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Tom Easton

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Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s. Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info

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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 4h

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

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The Times & Sunday Times @thetimes.com · 21h

Kaleb Cooper, the breakout star of Clarkson’s Farm, has called for farming to be taught in schools so that children understand where their food comes from ⬇️

Teach farming in schools, says Kaleb Cooper — it saved me

The star of the TV series Clarkson’s Farm tells the Cheltenham Literature Festival that ‘everyone should know how to grow potatoes and other vegetables’

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 6h

Groot: I am Groot
Hodor: Hodor
Groot: I am Groot
Hodor: Hodor
Groot: I am Groot!
Hodor: Hodor!
Groot: I am…Groot?
Hodor: …Hodor?

(they kiss)

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 6h

Waiting for Hodor

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1d

maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 23h

Autumn

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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 1d

Dead nonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Today’s harvest

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Hop not Hate

Three protesters in Portland Oregon in inflatable frog suits. One holds a placard reading FROGS TOGETHER STRONG

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 2d

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Done

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Jude Law? Or too skinny?

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Fair enough!

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Ewan Macgregor?

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Not bad. I think I might have plumped for someone with a little humour. Like Hugh Grant. Or James McAvoy. Though McAvoy might have been too young.

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Yes. But who in 2003?

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Master and Commander (2003) is nearly a perfect film for me apart from the casting of Russell Crowe.

Not sure who should have played Aubrey but absolutely not him.

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

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Simon Threadgold🎃 @dimwittedly.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK OFF, PETER ANDRE!
#TOTP

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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 3d

I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say