Tom Easton
@tomeaston.bsky.social
Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s.
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
just remembered when Musk said he didn't think chess was very challenging
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
just remembered when Musk said he didn't think chess was very challenging
I could definitely get more than 1,000 matches from a whole tree
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I could definitely get more than 1,000 matches from a whole tree
Bond should die in every film from now on. Like Kenny from South Park.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Bond should die in every film from now on. Like Kenny from South Park.
What's your opening?
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
What's your opening?
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Pop goes the weasel.
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Pop goes the weasel.
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95 days ‘til Christmas
96 days ‘til Christmas
97 days ‘til Christmas
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
95 days ‘til Christmas
The democrats are like when Charlie Brown goes to kick the football and it gets taken away at the last minute by democrats
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The democrats are like when Charlie Brown goes to kick the football and it gets taken away at the last minute by democrats
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*Joe Rogan during sex*
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
*Joe Rogan during sex*
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
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Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
Please, Mr Brightside was my father. Call me Cage.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Please, Mr Brightside was my father. Call me Cage.
performative skeeting
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
performative skeeting
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I have a spare ticket to this for tomorrow at 6 if you are my bsky friend and in London and would like to come with me?
I have a work-in-progress at Top Secret Comedy Club in 3 weeks.
Come :)
thetopsecretcomedyclub.co.uk/events-listi...
Come :)
thetopsecretcomedyclub.co.uk/events-listi...
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have a spare ticket to this for tomorrow at 6 if you are my bsky friend and in London and would like to come with me?
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You wouldn’t be the first person to go to bed with me on account of my skills with a George Foreman grill, let me tell you.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You wouldn’t be the first person to go to bed with me on account of my skills with a George Foreman grill, let me tell you.
Make Guy Goma the new BBC Director General you cowards
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Make Guy Goma the new BBC Director General you cowards
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November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Pluribus is SO GOOD
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Pluribus is SO GOOD
Curling me softly with hair tongs
Curling me softly
Curling me softly
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Curling me softly with hair tongs
Curling me softly
Curling me softly
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Pleased to report this awesome video of a cat playing a theremin is still up on YouTube. Watch right to the end for an additional treat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXn4...
cat plays theremin
YouTube video by harlemtwerk
www.youtube.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Pleased to report this awesome video of a cat playing a theremin is still up on YouTube. Watch right to the end for an additional treat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXn4...
Me: *blows into mic setting off ear-splitting feedback* is this thing on?
Everyone: yes, shut up
Everyone: yes, shut up
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me: *blows into mic setting off ear-splitting feedback* is this thing on?
Everyone: yes, shut up
Everyone: yes, shut up
Fuming that WhatsApp has no poppy emoji
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Fuming that WhatsApp has no poppy emoji