Joe Uchill
@joeuchill.bsky.social
Potential game show contestant.
Former Axios, The Hill, Passcode. Founder of the Codebook cybersecurity newsletter. Once got lost in a Starbucks.
Former Axios, The Hill, Passcode. Founder of the Codebook cybersecurity newsletter. Once got lost in a Starbucks.
I'm the most boring person on bluesky.
@joeuchill.bsky.social has swears! They've used 78 profanities in their last 5,523 posts.
🥇 "hell" (9 times)
🥈 "suck" (6 times)
🥉 "pornography" (6 times)
🥇 "hell" (9 times)
🥈 "suck" (6 times)
🥉 "pornography" (6 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I'm the most boring person on bluesky.
@profanity.accountant I guess I'm doing this now.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
@profanity.accountant I guess I'm doing this now.
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There is a couple in front of me in this train station arguing about whether it’s okay to show Thirteen Ghosts of Scooby Doo to their daughter, but the mom thinks the conversation is about 2001 Mathew Lillard horror movie Thirteen Ghosts.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There is a couple in front of me in this train station arguing about whether it’s okay to show Thirteen Ghosts of Scooby Doo to their daughter, but the mom thinks the conversation is about 2001 Mathew Lillard horror movie Thirteen Ghosts.
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Hey, you!
Thank someone on this platform who doesn't know what you meant to them.
Thank someone on this platform who doesn't know what you meant to them.
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hey, you!
Thank someone on this platform who doesn't know what you meant to them.
Thank someone on this platform who doesn't know what you meant to them.
Either that, or anyone can proclaim anything, and we should probably take advantage of that before someone takes it away.
Wednesday and Friday are now bonus weekends.
Wednesday and Friday are now bonus weekends.
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Either that, or anyone can proclaim anything, and we should probably take advantage of that before someone takes it away.
Wednesday and Friday are now bonus weekends.
Wednesday and Friday are now bonus weekends.
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On the Factor Fexcectorn and autism bicycle AI slop study: I got an answer from Springer Nature this morning that this scientific paper will be retracted! 🧪
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
Riding the Autism Bicycle to Retraction Town
Does anyone *really* know their Factor Fexcectorn?
nobreakthroughs.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
On the Factor Fexcectorn and autism bicycle AI slop study: I got an answer from Springer Nature this morning that this scientific paper will be retracted! 🧪
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
I assume awkword is going to block me, so the original post leading to this comment is an AI video with the caption "this is how it's done"
If you're genuinely afraid that your fantasy of how something should be done is too unsafe for the real world, it isn't how it should be done.
If you're genuinely afraid that your fantasy of how something should be done is too unsafe for the real world, it isn't how it should be done.
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I assume awkword is going to block me, so the original post leading to this comment is an AI video with the caption "this is how it's done"
If you're genuinely afraid that your fantasy of how something should be done is too unsafe for the real world, it isn't how it should be done.
If you're genuinely afraid that your fantasy of how something should be done is too unsafe for the real world, it isn't how it should be done.
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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After 37 years I finally did it
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
After 37 years I finally did it
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What your patronage means to an indie press:
If you have a Tenebrous shelf, you are our patron saint. Your emails will always be answered.
If you have the entire collection? I will answer the phone as your alibi and/or former employer. You were with me the whole time & you did an *amazing* job.
If you have a Tenebrous shelf, you are our patron saint. Your emails will always be answered.
If you have the entire collection? I will answer the phone as your alibi and/or former employer. You were with me the whole time & you did an *amazing* job.
One of our rad Cultists just emailed a pic of their updated centerpiece bookshelf & y’all: I am continually humbled that this thing that Alex & I started 5 years ago inspires such loyalty & passion.
Forget the holiday: every day of the year, we’re thankful for you🖤☠️
store.tenebrouspress.com
Forget the holiday: every day of the year, we’re thankful for you🖤☠️
store.tenebrouspress.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
What your patronage means to an indie press:
If you have a Tenebrous shelf, you are our patron saint. Your emails will always be answered.
If you have the entire collection? I will answer the phone as your alibi and/or former employer. You were with me the whole time & you did an *amazing* job.
If you have a Tenebrous shelf, you are our patron saint. Your emails will always be answered.
If you have the entire collection? I will answer the phone as your alibi and/or former employer. You were with me the whole time & you did an *amazing* job.
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Ad for Petrol Ofisi, Türkiye, ca. 1960
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ad for Petrol Ofisi, Türkiye, ca. 1960
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Brian Krebs identified the real-world identity of Rey, a key administrator of Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters, a hacking group blamed for dozens of high profile hacks.
The hacker, identified as a Jordanian teenager, agreed to be interviewed after Krebs tracked him down and contacted his father.
The hacker, identified as a Jordanian teenager, agreed to be interviewed after Krebs tracked him down and contacted his father.
Meet Rey, the Admin of ‘Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters’
A prolific cybercriminal group that calls itself "Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters" made headlines regularly this year by stealing data from and publicly mass extorting dozens of major corporations. But the ...
krebsonsecurity.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Brian Krebs identified the real-world identity of Rey, a key administrator of Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters, a hacking group blamed for dozens of high profile hacks.
The hacker, identified as a Jordanian teenager, agreed to be interviewed after Krebs tracked him down and contacted his father.
The hacker, identified as a Jordanian teenager, agreed to be interviewed after Krebs tracked him down and contacted his father.
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“Shane Trucking confirmed they are no longer working here with the Boring Company”
WSMV on the NASHVILLE worker walkout on Elon & @GovBillLee’s Teslas only tunnel project over nonpayment and safety concerns
(The tennessean has still not covered this 🤔 for some reason)
WSMV on the NASHVILLE worker walkout on Elon & @GovBillLee’s Teslas only tunnel project over nonpayment and safety concerns
(The tennessean has still not covered this 🤔 for some reason)
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Shane Trucking confirmed they are no longer working here with the Boring Company”
WSMV on the NASHVILLE worker walkout on Elon & @GovBillLee’s Teslas only tunnel project over nonpayment and safety concerns
(The tennessean has still not covered this 🤔 for some reason)
WSMV on the NASHVILLE worker walkout on Elon & @GovBillLee’s Teslas only tunnel project over nonpayment and safety concerns
(The tennessean has still not covered this 🤔 for some reason)
If you're angry at Lizza for sitting on whatever theory his fiancé had about Butler, PA, understand that most reporters have higher standards about publishing things than "my girlfriend has a theory."
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If you're angry at Lizza for sitting on whatever theory his fiancé had about Butler, PA, understand that most reporters have higher standards about publishing things than "my girlfriend has a theory."
Wake Up Dead Man is, far and away, the least Rian Johnson has ever given a cast to do during a movie.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Wake Up Dead Man is, far and away, the least Rian Johnson has ever given a cast to do during a movie.
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Is Santa Real? Many users feel they're getting presents from him. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Is Santa Real? Many users feel they're getting presents from him. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
Jon. No.
There was no reason to remove Fani Willis
She had no conflict of interest
The fix is in in Georgia
She had no conflict of interest
The fix is in in Georgia
NEW: The prosecutor who took over the Georgia case concluded that he couldn't press forward with it. His decision to drop the charges was quickly approved by Judge McAfee, ending the last remaining criminal case Trump faced.
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jon. No.
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I want to see Nick Cave's completely bonkers Gladiator sequel.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I want to see Nick Cave's completely bonkers Gladiator sequel.
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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Can't build a brand with you talking in the background.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Can't build a brand with you talking in the background.