Tom Easton
@tomeaston.bsky.social
Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s.
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
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the rest of the Ozymandias statue is in the British Museum
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
the rest of the Ozymandias statue is in the British Museum
"No," Jesus said to the multitude. "Get your own fish and bread."
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"No," Jesus said to the multitude. "Get your own fish and bread."
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Stop it with all this made up nonsense not-a-real-thing ‘Black Friday’ crap, please…just let me enjoy my Dolmio Day in peace.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Stop it with all this made up nonsense not-a-real-thing ‘Black Friday’ crap, please…just let me enjoy my Dolmio Day in peace.
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"you know who else had a Black Friday?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"you know who else had a Black Friday?"
the rest of the Ozymandias statue is in the British Museum
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
the rest of the Ozymandias statue is in the British Museum
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Happy holiday or not or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Happy holiday or not or whatever
you're telling me this wishing-chair is magic?
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
you're telling me this wishing-chair is magic?
wise one: there are two AI agents inside you. One is fighting to protect your data, the other is fighting to sell your data.
child: which will win?
wise one: lol, take a guess.
child: which will win?
wise one: lol, take a guess.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
wise one: there are two AI agents inside you. One is fighting to protect your data, the other is fighting to sell your data.
child: which will win?
wise one: lol, take a guess.
child: which will win?
wise one: lol, take a guess.
happy planksgiving, carpenters!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
happy planksgiving, carpenters!
just submitted a claim for 3 of my books included in the Anthropic settlement.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
just submitted a claim for 3 of my books included in the Anthropic settlement.
A Lannister always pays his debts, Charlie Brown.
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A Lannister always pays his debts, Charlie Brown.
Oh no!
Private jet passengers flying from UK face fourfold increase in tax on.ft.com/3Xnvtzk
Private jet passengers flying from UK face fourfold increase in tax
More than 500,000 trips will be subject to higher levies
on.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Oh no!
Robert Eggars' Very Hungry Caterpillar
Jordan Peele's Scarrytown
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Robert Eggars' Very Hungry Caterpillar
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Losing a loved one during the holidays is tough. My dad died during Shrimpfest
November 29, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Losing a loved one during the holidays is tough. My dad died during Shrimpfest
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Rachel Reeves’ day so far
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Rachel Reeves’ day so far
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‘Cheer up, dad. They’re making Rush Hour 4’
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
‘Cheer up, dad. They’re making Rush Hour 4’
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I hope they let Bolsonaro keep up with his favorite hobby* while he’s in prison
*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I hope they let Bolsonaro keep up with his favorite hobby* while he’s in prison
*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
🎼we tripped the light
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
🎼we tripped the light
this photo makes it seems like the 4 were still at the Louvre when they were arrested. Big mistake if so.
Sono state arrestate altre quattro persone per il furto al Louvre
Sono state arrestate altre quattro persone per il furto al Louvre
ilpost.link
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
this photo makes it seems like the 4 were still at the Louvre when they were arrested. Big mistake if so.