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Tom Easton
@tomeaston.bsky.social
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Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s.
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
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What's your opening?
a human figure made from crocheted poppies on a bench in a suburban street (UK)
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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They hated John Elledge because he told them the truth
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Farage says small business owners who thought Brexit would cut regulation have been betrayed Tim Robinson dressed as a hot dog saying "we're all trying to find the guy who did this."
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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John Lennon at a grand piano playing imagine
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Lemmy waking up
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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the mayor from Jaws
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Three spidermen pointing at each other. Captioned in turn Scientist, monster and Frankenstein. I don’t really understand my own meme tbf.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Better luck next time boys
A police car with Sandwich Police written on the side
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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the doctor has prescribed Old Tom pills for his gout.
An old painting of a gouty man being attended by buxom servants with wine and rich food
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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from the end of the clip, a confused looking 2nd cat looking at the camera side eye Chloe meme
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny saying “a Bologna sandwich with onions and mustard would not explode”
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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"jobcentre's that way, pal."
Andy Windsor looking confused as King Charles points off to the right
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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a wall of gammon men with the turnip face superimposed over one
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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also:
there are now more people dying annually in the UK than being born
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Alan Patridge at an afternoon with Alan partridge saying I might as well say this now, Sue cook has pulled out
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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?
Alan Partridge at the desk in a radio studio
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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I was worried this might happen
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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80’s comedy duo Hale and Pace
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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bluesky be like
Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave, frowning and asking "Is that the joke?"
October 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Keep going
The White House being destroyed
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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At a dinner party watching this guy circling the table carrying his goats cheese tartiflette and occasionally taking bites between telling us about AI
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Fermentation underway
October 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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The White House hasn't been hit this bad since the British burned it down in 1814
The White House being partly demolished by a digger
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Paddington and his prison friends
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Seaman’s Day?
25th June is Seaman’s Day according to the International Maritime Organisation
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM