong"?
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You're telling me a choir of children practiced all year long to sing a song that is just "ding-dong ding-dong"?
It’s once again time to shame the anti-whimsy “simply having a wonderful Christmastime” haters
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s once again time to shame the anti-whimsy “simply having a wonderful Christmastime” haters
Oh no I went to write something on parenthood and it just turned into a Rick Riordan love letter
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh no I went to write something on parenthood and it just turned into a Rick Riordan love letter
2025 is such a strange time. Why did I just say the sentence, “oh I should have brought my mom that weed today”?
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
2025 is such a strange time. Why did I just say the sentence, “oh I should have brought my mom that weed today”?
Maybe this is mean, but I cannot wait until the day when my kids can feel cringe over their behavior
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Maybe this is mean, but I cannot wait until the day when my kids can feel cringe over their behavior